I’m beginning to think I need a home office to run my Tattle account fromso I’m going to move my children into the walk in wardrobe in a triple bunk.
I mean I need my own space for all the snarking I have to do! Busy busy boss lady!
The kids will understand, we are VIPs.Im shoving my 3 in the downstairs loo. Plenty room in there for them, and I obviously NEED a home office. Come on. Couldn’t possibly just yknow, sit on my phone on the sofa....
*gifted* motivational postersYou'll definitely need some cactus, rose gold and some motivational prints for when you are ignoring the noise coming from the shed.
desenio gifted posters!*gifted* motivational posters
I think she's definitely gonna be pregnant soon. She keeps doing all these 'im not pregnant' posts.Christ all mighty she’s dumb
“Here’s a 4D scan photo of my son and I’m shocked at how much it looks like...... my son”
Fucking hell.
Well she normally sends him to bed without giving him a damn thing so....4 bits of pasta for Lachlan for dinner. Isn't he a lucky boy
It's just so selfish and lazy of her not to give him anything. She already said he's tired from nursery so maybe a little bit of toast or a ham sandwich might help him to get through to bed time.Well she normally sends him to bed without giving him a damn thing so....
It was probably just the bit that Isla didn’t want though....
Oh yes, you are so right because she loves the Scandi look so much. Spitting feathers that the military quarters don't take into account her need to keep up with the latest trend for home office and room for tent beds.Sarah will regret the bunk beds when all the other instamum kids are getting mattresses on the floor with tents!
She always has to follow the others.
When my little girl was in nursery all day I’d always give her a little something when she came home. Cheese & crackers or even just a bit of bread & butter. She ate her dinner at 4 which I think is pretty much the norm so I wouldn’t expect her to go from 4pm until morning with nothing to eat. How can she expectIt's just so selfish and lazy of her not to give him anything. She already said he's tired from nursery so maybe a little bit of toast or a ham sandwich might help him to get through to bed time.
Or a family coffee date while our child is at nursery.When my little girl was in nursery all day I’d always give her a little something when she came home. Cheese & crackers or even just a bit of bread & butter. She ate her dinner at 4 which I think is pretty much the norm so I wouldn’t expect her to go from 4pm until morning with nothing to eat. How can she expect
Or sometimes we have a full blown family coffee date with the favourite child while the other one is restrained in his buggy asleep
Like we have to believe he purposely scratched Isla. Which in my opinion deserves a time out not being sent to bed!Wait up guys
We are apparently to believe that Lachlan has been munching the middles out of the strawberries, then putting them back for Mama to find....
Sure Sarah. Sure.
What a ridiculous story to make up about your child just to have something to post about him on Instagram.
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