I think I may have just peed a little
I think I may have just peed a littleHeheh
This is amazing. I had to actually sing it to the correct tune.Fresh Bitch of Con-Air
Now this is a story all about how,
Shivs plans got twisted upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute so just sit right there,
I’ll tell tattle how she became a lying cunt with red hair.
In busy Swords she was born and raised,
9-5 was how she spent most of her days,
Flying home for Christmas for drink with the fam,
But in an air B&B in case she had some wham bam!
When a popular virus was up to no good,
Started getting infectious in the neighbourhood,
One positive antigen and Shiv got scared,
She said ‘I can’t fly home to Bali I’m just not going to declare!’
She whistled for a free Beamer and when it came near,
She thought for a second - ‘maybe Randox will be clear’,
I’ll pack my bag , get ready and I’ll plan to fly,
And if I come back Pozzy then to Twitter I’ll cry.
She, pulled, up to an Air B&B , several hours later,
She yelled to Raisin ‘quick fly home, smell me later’
If anything she would act as if she was clear,
She thought ‘just forget it, I’ll bend twitters ear!’
This ends the tale of all about how,
We now know all about the covid positive ghoul,
She tried her best to test neg, in a Beamer she begged,
She’s even made herself look worse than Sinead Heg!
The Fresh Bitch of Con-Air
I sincerely wish you all the very best on your ivf journeyI’m so annoyed about her turning up to randox - it clearly states in appointment email not to arrive if symptomatic or you have covid. We go to spain for ivf and use randox if we had been there same time as her (they’ve long queues) she would have put us and our treatment at risk. She put all the staff at risk and potentially the taxi driver - or however she got there!!!
I remember when I was early 20s everyone was all about what phone you had, car you drove, area you lived etc..... this kinda fizzled out after the age of 25.The pic of her nails and the bmw badge is so, so sad
You’ve .... rented a car for a few days ... who’s going to care what type / year of car you RENTED
Best of luck! I hope all goes well for youThanks for the love on the poem
Having small surgery todayforever in bother with my colostomy bag. Light a little candle & I’ll enjoy catching up on what this cunt has done today later on x
She’s the MOST materialistic person ever! To an embarrassing extreme.I remember when I was early 20s everyone was all about what phone you had, car you drove, area you lived etc..... this kinda fizzled out after the age of 25.
I couldn't give a shite what anyone has.
She tries to say she isn't materialistic but she can't help the brag!
Never!!Does she EVER. STOP. COMPLAINING?!?
Best of luck, we’ll have a recap ready for you on the fresh bitch of con-airThanks for the love on the poem
Having small surgery todayforever in bother with my colostomy bag. Light a little candle & I’ll enjoy catching up on what this cunt has done today later on x
No, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone moan as much as her…and I’ve encountered some of the moaniest bast@rds you’d ever meet in my timeDoes she EVER. STOP. COMPLAINING?!?
Also, when I was renting cars in Ireland recently I just went with reasonably priced ones that would get me from A to B because I wasn't planning on touring the whole country. Chose a Golf when I knew I'd be doing a few drives, but a Corsa when it was more there and back. More money than sense with her! All show.The extremes "Shiv the redeemer with the rental Beemer" is going to show off the BMW logo, 211 registration plate and mention in on her stories is absolutely pathetically cringe.
It's a rental 3 series. A standard bottom of the range family saloon car. She obviously knows very little about the car itself. All she wants is the BMW logo.
Now if she had an M3 or M5. I might be somewhat impressed if it was someone else.
Cringe, cringe, cringe.
I thought the exact same. I have an M2 competition and I like a good car, but it's embarrassing how she's bragging and showing off her bog standard 3 series RENTALThe extremes "Shiv the redeemer with the rental Beemer" is going to show off the BMW logo, 211 registration plate and mention in on her stories is absolutely pathetically cringe.
It's a rental 3 series. A standard bottom of the range family saloon car. She obviously knows very little about the car itself. All she wants in the BMW logo.
Now if she had an M3 or M5. I might be somewhat impressed if it was someone else.
Cringe, cringe, cringe.
And that sucking noise she makes. AARGH!Best of luck, we’ll have a recap ready for you on the fresh bitch of con-air
No, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone moan as much as her…and I’ve encountered some of the moaniest bast@rds you’d ever meet in my time
Hands up, who here is mad enough to still leave their sound on? Thank god for the subtitles, although it’s not easy deciphering what’s she’s saying in between all the “Ehm”…”ehms” she throws around
100% this!! She can't even sort out her personal banking?? She is a very lonely, immature person.I think everyone is getting very hung up on the "she's renting a shit BMW" thing.
She owns next to nothing and pisses money up a wall renting. She even tops up a mobile ffs.
There is nothing pretentious or weathly about someoone who lives like this.
I have a Golf GTi for my own, because I really enjoy good cars too. Same though - it's her bragging about a rental that gets me! I'd only be excited if it was something that was fun and different to drive. Doesn't even seem like she's really going anywhere, so purely to be showing off.I thought the exact same. I have an M2 competition and I like a good car, but it's embarrassing how she's bragging and showing off her bog standard 3 series RENTAL
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