Scousebird Blogs #21 inspector Jeff, reading tattle like a meff

[cbdgummybear]

Rather take babysitting advice from the McCanns

Jeff did on her holidays. 2am she left her in the room, wasn’t it? When she went to kick off to herself about towels on sunloungers. I miss the holiday crank episodes

 

[QueenBarb2]

the parrots on that shit chandelier I’m dead

 

[Melj71]

She does look a little bit like one of those sun damage scans.

 

[Houseofbunny]

Yeah Jeff, my mother in law is dying and on end of life care. It's laugh a fucking minute.

Also, her comments 'you may have seen on my stories one or 2 weeks ago....' So this lady was that much of a friend that you can't remember exactly when she died?

 

[gigi_93]

My mates & I couldn’t get in Leaf a few weeks back as we hadn’t booked. It’s been a regular haunt of ours for years. A smug bloke basically laughed in our faces and said no booking, no table.
If they’d rather entertain the likes of Meffany on a freebie than look after long term loyal customers, they can shove their over priced pretentious avocado on toast up their fucking arses.
You’ll find me over the road in Cafe Tabac having a blast!

Anywhere that does this now with “influencers” I make sure to leave them a 1 star negative review on every platform I can find. Nothing annoys me more

 

[Dwight]

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Saw that newest little tattle mention... can't even keep up with her own bullshit can she ffs. She's been on here reading comments, but she doesn't do that because her mates send her them, but she's been on here but she never comes on here, she hasn't for years in fact - three years to be exact, since she got her own thread.................

Also her absolute lie about the new occupiers of that old shop telling a customer "she moved to town, what are you on about? She's smashed it" ......did they yeah Steph? Then what did they do? A fucking jig on the spot in your honour?? Told the customer to go fuck themselves and pissed on them?? So they're taking a page out of the Steph "how to treat your customers like a shite while being snotty rat & resembling a fucking fridge" book, like? Yeah highly doubt that.

Honestly who even fucking cares if the shop is successful? I mean, I deffo don't buy it, but even if it was successful, it's a feckin souvenir shop with the words cunt and fanny plastered all over the shop (literally) ...she acts like she's reached some unattainable dizzy height of success for running an actual respectable and valued business worthy of praise or envy. No love, you supply novelty items and utter tack, for 3x the price you'll find it anywhere else (Tory behaviour). Congratulations you absolute pioneer of piss alley.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

She needs fucking boxing going out dressed like that. I’m still not over it. The audacity of this cunt continuing to refer to herself as SCOUSE BIRD. Get the fuck outta here Jeffery

 

[Asevithankstome2]

If your mum was taking your daughter to see the Blackpool lights and you used to love it as a child, wouldn’t you go with your own child to see her excitement at them? Or does that only apply to mums who care for their children. Not our meffany, she’s happier exposing her monster munch feet while videoing the hammer house of taste horror getting decorated. Fuck me, if I lived in that road and saw that shit going up I’d be putting my house on the market

 

[lipschitz]

I attended the funeral yesterday and I knew Jennie very well … i stood with the family and I saw the pain her poor parents and siblings I saw her friends yesterday in church being held up when their legs buckled and all her members of her yoga studio sobbing
Yet this piece of actual shit turned up late with her new fella who runs Carlisi on Dale Street ( who brings someone they have been dating a week) she threw on the fake tears once again as the coffin was lifted … you would expect nothing else from her
@Lucyloos i think I was sat with you yesterday actually
As Jennie’s friend and @Lucyloos will agree we are all disgusted in her behaviour and how she’s carried on over losing our friend not hers our friend
She hadn’t bothered with Jennie since Jennie gave up old scouse bird and that’s all she seems to want to discuss
Not that Jennie was a nurse, a lecturer in marketing had to masters degrees, was the best trainer you could meet and Jeff isn’t even worthy to speak her name
She did not ask permission from the family to share the link for the memorial page and her family are not happy with her at all
I am in the verge of saying something to her but Jennie would say leave it! She was so nice
and had a heart of gold! Jeff is a disgusting human being and I will have my day with her
Until then trolls boycott Carlisi Dale street

So sorry she’s used your pain for content. Your friend sounds like one hell of a woman.

I guess we now know why she’s learning Italian.

 

[justhavinganoseynow]

I only discovered tattle because she mentioned it on her stories the other week. I replied to one where she was speaking for the whole of Liverpool about being
Socialists and the Tory catering saga.... anyway she’s removed me from her following stupid bitch. Doesn’t represent my views whatsoever. And I’ve only just realised so obviously not arsed.

 

[Tomi2015]

Eethen me shoofes haff got a tenth

The annoying lisp she puts on because she thinks it makes her sound girly and cute. Your a fucking behemoth Jeff. Nothing in the entire solar system and beyond will make you cute

 

[Sk8rBoi]

Hob-nobbing with the A-list elite there Jeff. No wonder we’re all jealous of her!

Well you know what Jeff always says, times are hard and arses to scran are few, business’ beware I want a freebie from you

 

[ScaryMary85]

I’ve been gone for a few months but just read through the last few days. Can someone explain the boycotting italian thing to me I’m way behind please dabs.

also has anyone ever seen her Pinterest, she has a board called “scouse bird does fashion”… its satire surely

Oh my god this Pinterest is absolute gold. What a find laughing my head off. How did anyone ever think she was relatable?? The absolute kip of her

Anyone need a new profile pic? I'll just leave this here.

 

[Sir John Elton]

Only bird she is getting called is big bird

WHO DA FUQ wears a pink summer dress , with a burnt orange fur coat , black 60 denier tights and winter boots

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

@Bonmarche you been leaving reviews again

WHO TAKES A RANDOM PLUS 1 TO A FUCKING STRANGERS FUNERAL

Fucking sick that isn’t it, and she’s got the cheek to call other people ‘not well’

When my nan died I’d been with my fella 4 months (it’s now been donkeys years) and he only came to the wake coz he didn’t wanna intrude. She is so fucking bizarre

Thread suggestion - Lucky new man gets taken to a funeral and the caravan

Every woman every Dab, join the caravan of loveeeeee

 

[Naturally Plump Lips]

Just putting this receipt here in case her insurance company want to see it

 

[Dabbyhand]

Maybe it's just me but whenever she's talking about anything, this breast cancer event, Claire's Law and I swear loads of other sad or horrible things...she aaaaalways has a smirk on her face or looks smug. It may not be on purpose... but yeah I just can never take her seriously.

 

[Tomi2015]

Eeee.. She’ll be back into sniper position but with this foodie guy every night the dirty fucking slap head

Jeff has gone after more rings than sonic the hedgehog

 

[lipschitz]

Imagine winning the womb lottery , having a Crosby post code , but your ma not interested in you so being shipped off to County Road whilst your ma goes out in her frock from 2013 and sleeps in a hotel in town

arlarse

I shouldn’t laugh but this cracked me up
It’s alright Cora, ‘I’m dead sound, I’m from L4’ too.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Sorry but what a cheeky cunt crying her eyes out over someone she hasn’t bothered with for years. Fuck your insincere sympathy jeff, stop attention seeking and have some respect for Jen’s family. And maybe get a proper fucking wash while you’re at it

I didn’t know her but my fella did from school and said she was lovely. So cruel, her poor kids