Still an insufferable dickhead, still has a face like a raw meat melted welly, still can’t tell the truth, still an alcoholic, still obsessed with Ned, still has a hulk hogan baby, still does it all for the gram, still fleeces the innocent who don’t read here out of their money, still lies about where she lives and what she does, welcome to the next season of Slobbers - The Most Unlikeable Piece of Shit/Trainwreck to Grace the Earth.
Mostly likely to feature - period rage, tampons in the wrong hole, more bottles or glasses of alcohol, gross food, a disgustingly off putting tan application and a lonely shite home in ‘Malahide’. Her leaving cert results too, at some point or another. The latter, inevitable.