Scousebird Blogs #7 Rimming Rowe and Tory behaviour, has Bonmarchè as her new neighbour

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SpiceWeasel

Love the title well done @oczymlody I was going to have a crack at making it but I'm a shithouse and chickened out as I'm guaranteed to fuck it up
 
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Scousebird0924

Pumpkin spice making its 2nd day appearance and as if people are buying the shit October’s normally our quiet month cackle cackle cackle we’re so busy!! Of course you are Never see any of her out going orders waiting to be posted or anything she’s such a bullshitter xx loving the new thread guys well done jimmy
 
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oczymlody

RECAP TIME
-Steph’s moving her shop to central town, as per DAB title, it’s actually on one of those street by Slaters and the casino, perfect territory for an al fresco rimming sesh
-#wherescora ? The search continues
-Steph used to vote Tory and openly defended Jimmy Carr for his tax avoidance but ‘fuck the tories’ hun
-Steph flouted Tier 3 rules to go to spitroast for a rimming sesh with the ‘well known’ comedian Adam Rowe (the one who publically humiliated a girl in McDonalds) she bragged in her stories but then got all defensive once questioned. She also accepted free food in a pandemic for ‘promo’
-Steph opened a food bank drop off after people here mentioned that she’d opened one after the election and it went to nothing. Now she’s got a queue out of her shop HAHAHAH!!
-Steph has turned over a million in her shop of tatt (apparently)
-Steph continues to be a crusty cow and has been seen in the same Halloween jumper since mid September
 
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oczymlody

Dictonary:
DAB- Dusty arsed bitches (name Steph gave us and we wear with pride)
#wherescora - hashtag coined to search for stephs daughter, who never seems to be with her
Rimming- as a part of her quirky and cool edge Steph likes to claim she enjoys eating arse on the regular.

To note-
-Steph made fun of Claudia winkleman and proudly has it in her bio as it made TV
-Steph made a joke out of Caroline Flack but when she died called for trolls to be jailed
-Steph used to have the circle of show which publicly shamed girls for their clothing choices. But was fuming when the Daily Mail photographed her, didn’t know who she was and she belonged in her own circle of show
 
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justthoughtidcomeon

I bet she stinks of BO and perfume. I’m not gonna say I’ve never thrown on last nights top to do the school run, but I wouldn’t prance around on Instagram lives and go to work in yesterday’s clobber
She was festering in her pit in that jumper yesterday too.
 
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Beepbeepfiat500

Nahla_ said:
I bet she stinks of BO and perfume. I’m not gonna say I’ve never thrown on last nights top to do the school run, but I wouldn’t prance around on Instagram lives and go to work in yesterday’s clobber
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there used to be a mum at my kids school who wore the SAME spongebob onsie to drop her kids off every morning....I can’t help but feel sweaty SteFANNY would so be a spongeBob onsie mum.....if she ever did the school run that is!
 
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justthoughtidcomeon

Beepbeepfiat500 said:
there used to be a mum at my kids school who wore the SAME spongebob onsie to drop her kids off every morning....I can’t help but feel sweaty SteFANNY would so be a spongeBob onsie mum.....if she ever did the school run that is!
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Hahaha good point. Bet Cora’s teachers couldn’t pick cora’s ma out from a line up.
 
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SpiceWeasel

Beepbeepfiat500 said:
there used to be a mum at my kids school who wore the SAME spongebob onsie to drop her kids off every morning....I can’t help but feel sweaty SteFANNY would so be a spongeBob onsie mum.....if she ever did the school run that is!
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Spongebob onesie for the school run, I can't even
 
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