Scousebirdblogs #26 Leaving on a Jeff plane

[MariellaMac86]

Have I just seen right sat there discussing that poor little girl (that by all accounts she’s only just noticed) with Kanye belting out YOU LISTEN TO THAT BITCH? dear Christ I don’t even know what to say

I am convinced there is something not quite right there you know. I don’t think there’s any other rational explanation for half this stuff

 

[Sk8rBoi]

Where does she say she's struggling in the UK?

Move to Italy impending.

She's on the grief bandwagon. Donate some of your money to the Rhys Jones Foundation Jeff. Some of those Tory profits from your 'F*cktheS*n' necklaces maybe?

Fully expecting this and she’ll set up a tat stall called Il Scouseizi Birdzi Shope in Rome selling Lenor, Daz, Flash and other English cleaning products for mega euros

 

[Vixen88]

i cant tell if this was real because its been deleted if it was, and some funny fuckers on here.
Our Jeff must have contacted her.
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As hilarious as it is for us DABs, the person will have meant Jeff Bezos and not wanting to order from Amazon.

 

[mchammerr]

I’m from liverpool and find it quite odd I’ll be honest?!! Thanks for the explanation !

If any other country lost their monarch/president etc would you find it odd that some people were upset? I’m not - but I get that someone people are, everyone has different opinions

The thing that’s upsetting me is the sad songs constantly on the radio, I cried a river yesterday sad songs just get me upset

Meff thinks the nation mourning is odd, I think scranning arse in the sniper position is odd. We are not the same.

 

[Sk8rBoi]

Yeah not wanting to speak to a taxi driver is generally just not wanting to speak to a taxi driver as you can’t be arsed with small talk. Don’t get me wrong there are people out there with genuine social anxiety where it would be a massive hurdle just to even get in the taxi. Guess the lines for Jeff have been blurred again like socialism and communism

 

[OliveOil2020]

Denim jacket with white fur trim and Garth from Wayne’s world hair for my outfit

Available now… spotted at the market in Towyn!!!!

 

[Tomi2015]

Actually feel a twat for her. Stomping through town like a fucking buffalo to go and open the piss alley shop of shite when everyone else is closed. Cunt

 

[MaybeItsMaybelline]

Remember when she said she was too busy to work in the shop…oh how the mighty have fallen!

Remember when she said she was leaving social media and we wouldn’t see her face anymore on the scouse bird account

 

[Tomi2015]

I don’t know why I’m still shocked by her antics but that footballer donation situation… do you think she wakes up and thinks “how can I disrespect people today?”

Horrible, nasty creature. I honestly don’t know why anyone still likes her

Im tying to work out if she is bullshitting about the donation, why would Geoff Pike ex West Ham player be walking down piss allley and give to her, when if he is here for Sunday’s game against Everton would he not donate to Fans supporting Foodbanks at the ground. Not that it matters as its a lovely generous donation but being a ex-footballer you would think thats more relatable.

Or Everton In The Community
She tells that many lies, she probably confuses herself

Remember the absolute whopper she told about going in to Maricourt and talking to the kids.

 

[cbdgummybear]

Long time lurker here..really getting fed up of the constant Tory crap she spouts on about so joined just to have my rant. There’s only so much you can go on about hating the tories without sounding like you’re overcompensating for something.. ie, being a tory!
How much of the money does she earns from those sales does she donate to charities for people struggling thanks to the tories? How often does she join activists?
She sends my head west with it all. Why not get herself some good publicity and use the money she gains from the sales of her Tory tat to at least put to good use and help people struggling? I’ve never known anything like it.

Welcome to the DABS side! Spot on. I imagine there’s hundreds more like you that lurk and dying to say something, but sooner people feel a bit sly for saying something. Nah! She’s a massive Tory!!

did you see she posted the enough is enough March leaflet, but hasn’t mentioned fuck all before? Let’s see if she turns up today at st George’s plateau, showing support.
Nah, she’ll be at some sweaty Instagram cafe trying to get a free muffin and offer a gobble to the owner

 

[observerisshe]

Did Jeff let him touch her poom poom? 🫣

 

[cbdgummybear]

Walked down piss alley before after getting back from Wembley and noticed the new stock outside, ready for the shelves in the morning

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Howling at her on Twitter ‘I’ve had to get my solicitors involved’ like she’s some big celeb than tags the worst Mickey Mouse looking company ever

 

[Tomi2015]

In David Attenborough voice …” and here we have a wild Jeffrey on the hunt for dick”

 

[SaintLeo]

it’s everything I despise about her, her complete inability to register other peoples points of view and feelings

That’s exactly the problem for me too. She’s more than entitled to her own opinion on the Queen and the monarchy in general. What she’s not entitled to do is to sarcastically/passive aggressively dismiss other peoples opinions and suggest that anyone who feels differently from her has no compassion for people who are struggling.

If our Steph wants to see performative behaviour maybe she should look back over her own stories, maybe while she’s enjoying the presumably free food she gets to promote Hello Fresh?

 

[Tomi2015]

The whole situation with her is weird as fuck. She left home at 16. She doesn’t seem to mention her parents or family at all, yet she hangs round in her ex’s mas kitchen and takes selfies in her underwear in said ex’s mas bedroom. (complete with jam rag showing) . She hasn’t got a maternal bond with her own daughter. Maybe her mother was the same and she’s deflecting it on to Cora. Her so called friends seem to come and go ( haven’t seen NMH for a while). Going out to town with a kid of about 16 who also seems to have done one. She hangs on to men, I mean she actually clings onto them until they get wise to her and bin her off (no mention of fat Rowe for a long time). The staff in her piss alley bazaar don’t stay long. Strange behavior. I think this time next year, Carlisi will just be another notch on the bed post.

 

[Sir John Elton]

I bet if Cora does little plays and shows in school that she is the only cunt of a mother that doesn’t go to watch them. She’s fucking vile. Fucking off abroad every other week. Why the fuck did she even have a child? She hasn’t got a maternal bone in her body. She fucking winds me up so much. Some women can only dream of being mothers and they can’t have kids for whatever reason. Fucking shameless skank. And she reckons we’re jealous of her? Who’d be jealous of a narcissistic, self centered twat? And if the sad little jefflets don’t see anything wrong in her attitude then they are just as bad as her. I suppose the week holiday she has with her once a year will happen soon. She’ll be dick hunting, complaining about everything, be constantly yapping complete and utter boring drivel into her phone and Cora will be lashed in kids club. Fucking bad crank

Couldn’t have put it better

she goes on about being a proper scouser , and let me tell you this for free. No scouse ma would desert their child like she does . Omg we all have to be dselfish at some point in our lives , but her levels are unprecedented. She is extremely classless and clueless.

 

[Tomi2015]

Champagne socialist more like or rather Lambrini socialist cos that’s more on her level

Don’t forget we’re all jealous trolls. That’s what these pathetic so called influencers call anyone who has them sussed for the cunts they are and don’t climb up their arses. They don’t like the truth. Well here’s some truths jeff. You’re a fucking slut and a pathetic excuse for a mother. You put cock and profit before your own child. Imagine when she’s older and she finds out her mum sold her socks to perverts, you got an STD because you had unprotected sex with a bloke you’d known for 5 minutes, or when the kids at school start ripping her because of your vile mouth and behaviour. You’d sell your soul (and possibly your body, only fans incoming I bet) for money and free stuff. The only time you actually interact with your beautiful little girl is when your getting something free. You’ve got the morals of a sewer rat ( sorry sewer rats for insulting you). Nearly 26000 comments calling you out for the creature you are but you don’t give a fuck. You’re a has been love

I bet more than half the people who follow her can’t fucking stand her and with the copious amounts of bots she has, not many do actually like her except the hardcore Jefflets. How many people have come on here because they’ve got fed up with her fucking arrogance, smugness and her super inflated ego?

 

[Brooke Davis]

I saw her last night in town and she looks proper haggard in real life, still a bad mess. Her and that guy were just sat together outside with faces like smacked arses

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

I hope this thread picks up again. Nothing less than she deserves the filthy bastard