Simone Anderson

[Justpoppingontosay]

5 a day deleted their Twitter profile cause people were questioning why they would work with her! Not the best exercise in PR from them after the terrible responses to the emails

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Eleven months of exploiting you🤍 wearing @godawfuluglyoutfit

Thank you for the financial benefits you have provided I am grateful everyday you chose me to be your mum.

 

[snarkersusie]

But Simone your no profile picture, no follower accounts also leave you such gushing comments but I guess you are ok with those.

 

[itsjustme23]

“Ta was Asher’s first word because I spend all day saying ta for mummy” and then she spends forever trying to get him to say ta to prove he can talk. Sorry Simone, you probably spent all day yesterday trying to teach him how to say ta and he didn’t listen and play the game this morning.

 

[JustABoredHousewife]

I'm so shocked at how lax she is with privacy, she shares so much about her house, her suburb, photos at her front door, she shares where they are while they are there (holidays, zoo etc). I'm surprised she shares so much about her child, not only his face but him in a nappy. There's no way she knows who is following her, it just seems so unsafe and irresponsible.

 

[Ewlookatthat]

At this point I feel like I have a free cam girl. I mention things here and I get a photo of it an hour later

 

[MrsEyeroll]

Simone really does refresh tattle constantly doesn't she?

 

[hereforthefreebies]

Hey Paula

Looks about white.

 

[beigebombshell]

All kitted out for their little Bush walk. What a pair of fucking Muppets .

 

[MrsEyeroll]

Wow I'm currently 20 weeks pregnant and I'll be popping this baby out next week with the way her months fly by

 

[kiwigal258]

I noticed that too. She will be dressed in her ankle length tights with a top & then a long sleeve over top and Asher is sitting there in a nappy.

Or he will be in jeans and a beanie at home and then out at the park with bare legs? It's bizarre. Normally babies you dress more warmly than yourself.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

At first glance I thought yesterday's post was a pregnancy announcement, just with the way she had her hand on her stomach. Then I remembered don't be such an idiot there were no photographers or white doves or red carpet or Asher dressed in some ridiculous outfit.

 

[hereforthefreebies]

Brooooooo. Baby sleep has no correlation to good parenting she reckons but at the same time is preaching ‘we are so grateful to teach him vital skills of settling and resettling’ & ‘him gain such important skills so easily & early in life’. That’s some straight up parent shaming/elitist shit right there hon. Who fed you this garbage about ‘self settling’ being a vital skill?!

Also, these same strangers on the internet you bag out are the reason you have free shit thrown at you daily. Good/bad/beautiful/ugly - it’s a package.

And finally TWO MINUTES she reckons she posts 2 min a day of her kid, laughable. Nice try.

 

[SomanyDMs]

I'm absolutely disgusted at the 5+ a day organisation thinking that giving away food to high income people in the current climate with inflation is a good idea!
People are absolutely struggling with the cost of living right now and they think that's what encourages people to eat more fruit and veg?!
It's absolutely gross.

 

[windowsandwalls]

Gotta up those engagement stats any way we can!

Well, when you have over 300k followers but less than 20 comments on each post it shouldn’t be hard to reply to them really..

 

[Ewlookatthat]

she posted that photo quite late in the morning - around 11am. But it was totally early morning light. Plus there was 5 minutes between her razor story and the playground. So I reckon that photo was prior to him going to daycare.

Lol! Guess that's why we didn't get a pram shot too. She was probably driving to drop him off at daycare,saw a playground on the side of road, screeched to a halt, dumped him in the swing, then footballed him back into the car seat and on to daycare

 

[snarkersusie]

Party prep for Asher’s birthday next week, wonder how many paid partnerships she has for it

This is going to be so over the top. Custom Asher stickers? Yup I am sure the kids will reallllllllly appreciate those. Also are those jellybeans? Won’t they be a choking hazard for 1 year olds?

 

[veryrawandreal]

Is it a bath though, or Asher's private dining room?

 

[louisvuittonbag]

Soooo wasteful right!

ITs fiiiNe, iTS eCo mOdE 🥸

 

[Simone15]

Every company that has ever run a social media competition in nz knows this woman she enters multiple times under multiple accounts. Of course she won she’s spends hours on end daily entering. We had blocked her because years ago we thought she was a bot but it turns out it’s like a job to her- must be an addiction.