Sean Pratt #3 Sean sweetie, stick to getting a stiffy in your cheap pants

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Zantezoo

Zantezoo

Thanks to @fadeitn for the title.
Hope I’ve summarised below. Here we go thread 3....

He’s still a c*nt.
He’s happy.
Still claiming to be 6ft...don’t mention his height though, it upsets his family.
He’s happy.
He’s moving to an apartment in Manchester but as a serious business man, he’s also buying a house in Nuneaton.
He’s happy.
Still using the pump and meeting men for kicks (theirs or his 🤔) in hotel rooms.
He’s happy.
Disappointingly he didn’t swing by in thread 2 neither did his friends.
He’s happy.
Still importing China’s finest pants.
He’s happy.
Still touting the sex work on Twitter @onlyfansalpha
He’s happy.
Who could forgot his cowboy antics 🤠
He’s happy.
He’s about the head in his 4th holiday during the pandemic.
Still a serial pumper
Did I mentioned he’s happy?
 
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Aleesha

Zantezoo said:
Thanks to @fadeitn for the title.
Hope I’ve summarised below. Here we go thread 3....

He’s still a c*nt.
He’s happy.
Still claiming to be 6ft...don’t mention his height though, it upsets his family.
He’s happy.
He’s moving to an apartment in Manchester but as a serious business man, he’s also buying a house in Nuneaton.
He’s happy.
Still using the pump and meeting men for kicks (theirs or his 🤔) in hotel rooms.
He’s happy.
Disappointingly he didn’t swing by in thread 2 neither did his friends.
He’s happy.
Still importing China’s finest pants.
He’s happy.
Still touting the sex work on Twitter @onlyfansalpha
He’s happy.
Who could forgot his cowboy antics 🤠
He’s happy.
He’s about the head in his 4th holiday during the pandemic.
Still a serial pumper
Did I mentioned he’s happy?
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Love this! So he's happy then????
 
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mediocrehouseplant

mediocrehouseplant

Zantezoo said:
Thanks to @fadeitn for the title.
Hope I’ve summarised below. Here we go thread 3....

He’s still a c*nt.
He’s happy.
Still claiming to be 6ft...don’t mention his height though, it upsets his family.
He’s happy.
He’s moving to an apartment in Manchester but as a serious business man, he’s also buying a house in Nuneaton.
He’s happy.
Still using the pump and meeting men for kicks (theirs or his 🤔) in hotel rooms.
He’s happy.
Disappointingly he didn’t swing by in thread 2 neither did his friends.
He’s happy.
Still importing China’s finest pants.
He’s happy.
Still touting the sex work on Twitter @onlyfansalpha
He’s happy.
Who could forgot his cowboy antics 🤠
He’s happy.
He’s about the head in his 4th holiday during the pandemic.
Still a serial pumper
Did I mentioned he’s happy?
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Can I add:

--- travelled to Turkey for unnecessarily fluorescent teeth à la Ross (they even glow in the dark, as evidenced on Insta posts), and convinced his current gullible GF that she also needed them, although her teeth were lovely

--- has been posting Insta essays on COVID19 about how scientists and the govt are wrong and we're all sheep for wearing masks and he's soooooooooo clever because he ~tHiNkS fOr HiMsElF~ while we all baaaaa away under our masks

--- has also been posting Insta essays about his undying love for Olivia, who no doubt will be blasted all over SM as abusive and scum of the earth in six months time

--- has also been posting Insta essays about "troll" websites (i.e. Tattle: hi Sean! thanks for reading here) and ~hOw MuCh ThEy DoN't BoThEr HiM~ cos we're all sad wankers or similar (bit hypocritical there Sean, don't you think?)

--- films himself driving and complains he's being "trolled" when people ask him WTF he thinks he's doing (see point above)

--- deletes online evidence of his escorting ways after reading someone posting about it on here

--- speaking of sad wankers, crashed Olivia's girls night out so he could A)keep an eye on her and B)hang out with a group of people 10-12 years younger than him, possibly trying to absorb their yoof through osmosis (a word he can't spell and definitely couldn't provide a definition for)

--- continues to travel and not comply with any regulations; next trip is Rome for more potential foot fun and group shower wanking

--- HE IS HAPPY BTW
 
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Bards85

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does this not look exactly like his ridiculous bulge pants hes always trying to flog?
 
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Yel

Yel

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Can I add that he's also refusing to admit he ever recorded stories while driving. Instead keeps saying it was using a handsfree attached to the vent, which is obviously as lie as the angle was totally wrong and the phone moved hundreds of degrees while in a handsfree 😆. He's not bright enough to understand that using a handsfree while recording yourself and staring at yourself on the screen is still very much still reckless driving without due care and attention.
 
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mediocrehouseplant

mediocrehouseplant

Yel said:
Can I add that he's also refusing to admit he ever recorded stories while driving. Instead keeps saying it was using a handsfree attached to the vent, which is obviously as lie as the angle was totally wrong and the phone moved hundreds of degrees while in a handsfree 😆. He's not bright enough to understand that using a handsfree while recording yourself and staring at yourself on the screen is still very much still reckless driving without due care and attention.
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I just edited my post to include a mention of the driving, but you've nailed it here!
 
SpellingBea

SpellingBea

He’s gone on an Instagram stories rant about masks 😂 he reaaaally thinks he is God’s gift to science doesn’t he.

He is so so selfish and so entitled, I really can’t stand him. He makes my blood boil.
 
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Aleesha

SpellingBea said:
He’s gone on an Instagram stories rant about masks 😂 he reaaaally thinks he is God’s gift to science doesn’t he.

He is so so selfish and so entitled, I really can’t stand him. He makes my blood boil.
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Omg same. He repeats himself a lot too and goes on and on and on about the law. It's like he's trying to convince himself that he's right lol

Omg what has she got on? I'm surprised he's let her out without supervision lol

So hold on he's packing and she's out getting pissed. Thought they did everything together

Also why do they have to declare their love like they're the 1st people to have found love. Do they even tell each other or just read the posts lol
 
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Gingercream

Aleesha said:
Omg same. He repeats himself a lot too and goes on and on and on about the law. It's like he's trying to convince himself that he's right lol

Omg what has she got on? I'm surprised he's let her out without supervision lol

So hold on he's packing and she's out getting pissed. Thought they did everything together

Also why do they have to declare their love like they're the 1st people to have found love. Do they even tell each other or just read the posts lol
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I wonder if he knows what she’s wearing 🙄

Cloff said:
Might be a bit naive but how does he have a body like that with his diet??
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Steroids
 
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Mammaknows

Someone put a post on here about a naked child on Olivias page? Did she have dark hair ? I’m concerned it’s a child I know ! 😡
 
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