Lavendergreendillydilly
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Speaking of footballers. I'm reminded of my cousin in Dublin who was on in Vegas a good while back. She met an english footballer in a club at the bar and ended up ditching her mates who were not as wild or single as her, hanging out with him and sleeping with him. She didn't know anything about football so Thought his whole "I'm a famous footballer" thing was bullshit, that he was probably a lower leaguer thirsty for fame but he was gorgeous and it was Vegas so
When she told her mates the next day they started laughing saying "yeah, right, he gave you a fake name, there's no way that was HIM" one of them googled him and was like "this wasn't him was it" aaaaand it was. Aaaaand he was on his STAG im Vegas. aaaand he continued to text her for a couple of weeks after until she blocked him because she didn't want to get mixed up with a soon to be married man.... aaaaand a month later she was in the shops and saw his face plastered all over hello magazine with his beautiful bride. His childhood sweetheart.
It's....... Theo Walcott.
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When she told her mates the next day they started laughing saying "yeah, right, he gave you a fake name, there's no way that was HIM" one of them googled him and was like "this wasn't him was it" aaaaand it was. Aaaaand he was on his STAG im Vegas. aaaand he continued to text her for a couple of weeks after until she blocked him because she didn't want to get mixed up with a soon to be married man.... aaaaand a month later she was in the shops and saw his face plastered all over hello magazine with his beautiful bride. His childhood sweetheart.
It's....... Theo Walcott.