Slimming World #2

[Sslb_18]

Does anyone follow stephjoy? I know she’s not a strictly slimming world account any more but jeeez, I cannot be the only one tired of her constant ‘updates’. Surely that stuff is for close friends and family?

I had to unfollow her!
I found her so relatable in the SW days. But she got engaged and married in a little over a year and basically started trying from day one, it was all very sudden
I appreciate the sharing and for there not to be stigma over MC, but she is over sharing, I find it so uncomfortable.
Like as soon as she’s finished at the hospital, she’s in the car recording a story right away? Where’s her husband, you should be crying into his arms, not into your phone.
However in terms of weight loss, she is an incredible inspiration!

 

[Flip&Flop]

StAr WeEk

That saying gives me irrational rage

 

[Damocles]

I have just talked my daughter out of joining teamrh because of their terrible online reviews. We are both very disillusioned with slimming world now. My daughter said Instagram is flooded with the Snowdon climb.

Here is an idea for a challenging climb, they should climb the ego of Ben Green(big Ben to big ego Ben) that might take A few months

It's Always the same usual suspects that do these climbs, They do it to boost their own egos, nothing more.

lets have a look at a few of them

nicola_gets_slim = had weight loss surgery before she joined sw and now passes off her 12 stone loss as "only slimming world"

snaresylad_sw = A man that can gain half a stone in 2 days, calorie count on days he goes over his syns and blame boris johnson for him being a greedy fat pig.

erika_slimmingworld = an absolute horrendacunt of a human being.

nothing inspirational about that.

 

[Damocles]

Does anyone else get pig sick of these spongers getting freebies after freebies? Just seen that Sionedhaf with yet ANOTHER consignment of gifted products this time beanies coffee ffs! Loyal customers get screw all from such companies not even free postage yet beg on legs like her get weekly freebies ! Sorry but it really makes my shit itch!

I run my own business, the amount of beggy messages I get is off the scale.

 

[Orlandolover94]

The chocolate covered baked oats for breakfast honestly turns my stomach. Once in a while, sure but every day is too much for me, like eating cake for breakfast. Just have some bloody toast

And the mug cakes everyday, yes they are ok in moderation and it’s good to allow yourself a treat. But you don’t need one everyday, along with the chocolate baked oats and the high calorie protein bars.
It winds me up that she’s giving 130,000 people “weightloss advice” but she isn’t losing weight herself!

 

[Hatefake]

For those saying ‘how can it be slimming worlds fault’… I understand what your saying…. They may not have made you sit under the hairdryer trying to sweat, but it left you with disordered eating that led you to doing things like that… slimming world fucked up my relationship with food too. I used to weigh Monday, literally wouldn’t participate in any weekend plans and wouldn’t eat all day Monday until I got home from slimming world at 9pm. I’d be so strict (so I thought) and eat tonnes of free food (cos it’s free, and my leader very much pushed that - I know now that all these foods have calories) and I’d miss certain foods so much that eventually I would have a binge on them, white bread being the main one, then the self loathing would start… I would of never have binged on anything before slimming world. It’s all about the number on the scales with slimming world, even the slimmer of the week is fucked up. To make it fair to everyone it should of been the biggest percentage of weight lost, that way its inclusive of those who haven’t got a lot to lose, but no, it’s who’s lost the most pounds. I’m working on my disordered eating now, my breaking point was eating out and crying cos I felt like I couldn’t have what I truly wanted due to weigh in being the following day

I did SW back in 2012, it was the worst thing I did, I managed to lose about 5 stone but I hardly ate anything just to get my next certificate. We had an evening weigh in so I wouldn’t eat all day and constantly weigh myself before going as I needed the next stone or stone and a half award, I would make myself sit under a towel with a hair dryer just to sweat it out, it was NUTS - totally agree it causes disordered eating, not allowing certain foods unless it’s counted for etc

 

[NapQueenReturns]

Fuck sake, I just came across a profile of a fella who had a tummy tuck/loose skin removal and won slimmer of the week after it You couldn’t make this shit up!

 

[ell73949032838]

Have I really just seen someone on TikTok make a pizza base out of turkey mince

 

[hydeist]

apparently she spends £30 a week on her weekly shop

Is that £29 on Milkybars and Buenos, and £1 on oats?

 

[Damocles]

Ross Smith has started on the JD bullshit too. He's "popping in" to a random group today and saying he's on their posters. He's literally just showing himself off. What a fucking saddo. Saturday before Christmas and he's parading himself around. No real friends apart from the other SW show offs. No girlfriend inless it's a married woman apparently, and no life. When he was "fat" he had friends and a wife and family. Yes he's fine great but I hate how he says things like "4 years ago I'd be eating kfc" etc. He's so vain and his swimming stories are undoubtedly made up mist of the time and fucking annoying as fuck

he's a balding cunt who is so fucking in love with himself its unreal...

I die of embarrassment when they do this the majority of people at fat club will be sat there thinking, who the fuck do you think you are he's probably become unbearable. A total Slimming World bore.

I got my 10.5 stone award this week and my consultant asked me to speak to the group.. I flat out refused, I have never wanted to disappear so far up my own arsehole so fast.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Does anyone else get pig sick of these spongers getting freebies after freebies? Just seen that Sionedhaf with yet ANOTHER consignment of gifted products this time beanies coffee ffs! Loyal customers get screw all from such companies not even free postage yet beg on legs like her get weekly freebies ! Sorry but it really makes my shit itch!

 

[Moonflower]

Is this a place we can mention accounts? Yasmin Lauren sw / lifestyle, I think she has switched to calorie counting but was one of the big slimming world accounts. She seems to have dropped off the face of the earth for the last month. Anyone know where she’s gone or why?

Yes! It's in the Instagramers section after all.

I'm sorry for the biscoff lovers but I really don't get the hype

 

[_blahblahblah_]

I have just restarted Slimming World a month or so ago after CC as I find it more structured for me personally, I don’t use stupid tweeks & don’t overeat food just because SW say there free. I make sensible choices for my meals & snacks & actually find it less stressful then CC & I am loosing weight.

This is exactly where I am with it! I’m applying the SW principles of filling a third of my plate with veggies, eating more fruit and cutting back on the stuff that’s more of a treat but not eating 400 boiled eggs or three plates of pasta just because it’s free.

i think SW teaches a good approach to food but people using silly shortcuts is what forms disordered eating and people not educating themselves on overeating.

I’ve been back on it for 2 weeks and lost 6.5lbs and definitely find it less stressful than calorie counting, and I do enjoy the social side of going to a group.

 

[NapQueenReturns]

This is the thing you have to buy tickets don't you??

You can't go you can't be trusted not to start calling them all cunts. Madge would get on stage and you'd be like Jarvis Cocker when MJ did his earth song

Hahahaahhaha, the scenes, the SCENES!

St Madge sings angstily on a cherry picker, being blown to shit by a wind machine, while Pickard and BigBen look on through the window like sad, Dickensian orphans who nobody remembers anymore.

Lard stands there on stage, middle fingers raised, while the Instahuns shriek hysterically and throw Skinny Whips at him.

Just as he’s about to bare his arse in protest, he gets rugby tackled by her security, which consists of that Snaresy berk and the other gormless balding twat, Ross something.

Surveying the ensuing chaos before her, St Bramwell (OBE) sheds a tear, short circuiting her system and her perfectly-coiffed hair bursts into flames.

The crowd erupts at the sight of their flaming robotic Messiah, who falls from her ivory tower onto a large buffet table of Scan Bran, signalling the end of SW as we know it.

Everyone goes home to comfort eat themselves into oblivion, and later rebrand themselves as plus-size influencers.
Lard was later struck off the list, made to turn in all of his Hi-Fis, and sentenced to a year of being nice on Tattle.

 

[Grumpyscotslady]

The mentality some people on slimming world have is so damaging.

The comments on her post from people saying they have "some treats to finish off" from Christmas and then they are back to "healthy eating". Why do you have to race to scoff everything within a 2 week timeframe to get back on plan instead of enjoying in moderation like a normal human!

 

[Damocles]

What do they want in return for an ad?

not even offered me an ad just want free stuff.

I'm not the fucking compton hospice.

 

[Freckledredhead]

SWROSSSMITH has posted a pic of when he was big presumably on his wedding day and how at the time it was the happiest day of his life. He was big but very happy and now he's slim he loves the way he looks and feels about himself etc but is lonely. Just like I've been saying all along about the likes of him and Erika. They go home alone because they're ego is too large and they put down people who are overweight. They literally are arrogant arseholes which is why no-one wants them. That's why she fucks anything with a dick and he fucks other people's bored housewives... probably because a married woman cheating with him gives his ego a boost. Maybe humble yourselves and stop being pricks and maybe someone might actually like you eventually

 

[thepantsqueen]

It was like mullers were free then became synned. I think it's for the few who suddenly decide to eat 7 mullers a day cos its free but doesn't account for all the sugars etc

That was so funny

Muller Light addict who eats up to 24 a day "gutted" by Slimming World change

She's lost three stone already, so something must be working for her...

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[supervixxxen]

Sweet potato and chocolate too All because it is "free" or less syns. Just eat low calorie or small portion sizes of the normal stuff.

I remember someone came up with a recipe for a brownie by mixing chocolate powder to scrambled eggs

 

[Griggsy39]

I’ve done SW myself since April (loosely now I have reached the target I set myself) never been to group,never paid a penny towards them as an organisation. I find it helps me to plenty of fruit and veg,treats in moderation and be mindful with alcohol and takeaways etc. I did MFP previously and found myself not having an apple after my dinner or whatever to save on the calories, cos they don’t half add up! I couldn’t go to a group though and line their pockets,but following it at home has been quite a gentle journey to be honest.