Simone Anderson

[Ewlookatthat]

Those dividers appear to be just a bit waste of plastic, can't even see them...
The last two days Simone has just shared pictures of Asher playing with drawers and doors... Jesus Christ give him some toys and books, not just sponsored wooden blocks and ornaments

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Why is swimming a mad rush? A mad rush to get him back to daycare?

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Those dividers appear to be just a bit waste of plastic, can't even see them...
The last two days Simone has just shared pictures of Asher playing with drawers and doors... Jesus Christ give him some toys and books, not just sponsored wooden blocks and ornaments

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

I'd argue that ta doesn't count as a real first word. Wtf does "ta for mummy" even mean? Just teach your boy correct English.

The clear dividers are silly. She already has that plastic crap and she seems to have forgotten the Cricut machine she was gifted.

I actually find it pretty funny that Asher is gifted all these toys but he still prefers to play with sliding wardrobe doors and emptying out drawers.

 

[snarkersusie]

Nah guys he also plays with Duplo.

Jesus Simone could you make it any more bleeping obvious that you read.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

I'd argue that ta doesn't count as a real first word. Wtf does "ta for mummy" even mean? Just teach your boy correct English.

The clear dividers are silly. She already has that plastic crap and she seems to have forgotten the Cricut machine she was gifted.

I actually find it pretty funny that Asher is gifted all these toys but he still prefers to play with sliding wardrobe doors and emptying out drawers.

Most parents that I know say ta to their kids. But I definitely wouldn't count that as a first word no way.

Nah guys he also plays with Duplo.

Jesus Simone could you make it any more bleeping obvious that you read.

Literally doesn't even wait like an hour. Considering people's opinions "don't bother" her she sure seems to care alot what is said here.

 

[iggy]

The good thing about him having the same colour pjs and s that she can post up photos from any day and it look like the morning lol

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

Hey Simone why is swimming a mad rush? Pls respond

 

[Ewlookatthat]

At this point I feel like I have a free cam girl. I mention things here and I get a photo of it an hour later

 

[RawlingsBlue]

Hey Simone why is swimming a mad rush? Pls respond

Isn’t she perfectly prepared for swimming and everything else so it isn’t a mad rush?

 

[trentworksfromhome]

Hey Simone why is swimming a mad rush? Pls respond

Yeah what happened to your perfect swim bag preparation...sorry, I mean, overflowing plastic bucket with handles that's filled to the brim with towels and sunscreen and a hideous towel dress for you and no clothes for him to change into after the swim?

 

[constructivecritic]

Yeah what happened to your perfect swim bag preparation...sorry, I mean, overflowing plastic bucket with handles that's filled to the brim with towels and sunscreen and a hideous towel dress for you and no clothes for him to change into after the swim?

Not to stick up for SA but my guess is swimming is a mad rush afterwards to get home for lunch and A’s sleep. She’s very schedule focused for sleep so wouldn’t want him to have a cat nap in the car and it ruin his lunchtime sleep.
Also, ta is counted as a first word technically- so is uh oh, animal noises, etc. A is definitely a quiet child so unsure if she worried or not, kids all develop at their own pace so not surprising. Simone follows Zazi, surprised she hasn’t reached out for some #sponsored sign language charts.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Not to stick up for SA but my guess is swimming is a mad rush afterwards to get home for lunch and A’s sleep. She’s very schedule focused for sleep so wouldn’t want him to have a cat nap in the car and it ruin his lunchtime sleep.
Also, ta is counted as a first word technically- so is uh oh, animal noises, etc. A is definitely a quiet child so unsure if she worried or not, kids all develop at their own pace so not surprising. Simone follows Zazi, surprised she hasn’t reached out for some #sponsored sign language charts.

Agreed. The mad rush thing was just so out of character for her.

 

[ihateliars]

I just remembered- I had her book and I don’t even know why or how it came to be in our home. Anyway, it was tit lol and last year we used it to get the fire started every night, would rip a few pages out and stack up with some kindling and set the pages on fire

It read like a really really bad Mills & Boon script so not a lot of truth to it. According to Simone in one of her posts a couple of years ago, she mentioned that she competed at National level in swimming so doing some exercises at F45 reminded her of this. I googled Simone’s claim of swimming at national level prowess and found that the participated in a few ocean swims finishing towards the end of the field regarding finish time. Why oh why do people like her feel the need to glorify their abilities? Narcissist at its finest and what does that say about her parenting skills?

 

[kiwigal258]

Would swimming competitions in the 90s and early 00s have records online?

Ok, I googled the name of a girl I went to school with who I know was swimming at national champs, and she had records, but nothing of Simone.

 

[snarkersusie]

I think this was my favourite lie in the sample I read. 14 sports at once? Sure Jan…..

 

[Blardeblarblar]

I think this was my favourite lie in the sample I read. 14 sports at once? Sure Jan…..

Ok not to be a witch here but how did she do 14 sports at once and still be overweight? Also 14 sports how is that even possible?????? Most would be once a week plus have a weekly practice?

 

[kiwigal258]

I can't even name 14 sports.

 

[simonolata]

I think this was my favourite lie in the sample I read. 14 sports at once? Sure Jan…..

Could that excerpt sound any more up her own a? Discovered she was better than everybody else..? So THAT’S where it all began!

 

[#Livelaughlove]

Would swimming competitions in the 90s and early 00s have records online?

Ok, I googled the name of a girl I went to school with who I know was swimming at national champs, and she had records, but nothing of Simone.

I'm 30, from Auckland and competed in swimming and waterpolo. Never heard of her and there are records of my name from 2001 (9yo)