Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

[Livia Fantasy]

With GFM, you can withdraw whatever amount raised whenever you like. Targets aren’t fixed, they’re just goals. If you fall short, you still have access to all funds. If you go over, you can up the goal, withdraw, pause, whatever you like.

It’s very very telling we never see a “Thanks everyone, today I went to YZ Charity Ltd and gave them a cheque for £X000 to continue their valuable work of ABCing.”

 

[nothanksbabes]

"That's the tweet".

Oh fuck off and get a job you grubby nobody.

 

[CookieZippy]

I'd forgotten about his pottie training book, Little Budgies done a fudgy. He totally has a shit fetish. Which Google tells me is a coprophile. Hi Simon


Bwexit, Kawen, Wacist. Superb.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Look, I'm no fan of the monarchy but I wouldn't wish this guy even on Charles

 

[Fruitjack]

I've got him blocked but he's another one who the slow death of Twitter will ruin, as he's got absolutely no other way of life. I do love Twitter myself, I learn a lot and have a laugh, but I'll take its loss for the downfall of these dreadful cunts.

 

[stunrw]

Oh do fuck off

 

[CookieZippy]

Someone needs to break it to him that Meghan Markle is never going to shag him.

 

[Itchy of Itchington]

Those poor kids. Sorry poppet Daddy can't do your bath he is telling everyone how rubbish the government is for likes.
What's that son? You hate the supermarket and find it boring. Well , let's make the trip a bit longer while I take your picture, post it with a caption calling you something horrible and then spend the rest of the time pushing the trolley one handed as I keep.checking Twitter for more likes

Those kids get a rough deal

 

[CookieZippy]

Won't be long till he tweets something along the lines of

"When's straight pride then? It's every day Barry, now shut up!"

 

[CookieZippy]

You voted leave Fatty, so be quiet. Also what is this thing about roofers that he's tweeted about far too many times in the past couple of days? He needs to get the concept of less being more. With chocolate as well as twitter.

 

[stunrw]

Never a truer word spoken……..

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

He reminds me of a description I saw of an EastEnders character: "Past storylines have included being a prat, selling drugs, being an arse, buying a gun, being a twat and selling stolen goods." Replace the criminal activity with self-righteous Twitter addiction and endless dodgy fundraisers, and you've got Simon

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Validate me! Validate me!

Well? It’s because you’re an insufferable prick, Simon.

 

[CookieZippy]

This must be one of the most honest things he has ever tweeted.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Aww what an utter hero. The white knight (tumble dryer that is) we all need
The hilarity that he thinks someone he knows as Facebook will give a damn about his plight to save someone from trolling

 

[J2607]

Great thread, there is honestly nothing I find creepier than a virtue signalling middle aged man on social media

 

[Chap O]

Sorry if I’m being a bit thick but his company owes money to HMRC that they’re not paying so gone into liquidation, and he is also moaning about the state of this country? Does he realise that taxes pay for public services?

Don't forget this is after he spunked away a £21k bounceback loan, so he has cost the Governemnet (us) twice.

 

[CookieZippy]

40 years old with 4 kids and he thinks that ratioing one of "The Baddies" on twitter is not only exciting, but in any way important. Such a loser. One person who won't give a shit, Simon - Rishi Sunak. And the fact that it's a difference of just three likes shows that he's almost certainly been sitting monitoring the tweet. There has to be more to his life, surely?

 

[nothanksbabes]

He's back. With another exciting episode of Simon Harris and Something That Didn't Actually Happen.

"I've seen people..."

He'll make up anything for content the absolute useless fucking ghoul.

 

[CookieZippy]

And Harry's still not going to shag you Simon. It just shows how tribal his thinking is. GB News don't like someone suspected of being a nonce so that must mean that that person can't be criticised and has probably done nothing wrong.


I really want Harry and Meghan to get divorced to see how he handles it. I'm guessing Harry will become a racist who has left her because she's black.