Simone Anderson

[kiwigal258]

I'm going to have nightmares now

 

[Semonandersin]

Girl lay off the filler

 

[unknownkiwi1992]

Girl lay off the filler

31 my ass she looks 41 at least

 

[Blardeblarblar]

You mean like how she edited this photo tonight?

Your profile picture

 

[sausagefingertrent]

How do people know she drives a Mercedes?

 

[IChangeMySheetsOnTuesday]

Just saying what we are all thinking… didn’t know it was a crime.

Skete is under 10k so out of bounds here.

 

[simonescamderson]

Simone is the antithesis of Lizzo and it honestly feels gross and tragic watching her try to dance at a Lizzo party. She bleeping sucks

 

[usemycode]

Girl lay off the filler

Maybe a facelift would have been better than just trying to refill her post weight loss face with filler

 

[OCD]

Your telling me by 7.15am this morning this women has done her two hour house clean and been to training? Why does she not be transparent and say no time for my two hour weekly house clean today, I’m busy so doing xxx instead. She’s literally insane. Actually got some severe issues

 

[snarkersusie]

How do people know she drives a Mercedes?

She’s shown her keys a few times and the wheels once with the logo.

 

[Bantr]

I wonder what year Simone is in with how fast her months are going

edit: happy fresh sheet Friday!

 

[shanaynay]

It’s Friday morning witches! Cleaned the house like a psycho before 6am!

 

[hereforthefreebies]

Simone is a bleeping boss witch.
I am in serious awe.
5am wake up (actually probably more like 4:30am) cleaned house, trained, coffee & supplements for Trentykins made & delivered (oh but not before a photo), and a full face of make up + spons outfit for the gram.
I just don’t buy any of it!!!!!!!!

 

[Semonandersin]

Hope your changing you sheets today fam xoxo

 

[Bigbrothersalwayswatching]

I wonder what year Simone is in with how fast her months are going

edit: happy fresh sheet Friday!

It explains why she looks so much older than she is! Her months go so fast that she is again at a way greater rate than the norm. It all makes sense now

 

[catman_nz]

I dont get fresh sheet friday... its the weekend so best time for sexy time and then you sleep on dirty sheets all week??? It should be fresh sheet Monday.... ooo but wait boss babe Simo has sexy time on #paid partnership sheets at hotels and lodges over weekends.... so her sheets are actually still fresh on Monday... sorry got it!!!! NOW BACK TO CLEANING YOUR HOUSES YOU JEALOUS BUNCH OF HOUSE WIVES!!!!

It explains why she looks so much older than she is! Her months go so fast that she is again at a way greater rate than the norm. It all makes sense now

Lol we age 1 year a year she ages 5!!!!! Unlucky!!!!

 

[trentworksfromhome]

I dont get fresh sheet friday... its the weekend so best time for sexy time and then you sleep on dirty sheets all week??? It should be fresh sheet Monday.... ooo but wait boss babe Simo has sexy time on #paid partnership sheets at hotels and lodges over weekends.... so her sheets are actually still fresh on Monday... sorry got it!!!!

Come on man, don't you remember? Simone informed all of us several times that her and Trent NEVER STOPPED TRYING to have baby number two, so I'd imagine they're having freaky crunchy-sheet-making sex every night of the week, and some lunchtimes.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

I dont get fresh sheet friday... its the weekend so best time for sexy time and then you sleep on dirty sheets all week??? It should be fresh sheet Monday.... ooo but wait boss babe Simo has sexy time on #paid partnership sheets at hotels and lodges over weekends.... so her sheets are actually still fresh on Monday... sorry got it!!!! NOW BACK TO CLEANING YOUR HOUSES YOU JEALOUS BUNCH OF HOUSE WIVES!!!!


Lol we age 1 year a year she ages 5!!!!! Unlucky!!!!

She does fresh sheet Friday because she tans on a Thursday so sheets get dirty. Come on how did you not know

 

[Justpoppingontosay]

5 a day deleted their Twitter profile cause people were questioning why they would work with her! Not the best exercise in PR from them after the terrible responses to the emails

 

[Curstted]

I cant stop watching/cringing at that dancing video. I have secondhand embarrassment