Stacey Solomon #74

[Janewall123]

Shouldn't them stories at the pumpkin patch be declared as ads if they're wearing her primary range?

 

[AllieBee]

There are worse things to call Hancock out for than an affair, you'd think they'd be discussing illegal parties and all the lies him and his government told. I can't understand how that show is still on air.

Yeah, didn't want to go into Hancock mode, but for me it was the hypocrisy of them all batching about his affair when they are all just as bad, if not worse lol. Hate them all I never usually watch it, because I can't stand them and their bitching

 

[zozo0121]

And judging by the “big shop” Stacey and ROESS just did, all they eat is fruit and veg

That will be gone off straight in the bin and she will be on the phone to just eat. How can that hello fresh shite feed a family of 6??

 

[Em_]

Just to clarify, I used box dye for years, there's nothing wrong with it BUT you need to mind your hair if your planning on using the blonde/lighter shades!!
Just incase people thought I was having a dig at box dyes... I was just having a dig at Stacey a grown woman and a millionaire who can't look after her hair cause she's just too lazy!

I think she used the box dye as it is shit, like Holly Willoughby's. I wasn't offended and I've had to resort to blonde box dyes (trying to save money) and they are not the same as going to a professional hairdresser. There is no need for her to keep up this I'm so poor narrative. It winds me up no end.

 

[acsunderland]

It’s just so wrong when you think about it
someone who has millions is being sent free food and being paid to promote it !

I would be more impressed and influenced if hello fresh sent boxes to people in need and watched them review the food boxes

I’ll never understand this!

 

[Janewall123]

That comment about finding it hard to find a family costume with enough for the whole family makes me want to cry for poor H

 

[Em_]

It’s just at the point where whenever influencers do anything you just think bullshit… lies…. That didn’t happen. Stacey didn’t do her own hair she speaks shite.

It's bad enough to believe that she's done it herself, it looks truly awful.

 

[paddington123]

Omg that stupid laugh she does when she’s trying to speak stop Stacey!!! You look like a donkey!!!!!

 

[Lalla]

Nice mould around the window. It must get v damp in there.

I went back to look at this, those windows are filthy. Mandy is slacking

Also what is the point in more bloody plinths. You can tell she's running out of content that she's now decorating her bloody office.

I'm still half thinking that there will be a 'surprise delivery' at Christmas, and she'll make out she had no idea she was pregnant. Anything to keep the content going somehow!

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

This basic bitch can’t even get her cutlery round the right way

 

[Em_]

Sticking pissy sticks from her garden in toffee apples and pears … hope the kids don’t have to eat them even Joe was repulsed so that saying something

WTF is she wearing? She's dressed like an 80 year old

 

[Tamij]

She’s looking more and more like an Afghan hound….TWINS

The hound has got far better hair.

 

[Lalla]

I think the fact that she’s plain and simple not addressing it she won’t announce until birth, which will be Xmas. Knowing her, Xmas Eve. “Staceys shocking secret”. “Stacey hides baby sister for daughter Rose” “the ultimate Christmas gift - Stacey and Joe welcome a new baby girl to their blended family”

This is my theory too, surprise Christmas delivery.
Ugh.

 

[MyrtleRV]

Mmmmmm, that’s a treat to look forward to; Stacey’s endless pumpkin recipes when the Halloween door is over and done with. Is there no end to this woman’s talents? I mean listening to her describe the ‘cakes, soups and casseroles’ she plans to make, it all sounds absolutely delicious….

… well I say delicious, it might not always be the case unfortunately. If you’re wondering what that special je ne sais quoi in Stacey’s offerings is, that underlying tang or certain something you can’t quite put your finger on, it’ll be the dog piss which those pumpkins are liberally sprayed with every time Teddy or Peanut pass the front door.

When that special urine based something is paired with the steady stream rodent and wildlife visitors to the door, inevitably attracted by the allure of fresh vegetables just sitting ripe and ready to be eaten, well those pumpkins are going to be super ’tasty’ when Stacey adds them to her delightful selection of autumnal recipes. Of course those vermin also won’t have too far to travel to the vegetable free-for-all either after Stacey and her dad converted that lovely little outbuilding into a specialist housing estate for them, or the ‘pantry’ as they also like to call it.

Anyway, grab a spoon and let’s all head round to the Swollomon’s for some delicious soup I say… what’s that? Whaddya mean you’re not hungry?!

 

[glitter&sparkle]

I just went on his Instagram
I noticed he has never posted about their wedding! Not even one picture. But has posted about his stag do? It’s so bizzare! My husband doesn’t post much but at least he posted about us being married!

 

[Ecclesville1111]

I dont even think that is his bedroom. I think thats her and Joe’s bedroom

 

[giftmesh*t]

and she would have given you evils the whole time cause you just know she knows!!!

Especially when you start playing simply red on your phone at full volume.

 

[Milfordcubicle]

We’re a big family (more than 6 most of the time with kids partners etc) and we have two freezers absolutely stuffed full. My “big shop” yesterday was £160. Oh and with a house full of teenagers the snacks/treats are stashed in hideyholes here or they would be gone in 24 hours. Also food allergies and a few vegans in the mix. I swear I should have done an insta of me wandering round Tesco for over an hour to buy it all. Riveting content NOT

 

[giftmesh*t]

They look absolutely shit and about as Christmassy as a lump of poo.

 

[monkey12345]

She is pregnant 100% I would be really surprised if she isn’t