Snapshoteye #14 Don’t make Paul’s nostrils flare, the room might end up losing all its air

[wineanddine]

Paul, snapshoteye, 102: and they photoshopped me onto ham and with moustaches and onto an Adele album

The police:

 

[wineanddine]

Someone tell me if it’s worth making a fake account for

Too bloody late, I’ve done it now. What’s Paul gonna do? What's gonna happen? Is he going to shoot me? I doubt it. He’d have to catch me first, I'm like a whippet.

 

[honeyou]

So, what do we think of this piglets?

“not paul” responding on theblondeoldie account

 

[nurseren]

Good morning Paulinators/Hamlets/Piglets! Thanks to @snapshotlie for the thread title that makes me giggle.

our lord and saviour Paulipops had declared it a national holiday! 10 days of pure covid fun! We were treated to several flakey brush off tiktoks yesterday, followed by a live to 12 people which is 11 Tattlers and Turbo Tina

Boxgirl aka Queen Sharane of Carrots has been asked to place a carrot in the background of her next live to show her support for tattle.

Sophie is still wearing the brown pleather leggings, rumours are circulating in the Nottingham area that she can’t remove them.

we discovered that Paul may not be 41 but may be older, but is this a #stormzyis72 situation?

I’m proud of you all, own it babz xoxo

get the choppers at the ready, it’s Thread 14

 

[Cheesestring]

Paul when anyone mentions snapshot eye

 

[itsjustthefacts]

So, what do we think of this piglets?

 

[Pazuzu666]

Made me chuckle

 

[Sharanethepain]

You lot got me addicted to this ffs

 

[BoiledHam]

Nah imagine Paul 41+ sitting down with the police and pulling out screenshots of him edited onto joints of ham and Adele album covers lmao. I'd love to be a fly on the wall during that one.

 

[wineanddine]

 

[HarrisonBlue]

 

[IanBealesBarmyArmy]

Guys I've just bumped into Paul in Tesco, he was knee deep in the sale jeans in Florence and Fred. Unfortunately I caught his snapshoteye,43 and he said "you want to bamba" and I said no I do f*cking not

 

[wineanddine]

Nahhhh lads

Just showed my fiancé one of my posts on here I was proud of and he looks at my profile picture from afar and goes “is that you in a hat?”

I feel violently ill, throwing up and crying.

 

[poundpuppie]

Tina and Paul’s first couple selfie

 

[GlowGirlGlowwww]

I just got an image of all of us sitting in court and Paul sitting at the other side of the room and his lawyer (Turbo Tina) showing the Judge and the Jury photos of Pauls face edited on to ham and Adele albums Now wouldn’t that be a laugh!

Can you imagine being addressed by the court to make sure they have the correct people - 'can you confirm that you are indeed GobShyte64, Boiled Ham and thevelvetiser?'

 

[thevelvetiser]

Do you think he will block all new followers from when he went public? He did last time and my heart can’t take that betrayal again

He asked me to go live with him help

 

[da_b5]

Troops I have some devastating news. @notpaulbreach has been blocked from Sharanes tiktok. R.I.P 2022-2022

 

[gurlbye]

Screenshots of what? It's public records for birth certificates. People are allowed an opinion too, that's not illegal

Police aren’t going to do shit, they haven’t got time for things like this when the solution is to just delete social media and stay private. There are literally unsolved murders, missing people, peoples houses are getting burgled, knife crime is an all time high - but poor Paul wants to renagade in his dads bog? Hahahaha give over

 

[WhamBamThankyouHam]

WHO CALLED HIM SNAPSHOTLIE

 

[ownitbabs]

Now I know I didn’t just get 32 votes/likes on my thread name suggestion and it didn’t get picked. IM FEWMINNNN. I will be calling my PI @nurseren I’ll see you in court bish