Well allegedly she made friends with a group of fellas and they went for brunch and she has 10 guys on read on hinge and good looking strangers are randomly giving her their number on the street. So she's not stuck for people to go for a drink/hang out with, if any of that was true....Its not nice watching someone spend so much time alone, be in a new city and basically sit in eating junk food or be at the gym. I saw more in 4 days in London than siv has in her time. But maybe thats me projecting? I would hate to think that people I considered friends weren't too arsed seeing me. But she says this is the life she wants, dance to her own tune.
You are bloody awesome!Dear Diary,
It’s been a busy week. Buckle Up Bitches xx
This week was a busy one,
I got so much stuff done,
I moaned and groaned when I walked in the rain,
A ginge like me needs sun.
Let’s start at the start,
To go through the last few days-
I’m still binge eating junk,
And still insta stalking James
I heard he likes the girly girls,
So I got my fanny plucked,
I also heard he likes fit girls,
But boxing had me fucked
Then I heard another thing,
That he likes girls who are vain,
So I went off to Harrods for lunch,
And insta-d my champagne.
I opened a few furnace spots,
To distract my mind from James,
A ten out of ten excel review,
Every review reads the same
I ate a lot of crap this week,
That was not the plan,
But dominos messed my order up,
And ‘free’ pizza trumps any man.
I even bought an almond croissant,
I thought ‘this will do the trick’,
Again I failed -and I was ghosted,
James just give me your dick
Another day, another meal,
This time Camille messed up my dish,
I happily sat and ate my food,
Sweaty and smelling of fish
With all those failings building up,
And James not taking the hint,
I tried again with Diren & Fliss,
But third wheeling has me skint
I cannot wait until the day,
That nightclubs open here,
I’ll tell everyone I worked in a club,
Even though that was yester-year! 🥱
I met 50 Cent, And Ronan Keating,
I even met Ann Doyle,
Corporate by day, mad bastard by night,
And acting like I’m Royal
I am thinking of going to Ireland soon,
I miss my people there,
It is not (just) because I want,
Freebies for hair and skincare.
That ghastly love island started again,
Who cares about a strangers love life?
Thank God I hate it, it’s not for me,
Please James, just make me your wife
Twice this week I told a few lies,
On insta when sharing some links.
Book links were affiliate- yet nobody guessed,
And I’m only an ‘Medium’ when I shrink!!
There isn’t much to do in London,
I’ve tried all the pizzas here now,
A dominos here is different to home,
It’s only 100 Calories somehow!
McDonalds for breakfast, ice cream for lunch,
Balance for me is what works-
Maybe that’s why strange men ask me out,
But it’s only for James that I lurk.
So here is the problem, I’ve had one vaccine-
Number 2 is due in a month,
If I flew home now and sneaked in a Jansen,
Would that one troll call me a cunt ???
Xxxxx Shiv-B-Yates
And from what I can tell, England is party central tonight.She loves ‘the sesh’ far too much to choose to not go out for the footy. She just has absolutely no one to go out with.
Same! The state of him!@brandambassador hilarious!!!
I don't see the attraction with James?? I don't get it. I don't think he's good looking and his personality is terrible!!!
Today I managed to do a full day’s work (in one of those sad office based jobs she hates so much), did a food shop at lunch (mainly meat and fruit, set me back a whopping €20, two of her takeaways) and then did a gym session after work.
I mean what on EARTH does she do all day??
BRILL!!!!No offence but you sound deeply prisoned in that environment. I can tell (I haven’t studied psychology as it’s a waste of time but I have highlighted books about it) by your use of the word ‘managed’ that really you are deeply unhappy in the 9-5 office life and you are craving to live differently. You are also seeking emotions in takeaways (I have no personal experience of this as I only eat to fuel my body & support gojek drivers in Bali) but you won’t find the answer there. You talk of spending €20, but your money would be best spent adding €59 to that and signing up for the furnace. X
I think there's more to attraction that physical but physically plays a part! But to me, in my eyes, he's nothing going for him. On the things people have reposted here from his gram that he's said or done! Shocking!!!
BRILL!!!!
He would suit our Shiv down to the ground tbh they have very similar personalities. Pity he can't stand her@brandambassador hilarious!!!
I don't see the attraction with James?? I don't get it. I don't think he's good looking and his personality is terrible!!!
Showed a photo of his RodgerI saw that A Need To Read ( her ex roommate Ed) showed a photo of his new Rodger whomeveryoucallit Gi… must be a delay in posting hers to SW.. it’s deffo no MP that’s for sure!!
I want to be you when I grow up!!!Dear Diary,
It’s been a busy week. Buckle Up Bitches xx
This week was a busy one,
I got so much stuff done,
I moaned and groaned when I walked in the rain,
A ginge like me needs sun.
Let’s start at the start,
To go through the last few days-
I’m still binge eating junk,
And still insta stalking James
I heard he likes the girly girls,
So I got my fanny plucked,
I also heard he likes fit girls,
But boxing had me fucked
Then I heard another thing,
That he likes girls who are vain,
So I went off to Harrods for lunch,
And insta-d my champagne.
I opened a few furnace spots,
To distract my mind from James,
A ten out of ten excel review,
Every review reads the same
I ate a lot of crap this week,
That was not the plan,
But dominos messed my order up,
And ‘free’ pizza trumps any man.
I even bought an almond croissant,
I thought ‘this will do the trick’,
Again I failed -and I was ghosted,
James just give me your dick
Another day, another meal,
This time Camille messed up my dish,
I happily sat and ate my food,
Sweaty and smelling of fish
With all those failings building up,
And James not taking the hint,
I tried again with Diren & Fliss,
But third wheeling has me skint
I cannot wait until the day,
That nightclubs open here,
I’ll tell everyone I worked in a club,
Even though that was yester-year! 🥱
I met 50 Cent, And Ronan Keating,
I even met Ann Doyle,
Corporate by day, mad bastard by night,
And acting like I’m Royal
I am thinking of going to Ireland soon,
I miss my people there,
It is not (just) because I want,
Freebies for hair and skincare.
That ghastly love island started again,
Who cares about a strangers love life?
Thank God I hate it, it’s not for me,
Please James, just make me your wife
Twice this week I told a few lies,
On insta when sharing some links.
Book links were affiliate- yet nobody guessed,
And I’m only an ‘Medium’ when I shrink!!
There isn’t much to do in London,
I’ve tried all the pizzas here now,
A dominos here is different to home,
It’s only 100 Calories somehow!
McDonalds for breakfast, ice cream for lunch,
Balance for me is what works-
Maybe that’s why strange men ask me out,
But it’s only for James that I lurk.
So here is the problem, I’ve had one vaccine-
Number 2 is due in a month,
If I flew home now and sneaked in a Jansen,
Would that one troll call me a cunt ???
Xxxxx Shiv-B-Yates
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