The more I see this picture the more I think she looks like a dinner lady at a school who's getting a certificate for 30 years service and they're taking her photo for the paper.What in the BIG 'Ronald Mcdonald Clown Shoes' is going on there???!!!
I think she’s been to the Mrs Meldrum School of Photoshop…
didn't even need too ask. Everyone's talking about you for the wrong reasons beefy. #pinchme
Who tf is buying fake tan from him? Cunts the colour of a satsuma. He looks like he has some dermatological disease.That Brendan has been on the birthday ching
There was so many highlights, the Deliverance cabin in the woods for a first date, the hair pleating, the bossing him about constantly, the River Tems, Dunblane Hydro set up on the bench. Oh and my all time favourite was the getting full make up on and dress up to sit in the house on Halloween.Remember she used to film him coming in her front door.
wasn’t smug for long when she was in the car ranting like a lunatic after someone found the rental ad in about 2 minsRemember her smug face as though she just bought pip mansion
aye cause that's just what ye think wen doing yer make up make me look like a fkn plant pot
“i want that part of my life to be private” says the slapper who couldn’t wait to upload her shed in the woods videos she paid for to get pumped on a first dateYe have yer pish flaps out for any guy who shows ye a bit of attention ffs and pity u don't give your non verbal child the privacy he deserves!!! Funny how all the questions end with the same 'x' everytime. Imagine being that sad of a bastard ye sit online asking yourself questions
what a riddy I had for her
Never mind the outfit.... What the fuck are those trainers?Why is she packed into a skirt that’s too small. She looks like she’s a kinky librarian in a porn movie
