Also since she's stopped being paid by them there is no more mention of her amazing lelo toys, fabreeze or vanish products
she only had to mention that picture screensaver telly once or twice too.
Buying a carpet cleaner might be a good investment for her next.
Small mercies she isn't trying to sell her viewers those slendertone butt / leg / belly toning electrical pulsating devices.
Thread title suggestions...New teeth, forehead, nose, hair extensions, bald dog and a flat. Same old fake tan stained sheets and carpets as she completes yet another mega shred living off vegetables just to avoid have to buy *gasp* size 12 jeans.
I need to make it rhyme though, and possibly shoehorn in I have TWO degrees and a strong interest in reality TV, books about brides of 1 s 1 s and drug smugglers in Bali.
I'm so random.