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I just can’t work out what he’s done to his eyes, I honestly can’t even look at him. To think years ago and I mean years I actually used to think he was quite good looking 🙈 he doesn’t even look like the same person anymore
 
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Gym&Tonic

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I think it’s telling he’s handed over the running of his business to her. There were rumours about them getting married a while back. It’s possible that they are and its just not been made public. She’s stayed with him longer than any of his other ‘partners’ have, it all feels a bit like he’s getting his affairs in order.
 
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He looks ok here.If he had a terminal illness there's no way he'd be doing BGT surely?.
That photo is so wierd - they are such odd sizes compared to each other. Alicia's head looks absolutely tiny. Literally half the size of Ant and Dec's.
 
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PeteM

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Did mention this elsewhere but he had a genuine sexual relationship with Sinitta years ago.

He's more a cock connoissieur these days though.
 
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Ndrangheta

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Simon is a very poor judge of character.
I'd call him an 'enabler'. Hanging around scum like King and Clifford to further his own career, to feather his nest, to make money. A vile, insecure, attention-seeking insect who has just enough about him to know how to manipulate the weak and vulnerable. Simon viewed King as a mentor. He had less to do with Clifford I believe, I just think his career path meant that they naturally over-lapped. The end-of-the-pier showbiz and light-entertainment industry is like a stagnant cess-pool that attracts the most vilest of creatures. You know a wrong'un when you see one. Simon is a wrong'un in my opinion.

Do I think he fiddled with kids? No I do not. But I do think he turned a blind eye. I think he's a sly operator. I do think he enjoys a bit of psychological torture when it comes to vulnerable people wanting to be 'famous'. I think he's a bit of a nasty twisted cunt full of self-loathing and on occcasion that side of him bleeds out, a bit like David Walliams, who is another nasty bastard circling around the toilet bowl of light ent like a turd that won't flush. People like Simon are desperate for validation, to be 'seen'. Well Simon, I see you. Cunt.
 
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I’ve just binged this whole thread, what a wild ride!!
My two pennorth- the odd body shape, wasted legs, comfy clothes, corset, even the appearance of being on heavy medication could all be resultant of a spinal injury when he broke his back. The wrist splint and facial drooping could both be due to a stroke- maybe that’s why he keeps falling off his bike. I think he has too much dirt on, and connection to, other celebrities for real scandals to come out.
 
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soph30

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It does make me slightly nostalgic for those X factor years and the excitement of Saturday night :) And Simonnnnn Cowelll and the audience would boo when he came out

The Tom Bower biography of him was recommended to me- Sweet Revenge
 
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House of Tea

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Being seriously ill concentrates the mind. Maybe he doesn’t want the sympathy, the pity, the knowing looks. People react differently to big events. I think I would try and contain the news if I were in the same boat. Privacy and being discreet seems odd when every cough and fart ends up on some peoples social media. But it used to be the norm.
 
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BW1990

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He's engaged to Lauren. I assume the rumours re his health are true then. what a shame - I hope we're wrong.
 
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GalaxyGirl70

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I caught the end of BGT (by mistake!) last night and couldn't believe how awful he and AH looked. They've seriously overdone the surgery and both have faces that look like failed science experiments.
 
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TooFarScone

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It looks to me like he's had abdominal surgery and is either tightly bandaged or wearing a compression garment. The wrist brace might be covering a bruise from his cannula.
 
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seaborgium

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Does David Walliams really write his children's books? They do seem knock off Roald Dahl tbf
I've always assumed he puts his name on them like others have before that are known and not but not written by him. I tried to read one with my nieces but found it awful. As for Cowell a friend that worked with him said he was not someone you'd want to get on the wrong side of.
 
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