Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

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CookieZippy

Just saw he's been tweeting relentlessly about some Tory MP tonight. Look into it and see it is related to Glastonbury. I think "oh for duck's sake".

Look into it further and see that the random Tory's crime was clashing with Supertanskiii (who is never going to bag you Simon) and I've decided I'll side with the Tory.
 
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Jelly Bean

Jelly Bean

I seriously think this twit might be the worst person on twitter atm. And that is saying something.
And has been said before his 'fundraising work' seriously needs looking into.
He is a terrible gobshite. No idea how so many fall for his absolute attention seeking balls.
 
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mchops

mchops

Unfortunately for Simon he's just not very clever or funny.
He lurked around forums, not being funny. Stole the idea of a satirical local paper off somebody else on the forums(not that it's a novel idea)
Turned his truly execrable thoughts into posts. Without humour.
I've never had a twitter but blimey I can't stand this ,(lack of kebab) fund £0
 
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furtherdownthespiral

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I do wonder whether there's something like an affiliate for gfm? I.e. You get a slight cut of any money raised. He must be getting paid somehow as he's mentioned "work". Perhaps there are "creator" options these days to get paid by charities to fundraise for them?
Take the Tourettes one as an example, theres options to donate directly through the site. If you were really not getting anything from it why would you not just donate directly or promote the direct link.
 
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Itchy of Itchington

Itchy of Itchington

How does he have 4 kids. How did his wife's tina not just clamp shut and never open again. Is she a total melt as well or if she off her head on Mogadon or something.
 
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furtherdownthespiral

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bleeping hell, that Brendan fella has blocked him, he'll be walking round with a right stiffy now - we won't hear the end of it
 
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CookieZippy

40 years old and he gets excited about someone blocking him on twitter. What a role model for his children.
 
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Itchy of Itchington said:
How does he have 4 kids. How did his wife's tina not just clamp shut and never open again. Is she a total melt as well or if she off her head on Mogadon or something.
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Lucky bloke isn't he? Only had sex with his mrs that one time yet they've managed to have four kids 😉
 
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Whiffy McBiffy

Whiffy McBiffy

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Nice to see the younger guys are seeing right through the tit as well

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Then nobhead trying to laugh it off and send his flying monkeys in to defend him.

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Three cheers for Harry! HIP HIP!
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Why is he always promoting his own "greatness"
Pleased to have played a small role........you made a comment on twitter mate - you didn't help find the cure for cancer!
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I love the fact that even when Pink was popular/relevant, he'd have been well in to his 20s, ergo too old for chart music
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CookieZippy said:
40 years old and he gets excited about someone blocking him on twitter. What a role model for his children.
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40? Closer to 50 surely. 46, 47 I'd have thought?
 
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Jelly Bean

Jelly Bean

CookieZippy said:
Looking on gofundme and he has over 20 active fundraisers, most nowhere near their target and some are for the same cause. Why spread the money for the same cause across multiple fundraisers? It is so weird. Ones like this are bizarre and just not funny.


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Over 20 😲
It's got to be a scam hasn't it?
That one you posted is just so silly I presume his defence would be 'oh people know it's a joke so if they donate they are aware it isn't a real fundraiser'.
If half of his spurious 'fundraisers' each raise about £2k he has got a tidy little income.
People like him are a menace. Shouting loudly about the 'good work' they do but obvious grifters. No wonder these sorts hate Tattle.
 
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furtherdownthespiral

furtherdownthespiral

CookieZippy said:
Looking on gofundme and he has over 20 active fundraisers, most nowhere near their target and some are for the same cause. Why spread the money for the same cause across multiple fundraisers? It is so weird. Ones like this are bizarre and just not funny.


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See some of these aren't for Charities and looks like he manages then - like the Maccies without Malice one got a 21k.
 
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