Simon Harris #5 Mr Harris, who was a popular figure on the internet

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Pkershaw

Sorry, this isn’t current, it’s about 4 years old but I’ve only just seen it for the first time. And let’s face it, it’s more current than the hot topics that Harris used to “satiwise” on Southend News Network, so it’s allowed….

This is an attempt at a smile. What the fuck? What is wrong with this bloke?


 
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Seaford Haggington



TOO SHORT
 
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Lazarus

Imagine if you were scrolling through here agreeing with all the posts then you came across this and seen your husband had commented. Would you divorce him, or just… i dunno
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@nothanksbabes previously described his winning smile as:
Some have theorised that he was taught to smile by a blind person describing it to him
 
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CrackingOwlSanctuary

https://giphy.com/3JPcrHa8QokFVLmLhv
Another blow to his shattered credibility:

Temu U-turns on terms of cash 'giveaway' offer

The retailer changes what it can do with customer data after privacy concerns were raised.
www.bbc.co.uk
 
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Fred Santos

It's a bit of a stream of consciousness but absolutely coming from the right place.

Simon Harris - Man Behaving Dadly - Essex County Council Exposed

I have got two other blog posts in my drafts folder, and both start with myself stating that I do
essexcountycouncilexposed.com

Over the years, by clout chasing, Harris has revealed so much about his attitude to women. There's something isn't there about marrying and impregnating a lesbian women, and then seeking to surrounding himself with the parapharinilia of child-rearing, of women's health issues - smear tests, periods, and of beast feeding, formula milk etc. that reveals something, I am not sure what, about his predilictions.

And then one of the first opportunities he gets after "coming back" is seeing buns posting a picture and saying to everyone "they look like boobs". I don't want to paint a picture people can't get out of their minds, but was he in his shed at the time, maybe with his underpants around his ankles and his door locked?

I wouldn't pretend to begin to know how to convey public health messaging at a population level. What might seem the obvious thing to do, might actually be counter-productive. Public health campaigns, not just from the perspective of ensuring public money is spent wisely, but also becuase they can be counter-productive if got wrong, I would imagine are very carefully initiated, researched and market tested. Well they should be. ECCexposed makes a very good point. We all know that money was wasted, and individuals enriched under O'Callaghan's watch. But that he secured business, under her direction, to come up with some type of campaign to encourage women to go for their smear test might actually, becuase it was so ineptly concieved, have led to conditions in which fewer women went, and utlimately cancer was missed and they died.

That's how serious it is.
 
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Fred Santos

He's now seeking to target his target demographic by faux empathy for parents with Special Educational Needs children. Yes, Simon, we know one of yours is autistic - a decision that he may have had to say publicly when he was older taken away from him - but you're taking the piss aren't you? Essex County Council's provision in this area is widely considered to be woeful, a position that will not have been made any easier (yes I do know how local authority budgets work) by the fact that you milked the muncipal teat (yes we can all do tit jokes) to the tune of £500K.
 
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BeautifulTrauma

His entire schtick on Facebook seems to be taking the piss out of Facebook huns - yet these are the target audience who would laugh at this pathetic excuses for humour.

The amount he posts about these types of people is getting to the point it’s almost bullying. And he is nobody to have this authority to sneer over people for any reason whatsoever. Simon, you’re still a fat cunt and you still stole a fortune for a living from an in-need council for years. You have absolutely no right to think you’re better than anyone.
 
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Jelly Bean

That cervical smear campaign was an utter disgrace and whoever sanctioned it should hang their head in shame. Well obviously Fatty Harris shouldn't have come up with it but he is beyond hope tbh.
Was it O'Callaghan?
That reminds me was anything more ever said about that pub? The one that got that huge amount of money during lockdown from Essex CC (I think?) and bizarrely hosted a conference (for no doubt a nice little sum).
 
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HotesTilaire

He just suggested it to the council, he thought it was awful but they INSISTED it was great and used it….

Always the victim, never the cunt
 
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lilykestrel



Going in for the "LIFE WAS BETTER WHEN I WAS A CHILD AND DIDN'T HAVE ADULT RESPONSIBILITIES SHARE IF U AGREE" engagement market as a last hurrah
 
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mchops

Ah he's doing the Peter kaye shtick, memeber sparkles eh, fruit jubblies, member eh
 
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Pkershaw

He’s always hated working class women. He used to have a Facebook group called “U OK Hun” which was dedicated to taking the piss out of how women tend to use Facebook. Amazing jokes mocking mums for asking their friends for medical advice with their kids, then 5 minutes later he’d be on to sneering, sanctimonious shit about mums needlessly taking their kids to the doctors for no good reason. He closed that down pretty early because even he probably realised that it let the mask slip way too much.

I’m sure he also had a thing with mumsnet where they called him out on being a disgusting misogynist, and he responded in classic Harris style with one of his witless, rambling diatribes, thinking he was being all cutting and edgy but totally oblivious to the fact that he was making himself look like a fish-brained buffoon.

As for breasts, breastfeeding, smear campaigns, and sticking his nose into periods. He’s a fetishist, plain and simple. He gets off on this sort of thing. Sorry to be grim but it’s absolutely true. I remember when he was doing his white-knight heroism schtick with period products and he posed for a photo where he had a tampon in his gob as if it was a cigar. It’s ingrained on my brain, that one. Sorry to inflict it on everyone else but again, it’s true. Fucking weirdo.

The last line of that blog post hit home a little.
“Just grow up, you are raising boys who deserve a fighting chance to not grow up like their father.” So true. Those poor children
 
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lilykestrel

Don't forget the (thankfully) aborted Huncast. The gold standard of sexist classism and contempt towards the cultural phenomenon he ended up milking six figures out of




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Pkershaw

lilykestrel said:
Don't forget the (thankfully) aborted Huncast. The gold standard of sexist classism and contempt towards the cultural phenomenon he ended up milking six figures out of



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I can’t get through 10 seconds of that video. I’ve tried before but the pompous sneering just turns my stomach in ways that nothing else seems able. It is so unequivocally shit. Everything about it is turgid rot of the highest order. He has all the charisma of a snail, tragically unfunny and that fucking T-shirt
 
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Jelly Bean

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