Simon Harris #7 Twagic

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Also deploying the last line of defense I see:



'It doesn't matter what I did or didn't do, I have children which should absolve me of any criticism or consequence!'

 

[lilykestrel]

 

[peachplumpear]

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What does he want? If it wasn't for the ongoing bad smell around his ECC payments, he wouldn't be in the media at all. Man Behaving Dadly faded into irrelevancy, people have moved on from 'CAN WE RAISE £5,000 to hire a sky writer to write 'Nigel Farage is a big poo' over Westminster?'attention seeking - he'd literally just be some guy who once had a moderately popular FB page. At least the ECC brouhaha gives him some (however tenuous and lame) presence in the media.

 

[anniemouse]

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SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ME SOME ATTENTION!

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ME SOME ATTENTION!

BUT NOT THIS TYPE OF ATTENTION.

 

[Bread]

He's so desperate for any sort of interaction, his posting has become frenetic. It's really weird.

 

[Blue bunny]

It's Saturday, Simon. Spend it with your kids and let it drop for a couple of days.

Can you imagine what his wife must have to put up with when they disagree.

 

[Jelly Bean]

It's Saturday, Simon. Spend it with your kids and let it drop for a couple of days.

Can you imagine what his wife must have to put up with when they disagree.

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Oh dear. He's unwavelling wapidly
He keeps thinking of stunning zingers for his detractors. But days/months after the event.
It's quite pitiful really

 

[HotesTilaire]

What does he want? If it wasn't for the ongoing bad smell around his ECC payments, he wouldn't be in the media at all. Man Behaving Dadly faded into irrelevancy, people have moved on from 'CAN WE RAISE £5,000 to hire a sky writer to write 'Nigel Farage is a big poo' over Westminster?'attention seeking - he'd literally just be some guy who once had a moderately popular FB page. At least the ECC brouhaha gives him some (however tenuous and lame) presence in the media.

If it says “Simon Harris is a big poo”, I’m in

 

[nothanksbabes]

It's Saturday, Simon. Spend it with your kids and let it drop for a couple of days.

Can you imagine what his wife must have to put up with when they disagree.

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He's so embarrassingly unfunny and completely without integrity.

 

[mchops]

Oral contracts a lot like online petitions are not worth the paper they are written on.

 

[Bread]

It genuinely has taken me a while to figure out that he's making a joke. I couldn't make sense of that post at all.

When he's trying to be original, you truly see him - that and when he loses his temper. His complete lack of talent is mortifying.

 

[lilykestrel]

if this is subtweeting as a result of conversation being had with Lib Dem HQ after he's complained to them, christ man play your cards closer to your chest

 

[mchops]

CMYK jokes were internet memes 30 years ago. He has no relevance.

 

[lilykestrel]

and/or find a better way to validate yourself outside of purposefully fishing for 'don't let the guys get you down' comments off your followers

 

[Jelly Bean]

It genuinely has taken me a while to figure out that he's making a joke. I couldn't make sense of that post at all.

When he's trying to be original, you truly see him - that and when he loses his temper. His complete lack of talent is mortifying.

I struggled to realise he was being satiwical at first too.
It was only the 'oral contract' bit that was a slight clue.

 

[anniemouse]

I struggled to realise he was being satiwical at first too.
It was only the 'oral contract' bit that was a slight clue.

That’s possibly because it’s not even slightly funny.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I can’t follow - is he admitting he had oral contracts and that’s why contracts were missing? I thought he was going on that there were 25 written contracts.
He's unfunny and I don’t understand his point.

Also by law a written contract of employment must be provided within two months of employment commencing, so if this is the “payments to volunteers” he’s referencing, he’s 100% making it worse

 

[mchops]

He's a proper bleep. He tries to create issues. I don't look at his pathetic output, really. First time I've looked in years. It's woefully poor.

 

[lilykestrel]