Secret Celeb Gossip #62

[Lmj21]

Micheal Aspel was told he had NHL in 2003 but refused treatment

there's no discomfort or pain and is no real immediate threat it just lives inside you


Mike will be 89 in January

off topic but my brother was diagnosed with NHL last year and prior to treatment, he was in a lot of pain in his glands and back, extremely uncomfortable and admitted to hospital for exhaustion and severe dehydration because he had zero appetite, was rapidly losing weight & what he did eat / drink he couldn’t keep down. So I have to politely disagree.
Sometimes it just doesn’t live within you & depends on how severe it is. He has finished his chemo now, luckily his symptoms have near enough disappeared & he is just waiting for a PET scan to show that the chemo has worked. Much like all medical conditions it effects everyone differently but it is most certainly not something to be dismissed. Those others who have friends and family members with any type of cancer, my love & thoughts go out to you, it’s a shit sandwich all round.

 

[Anyways888]

I'm not excusing violence (assuming Yoland was shoved) but letting yourself into someone else's home with a security guard in tow so you can take their child is...well it wasn't going to end well.

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

I found the kids annoying too (runs and hides) like those kids coached by performance parents in Waitrose to ask for Quinoa for dinner

My most recent attempt at performance parenting was a failure.
I asked my kid if he wanted to go home and do some “craft”
He looked screwed up his face looking completely confused, and asked me if I meant “Craft, like Minecraft?”

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

And silken tresses, don’t forget those

I always remember the DM posting a picture of Dec walking along the street and saying he was looking 'forlorn' and he tweeted in response 'I was popping to Sainsbury's'

 

[Asshats]

What about ‘National Express’ by The Divine Comedy? It’s bloody great from start to finish.

Take the National Express when your life's in a mess
It'll make you smile
All human life is here
From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
From the student who knows that to have one of those
Would be suicide
To the family man
Manhandling the pram with paternal pride
And everybody sings, "Ba-ba-ba-da"
We're going where the air is free
On the National Express there's a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
And everybody sings, "Ba-ba-ba-da"
We're going where the air is free
Tomorrow belongs to me
When you're sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Don't just sit there feeling stressed
Take a trip on the National Express
On the National Express, let's go

 

[StephenTJackson]

They make a smashing looking couple!

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Pete is a hit it and quit it type of guy, I hope Betty is guarding her heart.

This is why she is being advised medical rest, she is shagged out, and feeling the strain of taking his big dick.

I think that will be me off to the Tower for making such comments.

 

[RedMagnolia]

This feels awkward for me since I’ve not been under the knife and I have what someone called a ‘tidy labia’ . Just some women are made that way

Willies are much uglier than lady parts. Like a pair of rolled up socks that need washing.

Now back to celebrity gossip

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Wow, this is some nice celebrity news!

Hugh Grant donates £10,000 to Burnley plumber who offers free work to elderly

The founder of a charity that provides free plumbing and heating for the elderly or vulnerable has said he is “shocked” by Hugh Grant’s…

www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk

 

[Mooordgirl]

I can see Kirstie’s point that sex with a menstruating woman being seen as messy/dirty/etc is a old trope used against women but I don’t think this was the conversation to bring this up in.
Though I like how she’s doubling down on what she’s said and giving Adil tips on how to tweet

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And no conversation about periods and women would be complete without a tweet like this:
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Are we gone a bit too PC? Isleep with a towel underneath me when i have my period, as it can stain the sheets and even go through and stain the mattress.

I would consider period sex to be messy - am i demeaning myself or just being realistic that sone bodily functions create more washing than others?!

 

[Falkor]

I never knew Jason Statham was in an Erasure video! 1994 and wearing nothing but shorts and metallic paint.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Not minimising this but the Hadid family sound like a nightmare and I imagine Yolanda is the ultimate nightmare, interfering mother in law. I bet Zayn wishes he‘d stayed with Peri now!

 

[Curlygirl28]

But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country

One of the best lyrics ever written

 

[Nora Fenn]

Him and Benedict Cumberbatch didn't get on according to blinds

Or as my 4 year old calls him, Benebix Scrumplebatch

 

[Nora Fenn]

I’d heard a rumour he’d played away while filming.

Bet he shags exactly like that scene from Love Actually

 

[RedMagnolia]

Urgh definitely. Martin Freeman always comes across as an arrogant arse.

He's not that great an actor and he's distinctly average looking. He has no right to be arrogant, he should be fucking grateful to have had the success he has had.

 

[carefulnow]

I have a couple of weeks' worth of Popbitch stories to share, but this one from today gave me a good laugh:

There was a nice little detail in a fan-led Q&A with Dave Gahan in the Guardian this week.

At some point, the idea had been floated that Depeche Mode would make an album with legendary musician/producer Brian Eno. Until Dave discovered that Eno had worked with Coldplay, that is. Now he absolutely refuses to let it happen. Ever.

 

[hehehe]

Not particularly well known Celeb. He made every excuse under the sun to deny the charge. Strumming a small guitar indeed. Pervert.

The Voice singer, 31, found guilty of performing a sex act in his car

Reality star from The Voice Jeffrey Anderson, 31, was found guilty of committing a lewd act and outraging public decency at Belfast Crown Court yesterday after exposing himself in view of a 12-year-old girl.

www.dailymail.co.uk

If he had the foresight to commit this crime wearing a wig and a dress, they would have arrested the 12 year old girl instead. The law now allows men to expose themselves to women as long as they're wearing a wig and a dress while doing it.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

I don’t get the attraction of Russell Brand, either back in the day or now, he’s always given me the heebie jeebies. He comes across as the kind of man who’d deliberately stand far too close, make intense eye contact, ask overly personal questions then pull you up for wanting him to back off in a “I’m only being friendly and trying to get to know you” way.

 

[RedMagnolia]

Pete Davidson must have a smashing big cock

And every venereal disease known to man.

 

[DeluxeTruffles]

I was at the same party as him once. I went outside to the smoking area and he came out a bit after and asked me for a light!

I flicked my lighter for him and tried to will him to fall in love with me in the four seconds it took for him to light his cigarette.

He thanked me and our liaison ended. Maybe he wrote a song about it....