Simon Cowell

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She also had to reveal her real age, because if she stuck to the timeline of them being a couple and her fake age that meant Cowbell would have been done for cavorting with an "underage" Sinitta. Oh what a tangled web we weave when we pretend to be younger/a ladies man.
More cowbell! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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The left side of his face isn't as lifted. I think I agree.
Nah, his left eye and cheek are drooping down in both photos. Whatever it is I don’t think it’s a stroke And the idea that a recovering stroke victim could ride a bike pedalling for you is nonsense to me. Their balance and co-ordination would be all over.

simon literally has no a and his legs are like sticks, it’s so odd that his upper torso is shapely, I wonder if he had male chest/torso implants? Might explain the difference in nipple heights if he’s lost a lot of weight and one side is drooping more?
 
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What an ODD man Simon is. Odd looking, odd shape, just odd. It was also odd that he once bailed convicted child-abuser Jonathan King out of jail back in the day. You can tell a lot about the company a person keeps, you really can. Odd. Let's just hope it's just that.
And a very good friendship with saville-level sex offender max Clifford.
Like you say, odd.
Can't believe I used to fancy him
 
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If you watch the Louis Theroux Max Clifford doc you’ll see that it’s shown that Max is planting stories of SC kiss and tells in the tabloids and it’s pretty obvious that Simon is gay. He even seems a lot more camp in that programme, which was made a long time ago.

It’s been expunged from iplayer etc following Clifford’s imprisonment but it’s on YouTube.
 
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Oh God! Animal puppet ventriloquism is so 1980s (this is on Britain's Got Talent at the time of posting).
Its so dated and been done to death, move on. This act was popular in the 60's never mind 80s.

His eyes look odd. He looks dead :(
His eyes look very peculiar but his speech is to good for a stroke victim he's had too much Botox and a back injury I think. People on here were saying he was dying short while ago, I don't think so somehow.😃
 
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