Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

[witchofwestbyfleet]

How to cleanse the child's arsehole: throw dad in the bath

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Just read his Twitter, he claims to be 39, I would say that’s a hard paper round but it demos sitting on your arse all day long ages you too

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Fucking hell, when did he last leave the house? Not seen one of those in about 20 years. Go on you smelly prick, do a tweet about Our Price or Woolworths.

 

[CookieZippy]

Isn’t Lewis best mates with Ed Sheeran? I’m sure he doesn’t need some fat neck bearded twat to help raise awareness for anything. Has anyone ever done a full ‘Monroe’ style investigation into all these GO FUND ME’S?

I wish someone would. I'm sure there's something fishy going on with it all. He once wasted over £100 getting some booze delivered to Downing Street via Deliveroo for a "laugh" and admitted he'd used fundraising money to pay for it. That implies he can dip into the kitty if he wants to as none of his fundraisers will have had that purpose in mind.

 

[Droosie123]

He does my head in, sometimes I back him and other times he is just the worst kind of virtue signaller.

Going after GB News for their coverage of the PS stuff is stupid, they were right to cover it although Eammon Holmes is an odious little man who was publicly lauding PS when he “came out” while now saying his grooming was well known. I see you Eammon,

Simon just goes after the latest trend and tags on, much like Jack Monroe who he can’t seem to quite dismiss for fear of upsetting her flying monkeys.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

TWICE today I've had a moment regarding this beardy self-obsessed slob.

Firstly, new follower on company Facebook called Simon Harris. Thankfully... not this bellend.
Secondly, new area rep for one of our suppliers... you've guessed the name already. Also not this fat nobrot.

Can't be handling hat-trick of near misses. Might take a bucket of wine to the bath.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Wow Simon, you sure showed him! He'll be so upset tonight with his job of... the fucking Prime Minister.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Spoken like someone with extensive experience in rage-wanking

 

[Jelly Bean]

14 tweets tonight about Elton John performing at Glastonbury. I presume all the bigots like Keith and Clive are meant to be FURIOUS that a gay man is out in public or something? The fake virtue signalling is beyond tiresome.

Is anybody really actually raging that Elton John was at Glastonbury? Why on earth would 'they' be?
I know Slimey Si is desperately hoping they are. He is such a truly bizarre individual.

 

[CookieZippy]

All the cringe

 

[CookieZippy]

Just saw he's been tweeting relentlessly about some Tory MP tonight. Look into it and see it is related to Glastonbury. I think "oh for fuck's sake".

Look into it further and see that the random Tory's crime was clashing with Supertanskiii (who is never going to shag you Simon) and I've decided I'll side with the Tory.

 

[sunnysmiles]

The fawning fanboys (and girls! #woke) are the worst. “They’ve worked out you possess depth and warmth” Could they not even manage to suck up to an actual celebrity? They had to settle for someone who actively promotes their own tattle page for a bit of attention? Fuckkkk, what a life.

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

His entire online persona is anti gammon. I can't understand why anyone who wasn't a massive raging Tory would have anything against the guy.

Gammon in its original form referred to the colour of a persons face when they became agitated when expressing their views, and is most commonly used to describe middle aged white men who supported brexit.
Remind you of anyone?

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

I'm afraid none of that is true but it still isnt how gofundmes work

Mate you have posted nothing else on here apart from defending Simon Harris. Sorry if I’m not entirely convinced

 

[CookieZippy]

Validate me! Validate me!

 

[MemoryLane]

I hate the way people go after Fox because he got divorced. It’s the same with Graham Linehan. I know they’re like marmite. But the personal attacks and bringing their kids in to it. It’s disgusting. People bitch about Tattle but you just don’t get that kind of behaviour on here and if it does happen, some one is very quick to close it down. I think Simon is a shit stain on society. I might not agree with LF or GL on everything but I’ve got more time for them than this neck bearded twat!

 

[furtherdownthespiral]

Just had a right morning laugh catching up on the last 5 pages abusing Harris.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face and restoring some faith in humanity.

 

[mchops]

Who was angry at Glastonbury? It's the poshest whitest festival happening. Si you unfunny fat fuck you couldn't afford it. Stick to making up abhorrent racist tropes

 

[CookieZippy]

Can this person actually be serious?

 

[CookieZippy]

I think he has a genuine addiction to social media. I honestly don't think he'd be able to cope without it. Every like and share providing a proper buzz.