His gait is stiff and it looks like he has a back brace which is causing it. He could do with a shave but he seems buoyant and is engaging with people. Not sure if I think he is on the way out just yet
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Did anyone notice that in the video clip, he didn't move his other arm once? I know he is holding something, but the arm didn't move. Maybe the stroke theory is correct.
Having seen his most recent photos, he looks like he is on strong medication.
Having seen his most recent photos, he looks like he is on strong medication.
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Yes, I thought it was more holding the laptop in the same place the whole time maybe covering something. Even when taking photos and walking the arm and the laptop were in the same position.
Oh good shout on the back brace theory 
He looks so scruffy though surely he could get some trousers that fit those are way too long.
He looks so scruffy though surely he could get some trousers that fit those are way too long.
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He looked very scruffy indeed.Oh good shout on the back brace theory
Maybe he’s wearing something he can get off and on himself. Whatever’s going on it would draw more attention if he had someone helping him go to the toilet etc
Oh dear, now I have a mental image of someone helping Simon Cowell go to the toilet. Surely if he can get to an aware show he’s a ways from that? Or maybe not, I don’t know.
He still looks pretty botoxed to me despite what he says. Really sad comment about his 8 year old becoming hysterical at the sight of him with all the fillers. I can really imagine how upsetting that would be for a young kid, mine freaks out if I put on a bit of eye makeup!
He still looks pretty botoxed to me despite what he says. Really sad comment about his 8 year old becoming hysterical at the sight of him with all the fillers. I can really imagine how upsetting that would be for a young kid, mine freaks out if I put on a bit of eye makeup!
Regardless of any health issues that he may or may not have, what I find most tragic is that he is extremely culturally irrelevant in the year 2022 but can’t seem to accept it.
He’s still shoving himself on the end of these panels and nobody has the gumption to tell him that his shtick is stale and has been for about a decade.
He’s still shoving himself on the end of these panels and nobody has the gumption to tell him that his shtick is stale and has been for about a decade.
Yeah I reckon he’ll be another Phillip Green- something will come out and all his companies will go bust
How would we make a music show that’s culturally relevant these days? I mean I know the landscape has changed and you can just stick your music on YouTube or tiktok, but surely if you tweet Beyoncé to come sing with you or even a big record label, they won’t see it haha
Surely there’s SOME space for say Simon’s influence in making sure you’re seen? Just without all the fixing and sob stories nonsense
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The sob stories in anything do my nut in.
My father in law had a stroke and has minimal mobility now and SC legs look as wasted as his
If he has had a stroke, he's recovering well. Good for him. I must admit when I saw his face not long back on a daily mail article, I remember thinking it looked like he'd had a stroke. The gait on his left leg and the none-movement of the left hand arm remind me of a stroke victim. A stroke wouldn't explain why he's been riding around on a bike though, unless he's recovering really quite well.
I think the bike could be a smoke screen - with electric ones, all you have to do is sit on them and steer. They pedal themselves or with minimal input. I' d love one
I think it's all a smokescreen with him. There's clearly more going on than what is being released to the press. His articles are always moderated which indicates to me he clearly doesn't want certain things being discussed. I would imagine we're going to see less and less of him now. It's a strange one as he clearly loves to remain in the public eye but also wants complete privacy. Seems very contradictory imo.
You still have to steer them though. Unless he has some sort of contraption on the bike, the does the steering for him?I think the bike could be a smoke screen - with electric ones, all you have to do is sit on them and steer. They pedal themselves or with minimal input. I' d love one
With his money and arrogance, he probably has an electric bike chauffeur
Teatime giggle twatters? I had forgotten this period of Simons style history, if he swings that arm will it wobble like a bat wing? Were those two really in love?
You'd think! Apparently she has given 2 contrasting stories on that, the first she said they have never shagged, then she said they had a termination due to a private medical condition.Stop ithe has to be her gay BFF surely!!
She also had to reveal her real age, because if she stuck to the timeline of them being a couple and her fake age that meant Cowbell would have been done for cavorting with an "underage" Sinitta. Oh what a tangled web we weave when we pretend to be younger/a ladies man.You'd think! Apparently she has given 2 contrasting stories on that, the first she said they have never shagged, then she said they had a termination due to a private medical condition.