What I learnt from IFS 2021:
Cory has a fixed abode in siobhans arseOHle
Siobhan won’t have a wash for any big event, she won’t get married because she can’t bear to think of the shower that she would have to take for the big day. And having kids mean she would have responsibility to shower someone daily.
Sinead has no fucking dress sense.
A walking ad for Cheap fast fashion , every fad trend and questionable colour combinations. Why wear a top when ur stuck in the cheap blazer to cover urself uncomfortably all night. Then arriving today dressed like she’s off to a 9-5. Boss bitch.
The panel went something along the lines of : vibezz, Bali, pizza, meditation, yoga, 20000steps, read books, dominos, power of now, tools of the Titans, tranquility rings, my bf jack, I don’t want kids .
Siobhans stream of thoughts today: have some space in the dress I should have drank last Monday too and had that 5 th pizza, can’t wait to go home for tonight’s meal deal and then smash the 6 my protein cupcakes. Living differently is soooo good