Simone Anderson

[Freshlyvacuumedastroturf]

I liked some comments on the freedom post then less than I’d say 2 mins later I realized that’d get me blocked so I unliked the comments straight away.. just sitting here now thinking hmm simmys been quiet this afternoon - she’s bloody tracked me down on insta & blocked me 🫣 not even kidding wouldn’t have even been 2 minutes it took me to unlike them and too late I was banished lol how crazy is that - I was only liking the comments cause they are straight facts would love to know what salary her blocking staff are on

Simmo, hope you give your blocking staff a raise! Or at least overtime pay. They've been working hard these past few days!

In all seriousness though this is fricken pathological what goes on in someone's head to get to the point of thinking "it's okay for me to block anyone who so much as takes a breath of oxygen that isn't favourable towards me"? Going so far as to find and block someone's Instagram, based on what they liked on Facebook, is next level.

Like, does she really think that anyone who has a critique is just a hater she needs to totally block out? That ain't mentally healthy, and surely it's gonna catch up with her later in life. God forbid this empire collapses and she ever has to go out and get a real job with actual colleagues and a manager...

 

[Simone15]

Birds of a feather…..

I’m having big issues with this after learning about Dom on the other thread. SA you couldn’t get anymore putrid.

Poor Trent having to go near that sweaty minge

Who says he does?

 

[RawlingsBlue]

What average family could honestly afford $1000 per night for a weekend getaway? Are these people so delusional? Do they not realise the current crisis going on where families can barely afford to put food on their plates or pay their electricity bills.

And if it wasn’t gifted, could Simone even afford to spend that kind of money for 2 nights?

 

[Semonandersin]

It must not be that beautiful if you have to add in mystical forest music

 

[simonolata]

I think this was my favourite lie in the sample I read. 14 sports at once? Sure Jan…..

Could that excerpt sound any more up her own arse? Discovered she was better than everybody else..? So THAT’S where it all began!

 

[trentworksfromhome]

Who are these people writing how great she is on her posts? Wake the fuck up people!!!

also why is it paid partnership if she is there for Trent’s work thing? That’s got me confuse

The paid partnership isn’t with Treetops, it’s with the clothing company that gave her those “fashions” to wear.

But she tags the location as Treetops so it appears like she’s in a paid partnership with Treetops because it looks more impressive. She did the same thing at bloody Millbrook when she and Trent were trapped on the premises for three days for the weirdest trip to queenstown ever. Even though Millbrook didn’t partner with her at all, she still tagged the location in every post.

 

[ughnotagain]

I cant stop watching/cringing at that dancing video. I have secondhand embarrassment

I accidentally posted on the influencer forum (glad there is one for SA now!) and my first thoughts when seeing her dancing last night was that she looked like a beige ape

 

[Ewlookatthat]

I'm a little bit stunned a near old year old is only now seeing bubbles for the first time...
Now trynna think, does she ever show footage of Asher getting to play/ explore at like a playground? I think I've only ever seen daily videos of him in the pram/front pack? (Though let's be honest, he probably does get plenty of play time at daycare )

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

I'd argue that ta doesn't count as a real first word. Wtf does "ta for mummy" even mean? Just teach your boy correct English.

The clear dividers are silly. She already has that plastic crap and she seems to have forgotten the Cricut machine she was gifted.

I actually find it pretty funny that Asher is gifted all these toys but he still prefers to play with sliding wardrobe doors and emptying out drawers.

 

[soUNinfluenced]

Probably not, but he will now! Poor kid will have some word drilled into him for the next 24 hours.

He doesn’t need to! His mum does all the talking for him and she’s probably explained to him that he can’t interrupt, esp while she’s filming so he has no chance to talk

 

[snarkersusie]

Hold up... put grandad in a home yesterday afternoon (very sad) then wasn’t sad enough to cancel her night out. Went out partying... today super sad.... can only reply with a ... I have absolutely no sympathy for her.

Agree! This is all so calculated and gross.

 

[louisvuittonbag]

Who gives a fuck about how much washing you've done today

Can we talk about the fact that all her “loads” of washing are only about 5-10 items of clothing

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Omg.... who in their right mind washes a car after 9pm on a Sunday evening???? WHO??? WHY??? Cant it be done tomorrow?

Heaven forbid the car should be dirty tomorrow morning at daycare drop off.

 

[Here_For_The_Tea_Sis]

more like its herself sending them to herself..

She’s probably trained Asher to send them through. He is super human after all

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Hold up... put grandad in a home yesterday afternoon (very sad) then wasn’t sad enough to cancel her night out. Went out partying... today super sad.... can only reply with a ... I have absolutely no sympathy for her.

Not to mention one slide after talking about how upset she was she's doing a paid partnership for some jewellery. So sickening

Also, her big “loving” family, could none of them have moved grandad and grandma in with them to care for them? Or just easier to put into a home?! Can’t get over it

And why is it solely her responsibility? Where are her parents (wouldn't the grandad be the dad of one of them???)

 

[iggy]

Lol at her latest stories of Asher doing a tiny bit of babbling, it took her nearly a week to get to video that lol

 

[shanaynay]

Oh my goodness hahahhahaha
Didn’t have to wait long at all lol. She even chucked the photo of him with the donut in his hand on there too.
I wonder who sent her that message asking that, the bottom of the profile picture kinda looks like Trent’s one haha

Fuck it does too! How fucking fake and gross are they? “Trent babe, send me a question and we’ll pretend it’s a random follower asking about dirt”

 

[trentworksfromhome]

Hey Simone why is swimming a mad rush? Pls respond

Yeah what happened to your perfect swim bag preparation...sorry, I mean, overflowing plastic bucket with handles that's filled to the brim with towels and sunscreen and a hideous towel dress for you and no clothes for him to change into after the swim?

 

[Here_For_The_Tea_Sis]

Has anyone seen these comments about SA? Quite old but… Haha wow

 

[usemycode]

Reeeeeeaaaaal safe. #instafirstalways

WHAT THE FUCK

My concern is he turns the tap towards the hot water side..

Or drowns. Or stands up and hits his head on the tap. Or slips over. Or falls out or into the bathtub sides and gets hurt. But she probably told him not to do any of that so it’s all good.