Secret Celeb Gossip #54

[lucrecia]

Why the fuck are these lovely women willing to kiss and have sex with the human replica is shrek? I know he’s rich and all that but theres no reason to degrade yourself by copping off with that Neanderthal

What lovely women? I see a bunch of dirty slappers but no lovely women.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Is Matt Damon okay? How did he make it to 2021and still think it was acceptable to use the F slur? His PR team must be raging he let the nice guy mask slip.

Opinion: Matt Damon says he didn’t realise he was using a homophobic slur. How old is he – 80?

Grandad Damon recently let slip that he was told off by his daughter for using the ‘f-slur for a homosexual’

www.independent.co.uk

Hes 50 years old, went to Harvard, has worked in the entertainment industry for years and he didn’t know until his daughter told him recently that he shouldn’t be using that word? What an absolute fucking dick.

 

[thegirlscout]

Who’s that about

I don’t follow. Please help?

Helen Keller was blind and deaf by the time she was a year and half old. She became a disability advocate and learnt to speak, read and write. She was born in 1880 and died in 1968 so calling her a former A+ list just tickled me. It’s like saying Florence Nightingale was A+ List

 

[Ennui]

Chris De Burgh shagged Fergie whilst she was married to Andrew.

Bloody hell. Fergie's taste in men is so dubious even Eva Braun would judge her.

 

[caroleffinbaskin]

Aaaaand, this is a silly gossip forum so let’s maybe try stay away from emotive subjects like this? (Mods, I’m not moderating, just offering a suggestion)

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Any tea on Reese Witherspoon? She comes across so sweet that I have my suspicions that underneath may be something different

No gossip but this is right up my street

 

[thegirlscout]

Come on lads, we already know what Boris Johnson looks like I’m bed - sadly we’ve already seen his come face!

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

That’s good hot tea

or hot wee !

 

[House of Tea]

I remember reading this over 10 years ago. A reporter had followed Wayne and Coleen to the Burj in Dubai. Quite interesting how cold their relationship seemed even then. Although I accept it's a tabloid piece.

Sullen silences, a suspiciously enhanced cleavage and the £30,000 Rooney PR stunt that backfired

For Wayne, a player who real fans could once relate to - because for all his brilliance, he seemed an ordinary bloke, just like them - is now so far removed from his roots that he appears dangerously out of touch with reality.

www.dailymail.co.uk

How awful that a reporter followed them to their holiday destination, to stay in the same hotel, to report back on the supposed state of their marriage. That is really taking things too far.

So Carrie is having another baby with Borris Good luck to her she is going to need it

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/breaking-boris-johnson-carrie-expecting-24659284

She is as tough as old boots. She was shagging BJ whilst his wife was having cancer treatment. Karma awaits her I hope.

 

[Watchywatcherson]

Genuine question and I promise I’m not trying to start an argument…those who said whatever did or didn’t happen in the room with Wayne Rooney and the models was his fault for going back to the hotel in the first place, would you say the same thing if it was a woman sitting passed out and men were half naked around her?

Well said. Victim blaming. It's especially awful if he is an alcoholic. It might seem like those women took advantage of man who wasn't in control of himself to make a bit of cash.

 

[MrFMercury]

I've never forgotten many years ago asking for change for the 'fag machine' in a very very gay pub. The barman, who looked not unlike my lovely pic raised an eyebrow and said in pure high camp "oo do we come in machines now dearie?!" I spluttered mortified apologies and he laughed at me (& gave me change) but it was well over 20 years ago.

 

[caroleffinbaskin]

Well sorry to drag the conversation backwards but what do we think of this article in The Sun claiming Coleen Rooney is a feminist?

Wayne Rooney's long-suffering wife Coleen 'refuses to break Catholic marriage vows'

WAYNE Rooney’s long-suffering wife Coleen won’t divorce him because she refuses to “ruin their boys’ lives”. A pal claims staunch Catholic Coleen won’t break her…

www.thesun.ie

Listen, I’ve defended C’leeen in the past as I think many of us have been or are in a situation where the unknown is scarier than the status quo, so I don’t judge her for not booting Shrek into touch. But please, feminist icon she is NOT

 

[Beverley Macker]

I saw Amal Clooney when she was supposedly pregnant last time, she totally wasn’t and wasn’t even bothering with a moon bump when I saw her.
Human rights lawyer buying babies, I wonder if they laugh at the irony behind closed doors.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

This talk about the appearance of Boris's nethers brings these guys to mind...

Spoiler: Hello ladies

 

[SamFoxStuckinaCloak]

This is the absolute best “Sid Owen with Celeb friends” pic.

 

[AlanBanan]

Although I agree with most of this, Rooney was scouted at a very young age and was predicted stardom from around the age of 12. So, I do think Colleen (and her family) realised he was going to be a big footballer and was perhaps worth hanging onto....

I don’t think a 12-13 year old child has the mental capability of concocting such a plan.

I think she fell in love young and can’t move on as he’s been her life for two decades.

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

Hahaha! I watched that with my husband, who's well aware of my crush. He kept nudging me and saying "You want Tom's Hardy now? Eh? EH?".

I remember watching lots of You Tube clips of a Swedish film Alexander Skarsgard was in, which had lots of nudity and made it very obvious that he was very *blessed* in that department.

When I think of all the time I’ve wasted doing stuff like that, it suddenly becomes clear why my life is such a mess.

 

[Pixie06]

Didn’t Boris American pole dancer say it was like having a bin bag of custard shag her.

 

[Lizzymint]

I heard from a friend in the press that the Palace were confronted with the Rose rumours at the time, so the Palace agreed to feed them Meghan Markle stories to keep the cheating stories covered up as a quid pro quo.

What an absolute load of bullshit … way too many sugars on this thread “I heard from a friend “ 🥱 seriously there is absolutely no credibility to these made up stories about PW etc it’s all put out there by Markle to detract fro the fact she’s a vile narcissistic bitch who will stop at nothing to destroy those who cross her !
And PW is shit in bed because he can’t dance I have literally heard it all now …the sugars have seriously lost the plot

 

[Prince fan 1999]

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