Simone Anderson

[snarkersusie]

Everyone knows Redbands are where it’s at. But these will be so helpful for all the mud that the fake grass generates.

 

[beigebombshell]

Oh yes I am here for this cannot stand this woman. Came from the other thread. Absolutely genuinely shocked shes only 31. The weekend away looked so frigging boring. They are living the lives of 60 year Olds. She looks 40 with all the filler in her face. And her dress sense is fucking horrendous. Peace out. Who gives a fuck about how much washing you've done today

 

[sausagefingertrent]

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I'm calling it now - her and Chipolata will have a lifestyle block within a year (to coincide with baby #2). She's said before how their current house wasn't their forever home and they eventually wanted somewhere with more land - so I'm sure she'll fast track that now since she seems to be obsessed with the farm aesthetic lol.

(And I mean I can't blame her, I live rurally myself, it's awesome - just can't imagine how she's gonna get on vacuuming their paddocks )

And keeping on top of the paddock weeds and mushrooms
Next minute, she’ll be doing a “shout out” John Deer for a free ride on mower

And keeping on top of the paddock weeds and mushrooms
Next minute, she’ll be doing a “shout out” John Deer for a free ride on mower

Also that pic of Simo is her reading through tattle whilst having a shit on the toilet

 

[#freshsheetfriday]

I never understand why influencers think people want to watch them work out, like I couldn't give a flying fuck that you exercised today. I guess at least she didn't take her sweaty minge off for a massage afterwards.

 

[veryrawandreal]

She posted a photo of her mcflurry, deleted it, reposted it tagging McDonald’s

 

[SponsorMe]

Would have been a different story is she just owned up to her shit and publicly apologised

you want to be in the public eye then you need to be accountable for your actions.
She also needs to be accountable for telling people you can thaw breastmilk and re-freeze it. (And the other bullshit she spins) Imagine some impressionable new mother thinking this is okay and their baby getting sick. May seem minor compared to the Woman’s Refuge stuff but it grinds my gears that she thinks she can just delete the story instead of saying “hey guys, I made a mistake”. She thinks she so above everyone else.

 

[Bantr]

Wow… second email from Tim & Gerry’s (I hadn’t replied to the first).

Aw they must be Simones anonymous Insta “haters” with how they used “bored” instead of board. That’s a sad reply for a business to send though.

Not sure if we are doing different thread names for Simone but I suggest thread 3, still beige, more adverts than Briscoes with a cold Asher on the side

 

[catman_nz]

Simone Anderson : Im very emotional today, so can only reply with a but while I have you all here feeling sorry for me im going push out a shit load of sponsored and add posts. Just while my engagement is really high!!!! Feeling sad but the money im making from everyones pitty is filling my cup!!!!!!!!!!

 

[catman_nz]

Cost of living: Single mothers struggling to feed children due to food insecurity - study

A University of Otago study has found single mothers are struggling to provide food for their children.

www.newshub.co.nz

And here is ole mate with all the fresh fruit given to her for 5 plus a day. I am furious!

People who have rolexes as staple jewellery get free food and fruit. But actual people who are struggling to put a roof over their heads and food on the table get nothing. Simmo should give it to a food bank of drop it off at a school. But hey she gets her fresh fruit in each day FOR FREE!!!!!!!!

 

[snarkersusie]

Promotes Lorna Jane and then has to blur her breasts in the story as they are on show?? What an amazing advert for them Simone.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Just wait till he’s a toddler he ain’t gonna be sleeping all night

He will be because she will sit down and have a conversation about it.

 

[LadyChat]

Here's the thing about pathological liars. They lie when they don't need to lie. They give too much detail, and will lie about any small day-to-day thing. They lie about anything just for the sake of it - a habit, almost.

It would have been easier (and more relatable) to tell the truth. The process started 'X' weeks ago, and sadly Gramps has gone to a rest home today. As everyone has said (correctly) - you don't just go to a GP, decide to put Gramps in a Rest Home.... then magically have a room ready by 3pm. It just doesn't happen that way.

 

[HashtagJustPoppedOnToSay]

What boring party bags? Kids want cheap crap and cheap toy cars to play with? Not a fucking wooden truck with jellybeans?

why if why is she weighing them ffs

 

[simonescamderson]

They sure did they so look out of place it’s ridiculous lol

They’re on a fucking proper leafy path, not trekking around a farm. They look like such city slicker dickheads on a little jaunt to see the countryside

 

[SponsorMe]

I called it! I knew she would claim she doesn’t sweat.

FFS SIMONE!! Why do you have to lie? You’re sweat is clear as day in your workout videos. Stop lying and thinking putting workout clothes on after you’ve exercised and showered is okay. It’s gross. It’s even more gross to have the same excuse as Prince Andrew.

 

[Freshlyvacuumedastroturf]

Simone really does refresh tattle constantly doesn't she?

At this point I think we can start invoicing her for the content ideas we've come up with for her (hey, might have a better chance of that invoice getting paid than Womens' Refuge did)

 

[ivehadsomanyquestions]

Hold up... put grandad in a home yesterday afternoon (very sad) then wasn’t sad enough to cancel her night out. Went out partying... today super sad.... can only reply with a ... I have absolutely no sympathy for her.

Yes. This. As a human being I feel for the situation she’s going through - for anyone this would absolutely suck. But the flip flopping between sad and happy (for a goddamn PR event) and then sad again, and sharing intimate details of her Grandfather’s mindset and family decisions?! Not everything needs to be shared. Go offline.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

I feel like lately Simone's "vibe" has taken a noticeable turn...like, she's cracking. There's a strained quality to her stories, her content has really dwindled to almost all ads, and she's just struggling to remain as upbeat and interested in posting as she once was.

I think Tattle being a constant source of regular feedback that she can't just block and ignore has really done a number on her, and with her follower count draining away steadily, and more attention being paid to influencer culture and the broken and dodgy business model that props it all up, I think she may be having a bit of a personal crisis of "how long can I keep doing this lucratively".

Or she's pregnant and hiding the morning sickness is really getting to her.

I'd say probably a bit of both of those. This week particularly her stories have completely changed. The order of things and even the positioning of certain things in the house. She's never had to deal with negative attention because she blocks everyone, whereas this site is completely beyond her control.

 

[ohhhverit]

Simone promoting Pigeons sale tonight - ‘celebrating the long weekend’ but captions ‘Matariki’ It’s not that hard to pronounce Simone come onnnn even Just Jess gave it a go this morn lol

OMG I’m a real tattler now I reckon! Just got blocked by SA. I commented on the pigeon post that Matariki shouldn’t be comercialised and monitised and that she should perhaps reconsider this promotion…. Boom GONE. Freeing really

 

[Simone15]

Sympathy = Engagement
Thanks Gramps.