This one isn't hearsay - this happened to me in 1997.
My friend and I, who were 15 at the time, were at a family fun day at a racecourse. It was organised by the local radio station, there was horse racing going on but loads of other stuff too, fairground rides, a radio road show stage with entertainment, all that sort of crap.
Anyway, it was busy and it was fun to wander around, all sorts going on. Lo and behold, we randomly found Paul Daniels and the lovely Debbie McGee making a public appearance near the winners circle. Paul talked some
tit to the small crowd and then invited any children to form an orderly queue to shake his hand and get some kind of present. I literally have no idea what the gifts were now, probably some crappy radio station merch or whatever.
Being silly and ironic teenagers, we joined the queue of little kids and their parents. We got to the front of the line, Paul spots us, waves us over with a "ladies, ladies...!" We laugh, shake his hand and Debbie's hand too, and as he hands over the tat he says...
and please remember this is in public with his wife stood about 6 feet away...
"So ladies, how old are we?"
We answer "15"
Paul replies "Ahhhhh, just the
right age..." and he slathers a bit at us.
We kinda giggle and jog the
duck on.
The end
but I know he was caught because he dropped fag butts in the house and they matched up his DNA. He also admitted the crime but in court denied it saying the police had pressured him to make a confession 
