Siobhan O’Hagan #24 Spreading Covid from a rented beemer, no-one is safe from Shiv the Redeemer

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Fresh Bitch of Con-Air

Now this is a story all about how,
Shivs plans got twisted upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute so just sit right there,
I’ll tell tattle how she became a lying cunt with red hair.

In busy Swords she was born and raised,
9-5 was how she spent most of her days,
Flying home for Christmas for drink with the fam,
But in an air B&B in case she had some wham bam!

When a popular virus was up to no good,
Started getting infectious in the neighbourhood,
One positive antigen and Shiv got scared,
She said ‘I can’t fly home to Bali I’m just not going to declare!’

She whistled for a free Beamer and when it came near,
She thought for a second - ‘maybe Randox will be clear’,
I’ll pack my bag , get ready and I’ll plan to fly,
And if I come back Pozzy then to Twitter I’ll cry.

She, pulled, up to an Air B&B , several hours later,
She yelled to Raisin ‘quick fly home, smell me later’
If anything she would act as if she was clear,
She thought ‘just forget it, I’ll bend twitters ear!’

This ends the tale of all about how,
We now know all about the covid positive ghoul,
She tried her best to test neg, in a Beamer she begged,
She’s even made herself look worse than Sinead Heg!

The Fresh Bitch of Con-Air

 

[brandambassador]

Thanks for the love on the poem
Having small surgery today forever in bother with my colostomy bag. Light a little candle & I’ll enjoy catching up on what this cunt has done today later on x

 

[Delihla]

Can we all just get a grip here, no one is paying to shag that She struggles to give it away for free!

 

[Hollybolly]

First time poster.
This one absolutely rots me. A walking contradiction, liar and a fraud. Thinking people's mental health would be impacted by watching her fly to a hotel quarantine in Bali. Eh that's my actual nightmare. Everyone lives differently I completely respect that, it's how she manages to insult everyone else daily who doesn't live a life like hers. I'm single, don't want kids but I am quite content in my 9 to 5 job, that I own a car , do my own washing, own a house etc. She is so disrespectful and tone deaf. How anyone pays money to her fitness programme is baffling to me. Starting to work on it in the middle of January . She's a joke

 

[Londoncailín]

Her comment on the Max Verstappen video she shared
He’s a professional F1 driver with a full team of health and fitness experts at his disposal and she’s making out like there’s something wrong with his workout.

I doubt Max Verstappen or his team give a flying fuck about the opinion of a Poundland PT, who resembles a sun dried tomato.

 

[generalb@stard]

I’ve just looked up this Becca Gillen - her profile says she is a CBT practitioner yet doesn’t advertise having any psychology quals ?

It's from the University of Instahun

 

[Sparkleprincess78]

This really gave me a good laugh, good to see there are some people in the fitness/Instagram industry who see through the smoke and mirrors like the rest of us

 

[instaaddict2347]

Tell us more about the program, I need details. Does she present herself as anyway way competent?

So when you sign up you need to give details of what equipment you have at home or if you are in the gym, details of your previous slimming clubs (if any) and your level of fitness etc Then about 2 days later youre sent an email from Shivvers herself with your workout plan for the next 3 months. Like Week 1 - PDF 1 , Week 2 - PDF 2 etc . Then youre given access to an app which has 2 videos a week, 1 video on your mindset and 1 on nutrition. They are about 1-2 minutes long each. So its basically a portal for self learning how to calorie count. Also loads of videos of her showing you how to do the exercises in the gym.

She gives you a formula to work out how many calories you should be eating, so you're basically fending for yourself. The perk is you are invited to a super cool facebook page full of people like you, and if you have any questions, you ask the other members. After the first email from her you never hear from her again until the end.
Anyway each week you follow the PDFs and use My fitness pal to track your calories. Then you fill in your Google sheet with your measurements and calorie info, once a week a trainer she employs will write a bit of text on that sheet basically giving you advice on how to stay on track - you can reply to it and ask questions but like its a google sheet, its just bizarre .

So basically, you pay 79 a month for 3 months, to fill in a sheet, track your calories, watch Shiv for 1-2 minutes a week explain fat loss to you, do the workouts yourself and ask other members for advice. I gave up after month 2 because i was sick of filling in a sheet - theres no personal touch to it at all and i really regret it.

At the end you fill in the survey that shes always sharing on her stories - in mine i was honest and said you need more personal touches to the program, i was a beginner and i needed guidance. She sent me a zoom link and i hopped on with her and she spent about 15 mins defending herself and the program. When i said i didnt see results she said i obvs wasnt tracking my calories properly.

Anyway dont recommend, spend your money on a nutritionist or PT in the gym if you really wanted to learn

 

[irishgirlo]

Heheh

 

[Influncer Snarker]

Current manifesting that she gets stopped as she arrives following all the complaints made to Indonesia about her planning to fly whilst Positive on the 31st!

Come on! It will be great for content.

Ha! I can just imagine the news story on RTE...

"An Irish Influencer has been deported from Indonesia after a video surfaced online telling her followers before she flew out of Dublin that even though she knew was positive with Covid 19, she was going to chance her arm anyway.

When questioned by authorities, Siobhan O'Hagan, of no fixed abode, said that she's living differently and if you don't like it you can just unfollow her. Authorities also noted that the unkempt woman smelled awful and ordered her to shower and bin the Spanx she was wearing as an environmental precaution."

 

[Scarlettfox]

Separated at birth?

 

[watermelon91]

I don’t get these Instagram huns who give out wayyy too much information… All my stuff is in my car I’m going to park in Malahide now and leave my whole life contents there to be robbed in my black bmw with 6 digits of the reg plate previously disclosed. Asking for a disaster

 

[britneybatch]

What is the fucking obsession with almond croissants??

She saw James Smith eat an almond croissant once

 

[not_influenced]

Who in today's day and age has 1 bank card, I've 4. My personal bank, revolut, credit card and joint account. If i lost 1 I'd still have other 3 and if i lost my wallet I'd have my phone. If by some weird obsecurity i lost both phone and wallet. I'd still have my smart watch. If on the complete off chance i was mugged and they pinned me down to rob my smart watch off my wrist, id go in person to the bank and withdraw cash with my passport.

Who in god's name does she think she's fooling.

Also sad sad day in the parish when you've to go check into a hotel so you can drink until 12am. If she can't see she's got a drink problem. The girl is blind.

As for drying her sweat with Dyson hair dryer absolutely fucking disgusting. Firstly it's not normal and secondly who does it and goes on social to tell!!

 

[moet891]

I moved over to Canada alone a few years ago. The first two years, I did nothing but binge drink. I was SO lonely and trying to socialise. I was miserable, I was half hungover most of the time, doing crossfit to keep myself looking relatively healthy. But it was all fake, I was putting up instagram & facebook posts showing off that I was living abroad and that I was having a much better life than everybody else living back in Ireland.
But when the pandemic set in, it was completely unsustainable. I realised how false it was and how it was doing me no good both mentally and physically. So I did a Masters program (Some Universities in Ireland offer fantastic remote Masters), I cut back on the alcohol drastically, and started a fitness program that actually suited me longterm (Not the Oven lol). I only posted genuine stuff on social media, and I am looking back over the two years and I only wish I did this earlier. I can understand why Siobhan turned to drink etc, but I am so much healthier and I am very embarrassed at how I acted previously. I hope that she'll have the same eye opening experience.

 

[Amal@2020]

A late entry but a landslide victory for the new title from @Sparklelife2304

amazing thread title @Sparklelife2304 - fair play - your prize choices are the following:
* a 30 euro Dominoes voucher - only valid if you post all food contents and then a few hours of punishing exercise the following day which you show no joy in
* 3 Amazon kindle books of your choice - but only the first ten pages of each
* an Air B&B voucher - only valid to use if you come home to see family& friends… but don’t stay with them. You need to embody the Sibh philosophy of ‘solo’ ‘yolo’ non pleb life.

Edited to say:
I forgot!!! The final prize choice is a pair of lightly worn Qatar airline PJs… not worn while having Covid.

Congratulations on your Prize!!!

Please contact OHfurnace (but don’t DM, or WhatsApp or make any communication to claim your prize!)

 

[Mocaacom]

What are those


Siobhan lied
Blame randox for a delayed covid test
Really has covid all along and admitted it
She was really planning to get the flight to Bali if she could
Rented a BMW - had to show the 211
Hovering about
Still planning on going out this weekend
Minging feet
Hands of an 80 year old
Still a twat

did I miss anything?

It’s a good job she didn’t pay for those nails - I did a better job bored in school using actual tip ex

 

[thrillhouse1]

The pic of her nails and the bmw badge is so, so sad
You’ve .... rented a car for a few days ... who’s going to care what type / year of car you RENTED

 

[Joe2835]

"Christmas at home.. priceless" - shiv you weren't actually home in any conventional meaning of the word. You went on a two week bender with a few like minded scholars, caught Covid and then tried to beat the system. Unless "home" to you is a hyper expensive Airbnb, shitty food and getting legless that is.

 

[Fitfan47]

She only checked into a hotel cos you can drink till 12 if you’re a resident 100%