proud for her, I always either looked streaky or it just had zero effect at all
I looked like one of those kids who got turned orange by drinking too much sunny delightproud for her, I always either looked streaky or it just had zero effect at all
Me too!Aww don't worry I'm not a Scouser either! Have been to Liverpool many a time though, a night out there will take years off your lifelots of the DABs aren't Scousers, we are all just here for the sheow that is Jeff!
Probably best I've never been for a night out then lol 34 going on 84 here, it's a Friday night, I'm in the bath (NOT EATING) and reading thread 5.
Laughed out loud at the part about the little staples bleeping off to bed
I've wanted to come for the longest time. I am super curious about the smell of the Dock Road now mind. I hope I don't get coronavirus and lose my ability to smell anything except candles and over priced lenor before I come.The res
It's The Real Slim Shady, YASSSSS another fave
Ya deffo need to visit(post COVID obvs
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I feel like I look like this when I go out last minute and don’t get my makeup doneOmfg love all of this!one of my fave instagrammers does a 90s makeup tutorial like if youtubers existed and fuckin hell it's hysterical
Edited to add the vid: even down to the body glitter and takin a pic on ya Kodak camera
I might ring them on my mum. I'm still not over her asking if I wanted a scousebird diary for crimbo
You're not! I'm an '88 babyOh god please don't tell me I'm the only 30+ DAB?
Say it ain't so!
Sandra! I love herI went to the Grafton when they revived it and it was about 13 quid to get in and ya could drink as much as ya wanted.....but unfortunately ya spent most of the night trying to elbow dickheads out of the way to get to the bar cos they'd just pack yas in like sardines so by the end of the night you didn't even have even a little alcohol buzz on, so titand if you were there on a Fri night the pleasure rooms dj would be upstairs, the really annoying one that would do tit rhymes over the mic like a scouse Scooter when all ya wanted to do was listen to the fuckin song
"Walla-walla-bee-bee, ooh ya got a flea-flea, gonna get fucked up in an air b&b-bee wah wah wah" STFU I'm tryin to listen to the Superman remix ya bellend
Always wanted to go the Paradox but was way too far out for us to be assed to go
Think Ca Va is still there. When I didnt used to work Mondays many moons ago me and Mr B used to do Sunday drinking sessions in town, we'd go to the Rev in St Peter's Square for shots then hit the hard-core tequila slammers in Ca Va cos of the massive wall of different flavours. When I was younger and I could actually hold me liquor likenow it would be a case of 1 tequila, 2 tequila.....swerve the 3rd tequila, FLOOR!
Yesssss, its Bodyworks 2 now and it's down the side of the Tesco express on mount pleasant. Apart from one she's done all my piercings down the years, would never go to anyone else she's deffo the best imo
Noóooo it's my name is from the slim shady LPForgot about Dre
Oh duck it's the real slim shady from the Marshall Mathers LP. I'll see myself outForgot about Dre
non Scouse DABS- other bars are availableThe smell of the Dock Road is nasty, I can't even compare it to anything except maybe a bit like that fart gas you could buy in joke shopsMe too!
I've wanted to come for the longest time. I am super curious about the smell of the Dock Road now mind. I hope I don't get coronavirus and lose my ability to smell anything except candles and over priced lenor before I come.
The sweater shop!!!! Oh my god!! Pure flashbacks! Shelley shoes for school tooI’m in the granny gang . Old enough to remember Wade Smith, The Sweater Shop and Bon Bon trackies. Took my stuff to school in a Morgan de toi bag and thought I’d made it when I had some keks from kookai!
What’s Jeffs obsession with the raz? I went once with some student mates and that was enough
I might ring them on my mum. I'm still not over her asking if I wanted a scousebird diary for crimbo
You're not! I'm an '88 baby
Sandra! I love her
Noóooo it's my name is from the slim shady LP
Oh duck it's the real slim shady from the Marshall Mathers LP. I'll see myself out
I know a couple of people that thought it's from forgot about Dre cos it mentions Dre so they automatically go to that song.Oh god no! Me and me mate were in the Pleasurerooms once and it was so packed we had to wait to get up the stairs. As soon as they give the nod all of us just surged forward and me mate nearly got knocked the duck out by a girl and her shoulder bag and ended up sprawled like a spatchcock chicken at the bottom of the stairs and nearly got trampledI mainly graced the pole in popworld but I don't live in Liverpool anymore, not been into town for years! I'm married to a scouser though so still got ties. I went to the grafton years ago and slipped down the stairs, it was grim.
The smell of the Dock Road is nasty, I can't even compare it to anything except maybe a bit like that fart gas you could buy in joke shops
I was tryin to get her up at the same time as everyone was just whizzing past like some pissed Usain Bolts it was just utter fuckin chaos I probably queued up for the loos with her!Omg you’re gonna hate me for saying this but you prob know my mum
The Hippodrome!!!Was that the Hippodrome or the Buzz lol
Hahaha I always used to beg to go with my dad when he was going out with his mates in Manchester when I was like 4 and was proper offended when he said noOmg you’re gonna hate me for saying this but you prob know my mum
still don’t see what the problem was 
I’m so old I remember Benetton and The Sock Shop. For school it was deffo Head bags and if you were really making a point that you didn’t wanna bring your books, you’d use the detachable bit which basically contained scrunchies and a bottle of Exclamation!I’m in the granny gang . Old enough to remember Wade Smith, The Sweater Shop and Bon Bon trackies. Took my stuff to school in a Morgan de toi bag and thought I’d made it when I had some keks from kookai!
What’s Jeffs obsession with the raz? I went once with some student mates and that was enough
God I loved my Head bag! Used to think it was the dogs dangly bits but as ya said never had more than a spray and bobbles in it but I was SOOOOOO BOSSSSS
Yeah god she listens to Eminem ALL THE TIME just like she listens to Nirvana ALL THE TIME which she pointed out by having their most well known song on in the shop on a morning a few weeks back. Even Nirvana hated that song
and my laptop being as riddled as Jeff with viral infections from Limewire 
