Stacey Solomon #74

[Pebbleybeach]

Isn’t it funny how different she speaks on LW. That wierd breathy voice and stupid laugh is clearly all an act.

Yes! Literally just came here to say the same thing about the hello fresh advert they’re on!

The advert has just been on tv and her eyes are so big! Even when she smiles! I’m like the big bad wolf over here like ‘my what big eyes you have’! Why isn’t she all squinty!!! Her voice isn’t high pitched or breathy or all over the place, she speaks nicely and clearly in a deeper voice with perfect pitch and spacing and no ditzy idiot laugh. Their ‘banter’ was funny and she seemed like a normal person.

If she was like that on instagram I might even follow her!! I used to like her actually before I saw her instagram when she was hanging her crisps, pole dancing with a mop and talking in that stupid breathy/nasally voice.

 

[Asparagus123]

I've no idea of the layout of mansion but is the shed closer to the main gaff than the older boys living quarters is?

The house came with two great big barns/outhouses and some sheds one is Pickle Gym which Stacey never shows so she must be converting the other one

 

[FoxyBingo]

Disguising a “where’s it from?” As another opportunity for an ad.

grabby bitch.

 

[raspberryjuice]

Stacey does know that if she gives her kids a routine bedtime at a reasonable time she could have a bath when they are all asleep. I love my baths when my children are asleep, so relaxing. So yes you did have time Stacey you’re just lazy.

Her bath is in the bedroom the kids sleep in (because we all know they still co-sleep after Rex and his snail in her bed this week) so she wouldn’t be able to put the lights on to film it for an ad if they were in bed. And she wouldn’t bath for any other reason than an ad surprised her wedding day bath wasn’t an ad!

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I was thinking the same. A fire guard is supposed to stop the child gettinf anywhere close to the fire, this literally just covers the front

In fact it's probably more dangerous than not having one. It gives a false sense of security. That guard will not stop the kids getting burnt, it is pushed right up against the fire itself....does Stacey not realise it was also get hot to touch? Whys she so dumb

Exactly it might as well not be there. All that she said about waiting for a custom guard to come I was expecting something to actually fit round the fire place properly…..then I remembered it was her so it never would as safety doesn’t come near the list of features it should have

 

[realityfan]

Sorry if this has already been said, but why is that when Stacey is talking about things for their 'family' she never mentions Harry, Joe's son?

Poor Harry didn’t even get one of the personalised shoe sections. To make him feel welcome I’d have made one for him even if he only comes over occasionally…

 

[ghostriderhere]

Yeah but it’s meant to be more about influencers’ choices and actions. Say all the horrible things you want about people exploiting their kids for content or wearing ridiculous eyelashes or gurning at a camera or belittling their husband or ignoring their stepson or chewing like a horse on their stories….I don’t do any of those things so I don’t need to be gutted about it but a body shape is something that can’t really be controlled and that many people reading might also share, through no fault of their own. I just think it’s different. Just my opinion

Ok aren’t we all commenting on her stomach looking like there’s a bump?? Jesus Christ

 

[Pebbleybeach]

Yeah, looks much better tbh. Of course she's filtered him brillaint blonde again

She’s such a prat- stop spending time filtering your kids and maybe spend time with them/brush their hair/wash them/wash yourself! He’d look so cute with his hair brushed, in a little ponytail or bun and it’s normal colour, why leave his hair messy but spend time editing it another colour!

 

[kayl1986]

Ahh I nearly got a bingo..wonder what she bribed the boys with, well Zachy more so to dress up in that..they all must be freezing, Rosie posie already has a snotty nose and yep I still think she’s pregnant

Some crazy photoshopping you reckon to hide the bump. She’s looks so thin to what she actually is. We’ve seen her on this morning and everything it don’t add up. Unless this halloween photo was took months ago

 

[Shamelesshorse]

cannot bring myself to bother with hellofresh, every ‘influencer’ and their nans post ads for them, pretty sure if they cut back on their marketing budget they could make their boxes cheaper at this point.

I hate the way she says “I work with…” whenever she mentions a brand too, like she’s creative director of these campaigns…

They are shit! Half of the veg we got was rotten and they sent 5 recipe cards for stuff we hadn’t ordered and none for what we actually got

 

[NotFlippinInvited]

Yet Jemma shared the story saying it was a surprise. So either Stacey took it from the HQ without her knowing or the fact that she has to double check every single order as she can’t trust her staff to do it accurately is all a lie as she’s either missed the order herself or she does allow someone else to do it.

I bet she’s a nightmare to work for, watching everything you do, passive aggressive comments about snacks and pens going missing and all for minimum wage too - and that’s the staff on the payroll, don’t get me started about her bringing the kids in to the sticker sweatshop during the school holidays!

 

[Em_]

Has Rex actually had a haircut?????

It didn't look like it to me, his hair is awful.

 

[SourGreenApples]

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Do they just eat fruit and veg?????

The fridge was empty before. Not even an opened jar of jam, mayo, burger mustard, cheese strings, cheese spread etc which most people have lurking in their fridge. Oh! I forgot. Not everyone does fridge inspections for Insta. Remember her empty freezer in the heatwave?

 

[Anotherdayanotherwalk]

I reckon she's pretty much on track for a Christmas baby.

 

[Janewall123]

Buzzing the person who can afford 2000 pizzas has won a free pizza not. Hope she takes it with her and gives it to a homeless person but I highly doubt it.

 

[Parsley]

My 2 year old boy has long hair, it's always freshly washing and brushed. It's about time he has it cut now (not least because he's been compared to Mad Mick *shudders*) but I know he's going to be an absolute nightmare at a hairdressers. Any advice welcomed please

My cousins little boy was a nightmare at the hairdressers, genuinely terrified. The hairdresser recommended they should drop in every time they were passing to sit in a chair and chat to the staff. Worked brilliantly and now the hairdresser is his "bestest friend"

 

[Wildrosesez]

I know we’ve moved on to the snail but the “baby” skeleton - is it actually supposed to be a baby? I thought it was just a smaller size skeleton and she decided it was a baby because the other two were bigger.

Also I know that rich people shouldn’t stop living their lives just because other people aren’t rich but does she have to flaunt it? Other people can’t even afford to make desperately needed repairs to their houses and she’s showing off her converted office, what does she even need an office for? I’m sure she has various accountants, managers etc sorting all her admin, not like she has to sit and do it all herself surely.

 

[bagpuss17278]

What do we think she’s going to share?? ?

Never mind she’s showing her shitty arm bracelets… it’s going to be the abbot Lyon deal hahah

I don’t know but those lit candles standing direct on the table/runner are making me nervous

 

[SourGreenApples]

She's definitely a double bagger.

 

[SourGreenApples]

There's some seriously deluded people on there.