On live a whole five minutes…..
Mentioned he’s been at ‘work’ 25445433 times
Mentioned ‘volunteering’ 2355544 times
Mentioned tattle 7663532 times
Lifted his shirt collar 5646532 times
Shown his missing hammy tooth 46464653 times
Loudly clacked on his chewy 4645335 times
Fake smiled to an imaginary person 36546334 times
Whispered loudly to songs 46464322 times
Been passive aggressive 454543357 times
Ignored Turbo T 53644334 times
Mocked people for watching him on a sat night 454534
Same shit different day for Pool.
Still sat in his dads bedroom free loading
still sat in front of a flashing ring light trying to impersonate other ‘creators’
Still rinsing his dad of cash
Still seething about tattle
Still pretending he wants to unlive himself
Still thinks his arms have muscle
Still can’t pronounce the letter R
Still only has Turbo T who is genuinely interested
Still has a son that thinks he is a waste of space and wants nothing to do with him
Still single
Still penniless
Still homeless
Still jobless
Still single
YET you think you’ve made it in life and we are the losers
The award for most delusional prick goes to Paul B