Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

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God he's an insufferable bleep. You can imagine him as the scruffy gobshite oaf in the office grandstanding loudly about the time he "hacked" the Daily Mail and everyone rolling their eyes at him.

The fact anyone woman has reproduced with him is shocking.
Dear heart; in what universe has he ever been in an office 😂

He’s that irritating bleep who comes into the pub and even the village idiot ignores
 
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Dear heart; in what universe has he ever been in an office 😂

He’s that irritating bleep who comes into the pub and even the village idiot ignores
When the SM grift dried up, he'll be down the dole office (Oooh there's an old skool reference there for you!)
 
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Dear heart; in what universe has he ever been in an office 😂

He’s that irritating bleep who comes into the pub and even the village idiot ignores
:LOL:

Imagine being cornered by him in the pub and hearing about his "campaigning" while he tells the same joke over and over again. I'd rather tit in my hands and clap.
 
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I may not be fond of Birbalsingh but she's right on this one: block Simon at the earliest opportunity

I've no idea who she is but I'm guessing for him to be showing off that she blocked him, she must be a bit right wing and therefore one of the baddies. Simon loves to imply that people are sad little snowflakes for blocking him while being very trigger happy with the block button himself. Isn't that right Si?
 
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Does he think anyone is impressed by him showing that he has been blocked by someone? I mean, well done and all but it's not like you've eliminated world hunger or anything important Simon, you pointless wanker
 
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Unless it is to drive his kids (including the baby) five hours to go to a chippy and then tell them it's shut so he can sell the story to the local press as if this is news
That was really weird. i bet he got around £1,000 for the story as well
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I'm determined to like one of his jokes

 
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I've no idea who she is but I'm guessing for him to be showing off that she blocked him, she must be a bit right wing and therefore one of the baddies. Simon loves to imply that people are sad little snowflakes for blocking him while being very trigger happy with the block button himself. Isn't that right Si?
People like him have made me embarassed to be left wing.

They play into the hands of those on the right, that we're on the left because we're bitter and jealous of people with more than us.
 
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People like him have made me embarassed to be left wing.

They play into the hands of those on the right, that we're on the left because we're bitter and jealous of people with more than us.
Agreed 100%. Him, Supertanskii, Broken Bottle Boy, Minge Man, etc. Sure, calling an awful Tory a dickmuffin, wankspangle, clungeotter or whatever is relatively amusing for a good nanosecond... but if the idea is to win by converting existing Tory voters into Labour voters and therefore poll more, then yelling OMG LOL TORIES ARE ALL C*NTS possibly isn't the greatest strategy.
 
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He didn't do very well at all. If he had managed to win that poll by even 1 percent then he'd have tweeted about it many, many times about how "WE DID IT!!!" Dan Wooton seems to live rent free in his head. I see he's been tweeting this again - it could just be that lots of people are unfollowing you Simon because you are a cnut.

 
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He didn't do very well at all. If he had managed to win that poll by even 1 percent then he'd have tweeted about it many, many times about how "WE DID IT!!!" Dan Wooton seems to live rent free in his head. I see he's been tweeting this again - it could just be that lots of people are unfollowing you Simon because you are a cnut.

If I were cynical, I'd think it was trying to confuse people into clicking the subscribe button............
 
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I think i need to chill out on him but he get's my back up and very few people online do
 
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