Simone Anderson

[sausagefingertrent]

- still no acknowledgement of Womens Refuge donations
- has been reported to ASA too many times to count
- Has minions who blocks anyone who likes a photo or comment about her (only stories tho so it doesn’t reduce her following)
- Way too many conflicting company #ads
- Reads Tattle and will implement things on stories after discussion here e.g. captions on stories
- Is friends with accused sex offender
- Sends Asher to daycare but doesn’t admit it
- Tells Asher no a few times and he “understands”
- Asher will be making omelettes for the whole family soon
- Has massages way too often and every day is treat yourself day
- Fresh sheet Friday is sadly still a thing
- If any companies that use SA for advertising are reading this, we’re over it and will stop purchasing from you while you work with her

That’s all I can think of for now

I’ve emailed a few companies expressing my disgust when they get SA to promote their product. Doesn’t really get you anywhere. But the more people that email etc the louder we can be!

 

[@whereismyfreestuff]

If she wants to show off her free nails, Massages etc fine. But food and nappies are completely different. I wish she would say no to the free food and nappies. These are staples in most peoples house and we are struggling Simone. You don’t need to show off the free food. You aren’t helping by showing us recipes. It is upsetting people. Can’t you see that. I wish one of her besties would sit her down and give her a talking to. Stop being tone deaf to the real struggles of nz.

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

I'm very surprised to see Simone and Asher playing with a choking hazard together, putting it in their mouths. It looks like the yellow lid from a drink but I could be wrong.

So next time when Asher puts something in his mouth that he chokes on, Simone will say "Asher darling we talked about putting things in our mouths" and he will precociously respond "yes mother we had lots of fun doing that dangerous activity together". Then what???

I wonder if Simone has taken off one of her tacky wedding rings because she's realised how fugly they are?

 

[hashtaginfluenced]

The last comment…haha he is in an ad! He’s in ads every day. His whole life is an ad. That’s why his mum had him.

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

You'd think Simone wouldn't advertise the fact she's away for the weekend in real time given she's posted enough information to people to find out her address maybe Asher is holding down the fort.

 

[Semonandersin]

Just as I mentioned the Māori artwork and Matariki acknowledgement

 

[trentworksfromhome]

I dont get fresh sheet friday... its the weekend so best time for sexy time and then you sleep on dirty sheets all week??? It should be fresh sheet Monday.... ooo but wait boss babe Simo has sexy time on #paid partnership sheets at hotels and lodges over weekends.... so her sheets are actually still fresh on Monday... sorry got it!!!!

Come on man, don't you remember? Simone informed all of us several times that her and Trent NEVER STOPPED TRYING to have baby number two, so I'd imagine they're having freaky crunchy-sheet-making sex every night of the week, and some lunchtimes.

 

[Jeffery]

She seems to give Asher quite rich food for a young child. Especially a butter chicken tonight.

imagine those nappies tomorrow

 

[simonescamderson]

Simone is the antithesis of Lizzo and it honestly feels gross and tragic watching her try to dance at a Lizzo party. She fucking sucks

 

[shanaynay]

How is posting his EOL plan on social media respecting his dignity? If you had an ounce of respect you wouldn’t.

This is so disgusting!! Her poor grandparents. Probably have no idea their personal business is out there for thousands of strangers to read about. This is a whole new fucking level of low

 

[snarkersusie]

I take it this is her response to your comment

Also stating that she is 31…

Does she not remember how much her post about proceeding as normal backfired when she posted about the Chch Terror attacks?

Spoiler alert: It did not go well.

 

[simonescamderson]

Okay but we can all agree that those Tidal Hair Wavers make hair look shit right? You also never see any influencers having used them outside of advertising.

Also, I love how her excuse for not adding captions to her videos was 'Insta took them away from me' (doubt) and then magically the other day she said a new update had given them back to her! (Again, doubt). And yet.... she's still not captioning her videos? Her ONLY JOB is to be an influencer and communicate with people, yet she can't do the bare minimum.

Oops I forgot, she does have another job being a terrible makeup artist.

 

[sausagefingertrent]

Comment of the day…..

Simone being referred to as a “beige ape”

 

[Blardeblarblar]

I'm absolutely disgusted at the 5+ a day organisation thinking that giving away food to high income people in the current climate with inflation is a good idea!
People are absolutely struggling with the cost of living right now and they think that's what encourages people to eat more fruit and veg?!
It's absolutely gross.

Yes! A low income family struggling to buy fruit and vegetables for their children is NOT going to be taking inspiration from this woman.

 

[catman_nz]

I dont get fresh sheet friday... its the weekend so best time for sexy time and then you sleep on dirty sheets all week??? It should be fresh sheet Monday.... ooo but wait boss babe Simo has sexy time on #paid partnership sheets at hotels and lodges over weekends.... so her sheets are actually still fresh on Monday... sorry got it!!!! NOW BACK TO CLEANING YOUR HOUSES YOU JEALOUS BUNCH OF HOUSE WIVES!!!!

It explains why she looks so much older than she is! Her months go so fast that she is again at a way greater rate than the norm. It all makes sense now

Lol we age 1 year a year she ages 5!!!!! Unlucky!!!!

 

[fancybanana]

Says she doesn’t sweat but the next day promotes gym towels for sweat…classic

 

[tryharder]

Does it say what school she went to? I don't think there would be many schools that offered 14 different sports at the same time
Maybe she went to althetics day and counted the 8 different sports she did that day as active participation

St Cuthberts - year 1-13.

Hey Simone why is swimming a mad rush? Pls respond

Cos she finishes F45 at the same time the swimming lesson starts. So she rushes to swimming all sweaty, gets her togs on and jumps in the pool with the babies so they can all splash around in her sweat.

 

[Peachylite]

I f

I know it's about a week late, but definitely confirms that Asher is moving rooms, likely to make room for #2.
The wardrobes and windows are is different places, therefore is a different room where Ashers new shelves have been put.
Ka kite down the hall Roo

i always find it weird when people have babies and move them rooms when they are having another one, even my sister in law did it, like why bother having to move them rooms?? My sons nursery is and will be his bedroom until a time comes that we move house or he moves out (whichever comes first) and a new baby would have it’s own room that wasn’t once their brother/sisters

 

[iggy]

Man Simone’s months go by fast lol

she only didn’t go anywhere for the first few months after Asher was born because she couldn’t due to lockdown everything being shut! Otherwise she fully would have kept doing it. But oh no she’s changed so much since being a mother and only goes out once a month

 

[snarkersusie]

Maybe they've divorced

Cue a gushing post about Trent and a shot with both wedding rings on later today