Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

[Livia Fantasy]

I think i need to chill out on him but he get's my back up and very few people online do

Nah, it's not you. It's just hard to escape the bleep on social media.

 

[nothanksbabes]

He didn't do very well at all. If he had managed to win that poll by even 1 percent then he'd have tweeted about it many, many times about how "WE DID IT!!!" Dan Wooton seems to live rent free in his head. I see he's been tweeting this again - it could just be that lots of people are unfollowing you Simon because you are a cnut.

He's such a cringe beggy twit.

 

[CookieZippy]

Perfect reply to him there. He loves to bang on about ratios after all...

 

[nothanksbabes]

Perfect reply to him there. He loves to bang on about ratios after all...

That's embarassingly low engagement.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

I think i need to chill out on him but he get's my back up and very few people online do

He irritates the absolute tit out of me

 

[Jelly Bean]

Perfect reply to him there. He loves to bang on about ratios after all...

Hahahaha
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#2 You don't have the popularity or clout you think you do Simon.

 

[DrtCrl]

I think i need to chill out on him but he get's my back up and very few people online do

He is everything that’s wrong with Twitter in one profile. Which should make him easy to ignore, and I actually *do* have him muted but for some reason I can’t keep away from this thread

 

[furtherdownthespiral]

Just had a right morning laugh catching up on the last 5 pages abusing Harris.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face and restoring some faith in humanity.

 

[CookieZippy]

His latest shite is pretending that he left his child's tablet on his car roof and it miraculously stayed there for a 5 mile trip without falling off. I bet he's already trying to sell the story to the local papers.

 

[Oxford_Girl]

His latest shite is pretending that he left his child's tablet on his car roof and it miraculously stayed there for a 5 mile trip without falling off. I bet he's already trying to sell the story to the local papers.



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Incredibly distasteful reference to the space shuttle

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Urghhh can this fat cunts ugly face get anywhere else?

 

[CookieZippy]

He's surely busy trying to think of something hilarious to say about Schofield. Top bants always guaranteed with old Si.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

He's surely busy trying to think of something hilarious to say about Schofield. Top bants always guaranteed with old Si.

And, as usual, it won't be remotely funny and will be 20 words too long to have any joke impact.

 

[CookieZippy]

And, as usual, it won't be remotely funny and will be 20 words too long to have any joke impact.

And then he'll do another joke.


Then another....

 

[Vanilla Sorbet]

He’s absolutely everywhere I hate it

it’s always worse when you see a newspaper story or a screenshot of him out of context as well

 

[Livia Fantasy]

If he was even at least remotely funny, I’d make a point of always calling him ROFL Harris.

 

[CookieZippy]

Oh ffs

 

[nothanksbabes]

Oh ffs


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Men's haircuts are like, a fiver? Treat yourself, Simon.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

He's surely busy trying to think of something hilarious to say about Schofield. Top bants always guaranteed with old Si.

No doubt something like omg my uncle is called Phillip ashamed to be related to someone with the same name
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[witchofwestbyfleet]

How the duck did he “accidentally” leave it on the roof of his car? His attention seeking is beyond embarrassing