His face is that close to the camera I’ve just realised his eyelids are a great shape for a deep cut crease eyeshadow look
Some one said to him “can you believe how quick Christmas has come round” and he was like “Hmm, comes around same time every year” he can’t help the sarcasm and tries to think he’s hilarious with it too.the thing is the chances of people actually liking or taking interest in him are now so low because of how he greets people with his sarcastic, over the top replies. He shouldn’t go live cause his nice guy act doesn’t work lmao
His face is that close to the camera I’ve just realised his eyelids are a great shape for a deep cut crease eyeshadow look
Let’s storm up steep hill togetherTina darling, I’m this 🤏 close to making you your very own thread on here. You absolute scrambled beg on toast.
ooh I’m visiting Lincoln next week to visit the other half’s family. I’d LOVE to bump into him
No one storms up steep hillLet’s storm up steep hill together
I think that’s his mum who has diedAm I missing something cause I’m positive he said his father has passed in a previous Tik tok
I would be very surprised if Paul didn’t ask Lisa to ask him that. So he could lie about talking to him. He’s so manipulative.No one storms up steep hillI have to hold the hand rail
I think that’s his mum who has died
Did anyone else notice his mod Natalie asking about his son? But anyone else that asked had their comments deleted. She asked if J was ok and ode crow feet said he was amazing and he gets to FaceTime him a lot. Someone said video calling isn’t parenting lol which Tina the terror swiftly removed. Then Natalie asked if he was seeing him over Xmas and Paul replied “after”
Sorry Natalie*I would be very surprised if Paul didn’t ask Lisa to ask him that. So he could lie about talking to him. He’s so manipulative.
or natalie could be one of us and knew he couldn’t delete her commentI would be very surprised if Paul didn’t ask Lisa to ask him that. So he could lie about talking to him. He’s so manipulative.
Sorry Natalie*
He recently posted this on his Instagram about seeing his dadAm I missing something cause I’m positive he said his father has passed in a previous Tik tok
his photography is proper shit, puts the picture in black and white and turns the 'structure' or 'sharpen' up on instagramHe recently posted this on his Instagram about seeing his dad
I have a feeling Natalie visits hereNo one storms up steep hillI have to hold the hand rail
I think that’s his mum who has died
Did anyone else notice his mod Natalie asking about his son? But anyone else that asked had their comments deleted. She asked if J was ok and ode crow feet said he was amazing and he gets to FaceTime him a lot. Someone said video calling isn’t parenting lol which Tina the terror swiftly removed. Then Natalie asked if he was seeing him over Xmas and Paul replied “after”
that’s near me. Southwell to Lincoln is about an Hour? To Nottingham it’s 20mins. So his dad took him to his girlfriends, snortHe recently posted this on his Instagram about seeing his dad
course he lived with 3 females, dirty dogHe went very quiet when his Dad came in the room, and ignored the question "was that your Dad". Both done lateral flow tests....presume his visiting relatives is to vulnerable family. I looked at 192.com and in 2002 he was living with his parents in Lincoln (think it's from the electoral role) and 2005/2006 it shows as him living with 3 random females.... house share?
12 days of Christmas (poncy Paul edition), a Tattle special:
On the first day of Christmas Paul breach gave to me, a video in the same hoody.
On the second day of Christmas Paul breach gave to me, two big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the third day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me three turned down jobs, two big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me, four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me nine passive aggressive responses, eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me Ten ‘I’m actually a really nice guy’, nine passive aggressive responses, eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG(technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me, eleven excuses of being a shit dad, Ten ‘I’m actually a really nice guy’, nine passive aggressive responses, eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me, 12 feet pictures, eleven excuses of being a shit dad, Ten ‘I’m actually a really nice guy’, nine passive aggressive responses, eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
Except he doesn’t work in healthcare, he’s a professional dole dosser at this point. Get down the bloody job center paul you lazy bellendyeha that was me who asked .. what a twat! He will just say he works in healthcare
this is what I thought…. Natalie.. you out there babs?someone asked him last night if he’s addicted to tiktok and he replied “well…you’re the one who comes on my lives watching me so…if we’re gonna talk about being addicted why do you watch me”
i don’t mind a bit of sarcastic humour at all but it’s tiresome when every response is sarcastic. if i was sophie i’d be well sick of it by now, i wonder if he ever gives her a straight answer?
or natalie could be one of us and knew he couldn’t delete her commentthat’d be fun
Eyes like two pissholes in the snowThese women who tell him he's handsome must just need some attention in their lives
Wait, why does Paul love to see this pose
I’m done
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