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So guys I took one for the team and listened to the her.ie podcast
She done the test when flying back from London ..didn’t want to buy in the airport incase someone saw her and no one knew she was seeing any one (she wasn’t she had a ONS -this must of been the time she flew home .. hey honey I’m home).and when she was on the flight she was thinking il be disappointed if the test is negative.
She told everyone straight away… when she came home at Christmas she was around 6 weeks or a bit more .. her sister was over 12 week mark and was starting to tell family and she was like me too ..
She was induced … she said she couldn’t be swept because she was too tight and her pelvic floor was so strong from all the training ..they were all surprised how well she was taking the pain so she declined the epidural… she secretly wanted a girl .”I got in trouble for describing it online as getting a wax… you know when parts are going to be sore”but then it’s over… the host is “em ok” I’d love to see the video part of this as I can sense she is thinking you compared labour to a wax.. Shiv keeps digging a hole .. you know how painful it is for a Hollywood wax and then it’s over..the host says well for her it was hell … her contacts were back to back and it felt like satan had grabbed her hip bones and was smashing them ..shiv in a high pitched voice ..”really” she then says I don’t want to hear any negative stories … the host says well you are now ..Shiv just can’t understand because she had it so easy … she says that ..
She was worried about stretch marks as her mother blames her for hers ..
She was training like a professional athlete prior to the pregnancy..
Time to prepare decent meals .. sure Jan …
She contradicts herself numerous times .. she’s great a nutrition.. tells her clients to eat three square meals a day .. later says that what she eats isn’t nutrient dense .. chicken kievs and chips ..but she is probably in a calorie deficit as she’s so busy and doesn’t have the time to be sitting around all day eating ..
She then admits how am I eating a lot of crap but the weight I used to be….
“This is why fat loss and health Aren’t the same thing”
She then says she could be eating better in terms of her health.. but is not in a surplus … and then says to the honest you probably don’t understand this .. so condescending..she then explains what a calorie deficit is to the host..
She says she wasn’t feeling going to jujit one nice and done yoga .. and then had a big bag of Doritos and minstrels .. half way through the minstrels she stopped not like she used to be terrible with food ..
In summary she’s feels that she eating bad but not eating that much ….
How is she a PT?????
‘Wants to empower women to not feel they need to get back to their postpartum body…’
Belts on again about how she doesn’t use transformation photos …. She doesn’t any more and it’s awful that other PTs do.
She think her morals have changed and she’s a lot less selfish…
She’s an open book but wants to keep her private and there’s a lot more she could say ..
She also says she’s surprised with how content she is liking a simple life .. before she couldn’t imagine being content living in an estate in Dublin .. and she couldn’t understand how others were .. but realises now the reason why she has this house is a safe place for her and Cadhla .. the reason why she Has a car loan is so she can bring them places..
She can’t believe how selfless she has become .. as she always saw herself as a selfish person …and the importance of family … when she used to come home she would just go out and not spend time with them..she now seems them every day..she sees the beauty in the simple things and not the flashy materialistic stuff like she used to ..
Talks about how advanced cadhla is .. was crawling before 6 months and wishes she would now slow down ..
Talks about how she outsourced everything before … now she has to be the breadwinner and do a bit of work … she has made Cory her partner ..rather then her being the boss as she wasn’t doing anything in the furnace .. Cory was doing it all.. all Shiv did was try and sell it ..
She says on this she recently got an au pair..she doesn’t really do that much as it’s only 15 hours..and she’s with her dad 2 days a week..
She knows now she has to graft to get money in and thinks she might need to move somewhere smaller..as she should be putting money away to save for a mortgage.
Some truth from her .. she says she can struggle at weekends to do stuff socially as a lot of her friends have partners and are going stuff with as family or with other couples …
Then she single friends are out partying.. she wants to find single mams to hang out with ..
keelon asks her about Dating .. Shiv says she’s trying to make time for it ..but at the bottom of the list ..she’s on hinge and say “Awh is this what we are dealing with .. she says maybe the say the same about her ..it’s hard to judge someone on a profile .. am I looking for the one ? I don’t know “
She says she’s been on a few dates but she doesn’t know if she wants to give up more of her valuable time .but she is open to it if anyone wants to slide into her DMs .
She’s asked about wanting sex… she said she’s only feeling in her groove. Now..
She’s going to start doing yoga classes.. doesn’t know what the future holds no plans …just that she will be in Ireland …
She doesn’t remember her mum saying out loud I love you and she now does to her own child.. she does say her mum was a great mother and she was a really bold child .
Keelin is a good host she doesn’t interrupt.. Shiv could learn a thing or two …
She done the test when flying back from London ..didn’t want to buy in the airport incase someone saw her and no one knew she was seeing any one (she wasn’t she had a ONS -this must of been the time she flew home .. hey honey I’m home).and when she was on the flight she was thinking il be disappointed if the test is negative.
She told everyone straight away… when she came home at Christmas she was around 6 weeks or a bit more .. her sister was over 12 week mark and was starting to tell family and she was like me too ..
She was induced … she said she couldn’t be swept because she was too tight and her pelvic floor was so strong from all the training ..they were all surprised how well she was taking the pain so she declined the epidural… she secretly wanted a girl .”I got in trouble for describing it online as getting a wax… you know when parts are going to be sore”but then it’s over… the host is “em ok” I’d love to see the video part of this as I can sense she is thinking you compared labour to a wax.. Shiv keeps digging a hole .. you know how painful it is for a Hollywood wax and then it’s over..the host says well for her it was hell … her contacts were back to back and it felt like satan had grabbed her hip bones and was smashing them ..shiv in a high pitched voice ..”really” she then says I don’t want to hear any negative stories … the host says well you are now ..Shiv just can’t understand because she had it so easy … she says that ..
She was worried about stretch marks as her mother blames her for hers ..
She was training like a professional athlete prior to the pregnancy..
Time to prepare decent meals .. sure Jan …
She contradicts herself numerous times .. she’s great a nutrition.. tells her clients to eat three square meals a day .. later says that what she eats isn’t nutrient dense .. chicken kievs and chips ..but she is probably in a calorie deficit as she’s so busy and doesn’t have the time to be sitting around all day eating ..
She then admits how am I eating a lot of crap but the weight I used to be….
“This is why fat loss and health Aren’t the same thing”
She then says she could be eating better in terms of her health.. but is not in a surplus … and then says to the honest you probably don’t understand this .. so condescending..she then explains what a calorie deficit is to the host..
She says she wasn’t feeling going to jujit one nice and done yoga .. and then had a big bag of Doritos and minstrels .. half way through the minstrels she stopped not like she used to be terrible with food ..
In summary she’s feels that she eating bad but not eating that much ….
How is she a PT?????
‘Wants to empower women to not feel they need to get back to their postpartum body…’
Belts on again about how she doesn’t use transformation photos …. She doesn’t any more and it’s awful that other PTs do.
She think her morals have changed and she’s a lot less selfish…
She’s an open book but wants to keep her private and there’s a lot more she could say ..
She also says she’s surprised with how content she is liking a simple life .. before she couldn’t imagine being content living in an estate in Dublin .. and she couldn’t understand how others were .. but realises now the reason why she has this house is a safe place for her and Cadhla .. the reason why she Has a car loan is so she can bring them places..
She can’t believe how selfless she has become .. as she always saw herself as a selfish person …and the importance of family … when she used to come home she would just go out and not spend time with them..she now seems them every day..she sees the beauty in the simple things and not the flashy materialistic stuff like she used to ..
Talks about how advanced cadhla is .. was crawling before 6 months and wishes she would now slow down ..
Talks about how she outsourced everything before … now she has to be the breadwinner and do a bit of work … she has made Cory her partner ..rather then her being the boss as she wasn’t doing anything in the furnace .. Cory was doing it all.. all Shiv did was try and sell it ..
She says on this she recently got an au pair..she doesn’t really do that much as it’s only 15 hours..and she’s with her dad 2 days a week..
She knows now she has to graft to get money in and thinks she might need to move somewhere smaller..as she should be putting money away to save for a mortgage.
Some truth from her .. she says she can struggle at weekends to do stuff socially as a lot of her friends have partners and are going stuff with as family or with other couples …
Then she single friends are out partying.. she wants to find single mams to hang out with ..
keelon asks her about Dating .. Shiv says she’s trying to make time for it ..but at the bottom of the list ..she’s on hinge and say “Awh is this what we are dealing with .. she says maybe the say the same about her ..it’s hard to judge someone on a profile .. am I looking for the one ? I don’t know “
She says she’s been on a few dates but she doesn’t know if she wants to give up more of her valuable time .but she is open to it if anyone wants to slide into her DMs .
She’s asked about wanting sex… she said she’s only feeling in her groove. Now..
She’s going to start doing yoga classes.. doesn’t know what the future holds no plans …just that she will be in Ireland …
She doesn’t remember her mum saying out loud I love you and she now does to her own child.. she does say her mum was a great mother and she was a really bold child .
Keelin is a good host she doesn’t interrupt.. Shiv could learn a thing or two …
I took one for the team and listened to the podcast.
Some bullet pints (as our Shiv likes to call them);
She was the first person in Bally (I am not paraphrasing...she actually said that)
She had a light bulb moment a few years ago when she realised she could use excel to get the daily average of her weekly calories.....
Left her job as a graduate grunt doing I.T testing to climb the corporate ladder
Got a job in recruitment so that she could climb that corporate ladder
Charged €50 per hour when she started personal training
Talks about one of her 'friends' who is also a fitness influencer 
who has copied her content on numerous occasions and she doesn't know how to deal with it
Was just oh so happy in Bally and with her life and business that she decided she needed to push herself out of her comfort zone....and have a child....
Does not....and I repeat....DOES NOT have a relationship with alcohol that affects her personal or professional life
When she responds to a nasty DM she waits until she can see that person typing and then blocks them before they have a chance to respond
Some bullet pints (as our Shiv likes to call them);
She was the first person in Bally (I am not paraphrasing...she actually said that) She had a light bulb moment a few years ago when she realised she could use excel to get the daily average of her weekly calories..... Left her job as a graduate grunt doing I.T testing to climb the corporate ladder Got a job in recruitment so that she could climb that corporate ladder Charged €50 per hour when she started personal training Talks about one of her 'friends' who is also a fitness influencer who has copied her content on numerous occasions and she doesn't know how to deal with it Was just oh so happy in Bally and with her life and business that she decided she needed to push herself out of her comfort zone....and have a child.... Does not....and I repeat....DOES NOT have a relationship with alcohol that affects her personal or professional life When she responds to a nasty DM she waits until she can see that person typing and then blocks them before they have a chance to respond
LetsCallEmOut
VIP Member
“Near the castle”
DM Me Hun
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Can we just stop with the whole “I don’t read my DMs, I’m so terrible at replying, I’m soooo busy” bollocks. I bet if I DM’d her now asking if she’s starting Hyrox because she’s desperate for attention from Ned, because he didn’t suddenly come to his senses this week and realise that he could be with Dua Lipa’s doppelgänger, she’d have me blocked and doxxed within seconds.
JP Bangers
Chatty Member
Dua Lipa
Spoofersthelotofthem
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Alcohol has been her main content lately.
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Re First person in Bali - Alright calm down Shivtopher ColumbusI took one for the team and listened to the podcast.
Some bullet pints (as our Shiv likes to call them);
JP Bangers
Chatty Member
She really is a full-kit w@nker - I can almost guarantee that no one else around her running 33 minutes had a €300 pair of Oakley specialist running sunglasses.
JP Bangers
Chatty Member
I know she’s objectively a terrible person and has stolen passports and vaccines, but I genuinely think the worst thing she has ever done is compare herself to Dua Lipa.
huckleberry76
Member
Thread title suggestion: Delulu Lipa needs cash, gives nutrition advice, but eats like trash.
I heard her cervix is so tight that even the good lord himself couldn’t have swept her.
Sunshineplz
VIP Member
I still can't believe someone had sex with her. Actual sex.
SIXTYNINEDUDES!
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"Hiya mam, it's 4pm on Thursday and I've just realised I want to go to the gym in about 17 hours from now so there's no point me picking up the kid just to mind her for 17 hours....yeah, yeah I know shes just back from her dad's.....yeah,yeah I know he dropped her to you earlier today so that I could dick around in my pretend office for the afternoon and I said I'd get her this evening ....but like, there's no point minding my own kid for just 17 hours......and actually now that I think of it , sure, you might as well just bring her straight to the airport tomorrow while you're at it, I'll meet ya in the bar in departures..no no don't worry about packing, I didn't bother buying her any summer clothes anyway...cool, cool, thanks mam "
LetsCallEmOut
VIP Member
I knew that the comments on Dua Lipa would not disappoint…. I LOVE THIS THREAD! 
She is beyond deluded.
Delulu Lipa
She is beyond deluded.Delulu Lipa
dabaebaegoss
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Dua lipa
she's not near well. Siobhan you don't look like anything but a melted wellie.
she's not near well. Siobhan you don't look like anything but a melted wellie.Tellyawhat
Well-known member
Talk about narcissist had time to get her eye lashes, nails and tan done, go training and sit in the car for an hour waiting for a cancelled pizza for herself. But cant be bothered with organising accommodation and clothes for her child so her sister will cover it. Her family are enabling it and Cabbage is too young to realise but it's going to cause massive trouble in a few years when Cabbage's needs always come second after Siobhans wants. Clothing and Shelter=basic needs. Eyelashes and Nails =wants.
