Stacey Solomon #74

[DrMeredithGrey]

Do you reckon she’ll use the troll angle?

Be all like ‘I’ve hated not being honest with you guys, you’re all like my little family but I get so many horrible messages blah blah blah’

 

[kettlecrisp32]

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What times the announcement?

7:00 of course!

 

[Em_]

To join in with pregnancy gate, she doesn't look pregnant at all in the Wilma dress.

 

[SourGreenApples]

Yep. The rest of the human race continue as normal while pregnant but influencers seem to think their seeming never ending pregnancies and resulting fugly crotch goblins are of profound importance to everyone else!

 

[Turmeric123]

honestly I get it. You’ve been planning a wedding for so long! (In my case an actual real wedding)
And it’s over just like that it goes by so quickly but I would never ever compare it to losing a child! Like wtf was he thinking? Both of them on childloss awareness week her holding a skeleton baby and having a joke and now this!
hopefully people begin to realise what they’re like!
Like lying about going on a honeymoon!

It is beyond shocking

 

[FoxyBingo]

Why the hell does Joe wear his cap/hoodie constantly in the house? Is he trying to look cool? Not working Joe you just look a chavy scruffy sod!!

To hide that monstrosity of "hair" - I would wear a hat if I had a barnet like that

 

[Bestlife@60]

I went through 2 pages of the most liked posts and there were no thread suggestions. I went with this from @Bestlife@60 as I still find it funny, obviously if it offends you speak to the admins.
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I would do a re-cap but honestly I can't be arsed.
Stacey went to Disneyland Paris for the second time in the space of a month or two. The swanky cow, is still a lying, manipulative, ugly cunt.

Please feel free to do a proper re-cap.

Whoo hoo, get me. Thanks fuckers

 

[Chriss71]

What the hell is going on with the ears???? God she's so ugly,honestly can't understand how anyone thinks she pretty,,can't even close her mouth properly due to her horse teeth!!!

 

[giftmesh*t]

Those dogs do not get taken on walks.

 

[MyrtleRV]

Fuck I'm still using my tumble drier 3 times q week...am I being extravagant, am I gonna die from fuel poverty? Serious question, I actually dunno how much it cost me to dry a load we don't have a smart meter

As a rough guide I know when I put mine on for an hour-80 minutes it’s about £1 extra on the smart meter. As an aside I hate the smart meter, the small little glowing box in the corner of the room that sits mocking me and controlling my life!

Mind I’ve got it all wrong, what I really need to do is the next time I dry I’ll gather the family up so we can lie on the floor next to it keep warm. That Stacey eh, just like the rest of us (my arse!!)

 

[Babybail93]

Fake as they come. She reminds me of a mouse or rat cartoon character it was on here before but can't remember which one it was. Where do these influencers get off.

She’s not an attractive woman at the best of times. I’ll never understand why she pulls all the stupid faces to make herself even uglier

 

[Doodlebug71]

Her fanny must resemble a badly packed taco at this stage

Punched lasagne hen so aye

 

[Tamij]

Stationery Stacey, not stationary.

‘E’ for envelope, Stace.

 

[beepboopsneepsnoop]

He doesn’t say it’s every evening, you’ve put words in his mouth there.

My apologies.

But I definitely read that chunk as him insinuating that they eat together every night as a family of 7. And I'm sure I'm not the only one.

 

[stardust1]

how has she convinced her 2 eldest to dress up as husband and wife? my 2 brothers are similar ages and wouldn’t be seen dead doing that, let alone it posted publicly for their school friends to see

She probably said they can have a night in the proper house if they dress up

 

[giftmesh*t]

She should be Momo for Halloween

Although she’d have to hide her gigantic teeth and her nose is too big, but still, she could pull it off.

 

[whyhellothere83]

Joe is on Steph’s packed lunch and just said the two weeks between the wedding and honeymoon was confusing and was like they’d lost a child (unsure what he actually means by this, the idiot).

 

[klairklopp]

What sort of shop is selling a baby skeleton and what sort of people are buying them? I can’t get onboard with that I’m afraid (maybe I’m being too sensitive)

I think I’m even more sensitive as I find the animal skeleton’s as bad……..

 

[Chriss71]

Makes you wonder did Leighton dad tell skanky he wanted him on that date to go to Disney for his sisters birthday, so skanky thought she'd get in 1st and do the same for her daughters birthday, Surely she wouldn't have taken rex 3 weeks earlier knowing he was going again, I definitely think it was very last minute when L's dad said they were doing that, then of course pretend joe did it as a 'surprise' that she knew nothing about!!!!

 

[loopylil]

Moneymaker on the way odds on to be born Christmas Day