bleeping entitled arses, man. Even before any sale has occurred and I have no obligation to them whatsoever, they're already bringing me a headache. I learned the hard way years ago that when I go out of my way for these idiots I always regret it, so when I spot them now it's straight to block.
eBay
Me: No international delivery - as listed.
Idiot: "Can you send this to Germany? can you change your returns policy in case it doesn't fit so I can get my tax back?"
Me: Blocked.
Vinted
Me: Brand new with tags priced at 70% off RRP
Idiot: * sends lowball offer *
Me: * decline *
Idiot: I don't know if S is my size can I return it if it doesn't fit?
Me: Blocked.
Me: Brand new with tags priced at 70% off RRP
Idiot: I would need to see this on before I buy it, do you have a pic
Me: * reads message * *ponders looking for item on retail sites to get the measurements *
Idiot, 30mins later: well???
Me: Blocked.
Me: Brand new with tags priced at 70% off RRP
Idiot: * low ball offer * followed by message "I need this for a job interview"
Me: Decline and blocked.
I don't give a duck about your life.