I read this with a mixture of horror and fascination. What a combination. I think you and the dogs were wise not to try it.
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Molly's face!I may regret asking this, but did the slop smell in any way edible?
The dog growled at it! 
This may be the single greatest image ever recorded.
Chapeau tender bongo. Molly’s face has quite honestly ended me.
someone phone my parents and tell them their youngest child has expired
I’m beginning to wonder if Jack was seriously viewing it in a positive light when she said ‘sometimes I surprise myself’ with this one. I simply can’t get over this combination.
I’ve mentioned before that me and Mr Laz have a friend who cooks the weirdest food combinations ever; she really tries - that much you can tell, but it’s just overkill and flavours that don’t compliment each other. Even her dinner last night was more appealing than the
and 
combo! It was:
Tonight's supper: baby onions, radishes and cauliflower florets marinated in Cumin/Coriander & Mustard seeds, Turmeric, Garlic, Chilli flakes, Smoked Chipotle, Alho Salsa, Grains of Paradise, Wild Garlic salt & Tellicherry Black Peppercorns with olive oil and oven roasted with leftover Gammon drizzled with Calvo Nero Wild Garlic Pesto & Parmesan cheese xx
someone phone my parents and tell them their youngest child has expired
I’m beginning to wonder if Jack was seriously viewing it in a positive light when she said ‘sometimes I surprise myself’ with this one. I simply can’t get over this combination.
I’ve mentioned before that me and Mr Laz have a friend who cooks the weirdest food combinations ever; she really tries - that much you can tell, but it’s just overkill and flavours that don’t compliment each other. Even her dinner last night was more appealing than the
and combo! It was:Tonight's supper: baby onions, radishes and cauliflower florets marinated in Cumin/Coriander & Mustard seeds, Turmeric, Garlic, Chilli flakes, Smoked Chipotle, Alho Salsa, Grains of Paradise, Wild Garlic salt & Tellicherry Black Peppercorns with olive oil and oven roasted with leftover Gammon drizzled with Calvo Nero Wild Garlic Pesto & Parmesan cheese xx
Luckily can’t smell a thing and I’m off work with Covid and a chest infection (severe, confirmed) so I cannot comment. I will ask Mols though
I may regret asking this, but did the slop smell in any way edible?
Someone needs to photoshop that trowel onto a pumble.
Oh my. Wish we could stack emojis as that deserves them all. Mol’s’ face has given me literal tears, and that never happens with tinterwebs stuff. Please someone make that your user pic.
Please give Mol and her bro all the love from us, and for you, dearest ab
Poor dog
I’m in a foul mood and this has made me laugh a lot so thank you (for all the good that you do etc)
Chapeau! Mollys face perfectly sums up how anyone should react to JM’s food
Molly's reaction needs to be the first reply every time some idiot posts how amazing Jack’s peach and shitpea curry is
THE DOGS!!!!
Oh my days, I don't know which is funnier, the one growling at the food or the one transfixed in horror.
Campaign to make MollyBongo’s reaction a meme!
I could smell that coming out of the bulletin blender as I was reading
I could smell that coming out of the bulletin blender as I was reading
When your recipe is so bad it gets growled at by dogs. Funny how that never appeared in the guff for her books, isn't it?
Me when someone says “have you tried yoga?”
The hilarious thing is that the finished bowl of slop doesn’t look too bad but it clearly honks.
what did it taste like @allybongo?
what did it taste like @allybongo?
The growl and the traumatised stare. The only sane reaction to a slop. Dogs know.
"Sadness in his eyes"