Siobhan O’Hagan #24 Spreading Covid from a rented beemer, no-one is safe from Shiv the Redeemer

[Mitten41]

Fresh witch of Con-Air

Now this is a story all about how,
Shivs plans got twisted upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute so just sit right there,
I’ll tell tattle how she became a lying bleep with red hair.

In busy Swords she was born and raised,
9-5 was how she spent most of her days,
Flying home for Christmas for drink with the fam,
But in an air B&B in case she had some wham bam!

When a popular virus was up to no good,
Started getting infectious in the neighbourhood,
One positive antigen and Shiv got scared,
She said ‘I can’t fly home to Bali I’m just not going to declare!’

She whistled for a free Beamer and when it came near,
She thought for a second - ‘maybe Randox will be clear’,
I’ll pack my bag , get ready and I’ll plan to fly,
And if I come back Pozzy then to Twitter I’ll cry.

She, pulled, up to an Air B&B , several hours later,
She yelled to Raisin ‘quick fly home, smell me later’
If anything she would act as if she was clear,
She thought ‘just forget it, I’ll bend twitters ear!’

This ends the tale of all about how,
We now know all about the covid positive ghoul,
She tried her best to test neg, in a Beamer she begged,
She’s even made herself look worse than Sinead Heg!

The Fresh witch of Con-Air

Amazing!!! Best one yet- I am howling

 

[Annie1]

Fresh witch of Con-Air

Now this is a story all about how,
Shivs plans got twisted upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute so just sit right there,
I’ll tell tattle how she became a lying bleep with red hair.

In busy Swords she was born and raised,
9-5 was how she spent most of her days,
Flying home for Christmas for drink with the fam,
But in an air B&B in case she had some wham bam!

When a popular virus was up to no good,
Started getting infectious in the neighbourhood,
One positive antigen and Shiv got scared,
She said ‘I can’t fly home to Bali I’m just not going to declare!’

She whistled for a free Beamer and when it came near,
She thought for a second - ‘maybe Randox will be clear’,
I’ll pack my bag , get ready and I’ll plan to fly,
And if I come back Pozzy then to Twitter I’ll cry.

She, pulled, up to an Air B&B , several hours later,
She yelled to Raisin ‘quick fly home, smell me later’
If anything she would act as if she was clear,
She thought ‘just forget it, I’ll bend twitters ear!’

This ends the tale of all about how,
We now know all about the covid positive ghoul,
She tried her best to test neg, in a Beamer she begged,
She’s even made herself look worse than Sinead Heg!

The Fresh witch of Con-Air

absolutely terrific

 

[forgotmyacc]

It means she must have been reported on there and it’s hard to find her page! I think she had to have been reported anyway. You need to search for her exact name to find her page and even then she’s the very last page to come up

Thanks so much

 

[Hairylairy]

Fresh witch of Con-Air

Now this is a story all about how,
Shivs plans got twisted upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute so just sit right there,
I’ll tell tattle how she became a lying bleep with red hair.

In busy Swords she was born and raised,
9-5 was how she spent most of her days,
Flying home for Christmas for drink with the fam,
But in an air B&B in case she had some wham bam!

When a popular virus was up to no good,
Started getting infectious in the neighbourhood,
One positive antigen and Shiv got scared,
She said ‘I can’t fly home to Bali I’m just not going to declare!’

She whistled for a free Beamer and when it came near,
She thought for a second - ‘maybe Randox will be clear’,
I’ll pack my bag , get ready and I’ll plan to fly,
And if I come back Pozzy then to Twitter I’ll cry.

She, pulled, up to an Air B&B , several hours later,
She yelled to Raisin ‘quick fly home, smell me later’
If anything she would act as if she was clear,
She thought ‘just forget it, I’ll bend twitters ear!’

This ends the tale of all about how,
We now know all about the covid positive ghoul,
She tried her best to test neg, in a Beamer she begged,
She’s even made herself look worse than Sinead Heg!

The Fresh witch of Con-Air

Ah brilliant

 

[generalb@stard]

@brandambassador outstanding yet again. You need a book deal!!!

 

[Tippedover21]

@brandambassador outstanding yet again. You need a book deal!!!

Have to agree. @brandambassador is obviously gifted with a talented and very creative mind.

@brandambassador should consider writing a Ross O'Carroll Kelly style satirical series of books about a character based on Siobhan O'Hagan. There is endless inspiration. This is a time when influencers are beginning to become widely mocked by the public for their antics so the timing is perfect in my opinion.

It would be golden and I guarantee would sell well.

What's rare is golden so put that pen to paper and sign me up for the first copy!

 

[econgirl]

Have to agree. @brandambassador is obviously gifted with a talented and very creative mind.

@brandambassador should consider writing a Ross O'Carroll Kelly style satirical series of books about a character based on Siobhan O'Hagan. There is endless inspiration. This is a time when influencers are beginning to become widely mocked by the public for their antics so the timing is perfect in my opinion.

It would be golden and I guarantee would sell well.

What's rare is golden so put that pen to paper and sign me up for the first copy!

Totally agree - "Oh my God, what a complete siobhain" anyone?

 

[dddddddddddd]

Fresh witch of Con-Air

Now this is a story all about how,
Shivs plans got twisted upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute so just sit right there,
I’ll tell tattle how she became a lying bleep with red hair.

In busy Swords she was born and raised,
9-5 was how she spent most of her days,
Flying home for Christmas for drink with the fam,
But in an air B&B in case she had some wham bam!

When a popular virus was up to no good,
Started getting infectious in the neighbourhood,
One positive antigen and Shiv got scared,
She said ‘I can’t fly home to Bali I’m just not going to declare!’

She whistled for a free Beamer and when it came near,
She thought for a second - ‘maybe Randox will be clear’,
I’ll pack my bag , get ready and I’ll plan to fly,
And if I come back Pozzy then to Twitter I’ll cry.

She, pulled, up to an Air B&B , several hours later,
She yelled to Raisin ‘quick fly home, smell me later’
If anything she would act as if she was clear,
She thought ‘just forget it, I’ll bend twitters ear!’

This ends the tale of all about how,
We now know all about the covid positive ghoul,
She tried her best to test neg, in a Beamer she begged,
She’s even made herself look worse than Sinead Heg!

The Fresh witch of Con-Air

OMG I missed these! Amazing @brandambassador well done

 

[joey giblets]

Fresh witch of Con-Air

Now this is a story all about how,
Shivs plans got twisted upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute so just sit right there,
I’ll tell tattle how she became a lying bleep with red hair.

In busy Swords she was born and raised,
9-5 was how she spent most of her days,
Flying home for Christmas for drink with the fam,
But in an air B&B in case she had some wham bam!

When a popular virus was up to no good,
Started getting infectious in the neighbourhood,
One positive antigen and Shiv got scared,
She said ‘I can’t fly home to Bali I’m just not going to declare!’

She whistled for a free Beamer and when it came near,
She thought for a second - ‘maybe Randox will be clear’,
I’ll pack my bag , get ready and I’ll plan to fly,
And if I come back Pozzy then to Twitter I’ll cry.

She, pulled, up to an Air B&B , several hours later,
She yelled to Raisin ‘quick fly home, smell me later’
If anything she would act as if she was clear,
She thought ‘just forget it, I’ll bend twitters ear!’

This ends the tale of all about how,
We now know all about the covid positive ghoul,
She tried her best to test neg, in a Beamer she begged,
She’s even made herself look worse than Sinead Heg!

The Fresh witch of Con-Air

Epic epic epic you are a class act

 

[G+T]

So living the UK visitors in my local hospital stops tomro, all elective surgeries cancelled. Majority of surgery wards have become covid infected or patients have been close contacts so the wards are closed to non covid patients. 3 staff nurses to 29 patients tonight. One ward normally with 5 nurses on a night have had 3 call in sick for tonight somewhere else. Turning endoscopy into surgical beds that are covid free. Medical patients outlying in surgical beds because covid has ripped through the medical side of the hospital. And I'm sure shiv could probably hear all about that and be like well it's just a mild cold. She is the worst. She has to realise what kind of career has she got. The furnace she can't be bothered to update. The punishment exercise she does won't be happening in 10 years. Imagine if she ever got an injury wtf would she do the weight would pile on her. She can't see that going to get a pcr when she knew she was positive was wrong cos apparently not one person in her life has ever bothered to tell her she is wrong ever.

 

[heretoshare]

I’m so annoyed about her turning up to randox - it clearly states in appointment email not to arrive if symptomatic or you have covid. We go to spain for ivf and use randox if we had been there same time as her (they’ve long queues) she would have put us and our treatment at risk. She put all the staff at risk and potentially the taxi driver - or however she got there!!!

 

[Isitteatime]

I mean giving her running around Dublin coinciding with all the meals with her family her parents had to have caught it aswell, it makes no sense why she didn’t stay with them in Swords instead of spending isolation holed up alone in a tit Airbnb!?

 

[Sparklelife2304]

Loving the thread title @Sparklelife2304. From great redeeming, comes great responsibility. Or lack there of, in Shivvy’s case.

We got there together babe!

So tattlers, we can buy a 7ft replica of Christ the Redeemer for £389 plus VAT.. I was thinking we could donate it to the village of Canggu to be displayed in their civic space? Gofundme anyone??

 

[Livinglucious]

Fresh witch of Con-Air

Now this is a story all about how,
Shivs plans got twisted upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute so just sit right there,
I’ll tell tattle how she became a lying bleep with red hair.

In busy Swords she was born and raised,
9-5 was how she spent most of her days,
Flying home for Christmas for drink with the fam,
But in an air B&B in case she had some wham bam!

When a popular virus was up to no good,
Started getting infectious in the neighbourhood,
One positive antigen and Shiv got scared,
She said ‘I can’t fly home to Bali I’m just not going to declare!’

She whistled for a free Beamer and when it came near,
She thought for a second - ‘maybe Randox will be clear’,
I’ll pack my bag , get ready and I’ll plan to fly,
And if I come back Pozzy then to Twitter I’ll cry.

She, pulled, up to an Air B&B , several hours later,
She yelled to Raisin ‘quick fly home, smell me later’
If anything she would act as if she was clear,
She thought ‘just forget it, I’ll bend twitters ear!’

This ends the tale of all about how,
We now know all about the covid positive ghoul,
She tried her best to test neg, in a Beamer she begged,
She’s even made herself look worse than Sinead Heg!

The Fresh witch of Con-Air

Hands up who read it/sang it to the air of that song?!

 

[watermelon91]

So while she was positive did she
1. Leave in a taxi to swords,
2. see her parents and raisin & her bf etc,
Went to 3fe for food,
3. take taxi to / from randox clinic,
4. met the staff there at reception and do pcr,
5. took a taxi back,
6. collected keys for air bnb.

But don’t question her because she’s not a superspreader

 

[Tazzy]

What are those


Siobhan lied
Blame randox for a delayed covid test
Really has covid all along and admitted it
She was really planning to get the flight to Bali if she could
Rented a BMW - had to show the 211
Hovering about
Still planning on going out this weekend
Minging feet
Hands of an 80 year old
Still a twit

did I miss anything?

And got a booster!!!

 

[thrillhouse1]

The pic of her nails and the bmw badge is so, so sad
You’ve .... rented a car for a few days ... who’s going to care what type / year of car you RENTED

 

[leahcimm123]

So while she was positive did she
1. Leave in a taxi to swords,
2. see her parents and raisin & her bf etc,
Went to 3fe for food,
3. take taxi to / from randox clinic,
4. met the staff there at reception and do pcr,
5. took a taxi back,
6. collected keys for air bnb.

But don’t question her because she’s not a superspreader

Also took collection of the rental car I think. Would’ve had to sign documents etc

 

[Msanya36]

What are those


Siobhan lied
Blame randox for a delayed covid test
Really has covid all along and admitted it
She was really planning to get the flight to Bali if she could
Rented a BMW - had to show the 211
Hovering about
Still planning on going out this weekend
Minging feet
Hands of an 80 year old
Still a twit

did I miss anything?

Who paints their nails white???

 

[Fitzytour]

Who paints their nails white???

Me