Haven’t seen anyone recap, so here we go:
Paul is still a nice guy, who’s just being him. Still hasn’t noticed he has more than one arm during his dance recitals.
He’s done with the haterz, because as well all seem to forget, he’s a lovely person and technically, he hasn’t done anything wrong.
Paul’s tik tok manager is still trying to find a way out of his locked cupboard, he’ll only let her out if she makes people like him and make his past disappear. (Goodbye forever babe)
Paul enjoys a game of happy families whilst forgetting he’s already fucked the game up as he completely forgot he has another son (oops)
Poor Sophie is realising what it’s like to have two children now and not just one.
He’s currently lost 2 stone due to ‘stress’ but really it’s just the missing fabric from his thumbs holes.
He’s mods have upped and fucked off leaving him with the ‘haterz’ piling in like last orders at the bar.
And last but not least, he’s still a pasty, narcissistic, n0ncèy parading his mrs around like a show horse.
PS, Paul, your beard is wank.
Lots of love, us tattlers xoxoxox