Sarah This Mama Life #13 A keyworker she is (K)not, but she is slowly losing the plot.

[Penelope Strawberry]

Am I missing something with the Sofas, did she not just buy that pink one a few weeks ago?!

The pink sofa is an "interim sofa" while she waited on her other new sofa to arrive.

 

[superxo1]

The ancient languages of the MIDDLE EAST and the far off lands of AYE-KAYYYYYY-YAHHHHHHHHH

fluent in insta hun spiel too.

 

[Veronica]

Rob is dragging the kids around in the gifted blanket!!! (£120.00 blanket)!!

 

[frostily]

What gets me is these are the HIGHLIGHTS she chooses to share! At this point her account is pure parody.

Yes these are the “five minutes” of the day she deems interesting enough to share

 

[Peachbomb]

Shame that it’s a manky old doughnut from yesterday.......

At least it’s not a doughnut she found down the beach.

 

[FraggleRock]

£15 on bin bags?! She got more money than sense!!

I have a simple human bin, and normal bin bags bloody fit in them, spending £15 on branded bin bags is fucking ridiculous

 

[Pushyplumb]

Well done Gusto
We'll see her jumping ship to Hello Fresh now.

 

[ChrissyPoo]

Has she got L off today then? Or is he being abandoned at nursery a little later?

If she was 20 minutes early, why didn't she just walk?

 

[frostily]

L in the park?
I’m getting paranoid - what if she’s restricting her stories trying to weed out who comments on here to figure out who we are

 

[Lilybobtail]

How much was it if they gave her 25quid off....you've been done hen!

 

[BettyCrocker]

Of course he has, story of him leaving the house before 8 this morning

She will be in a good mood today, just wait for it.....

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

So I can see her Instagram but can’t see her stories or comment ....petty bitch. If I met her in real life I wouldn’t even get out of first gear ...my DH said she looks gormless and the hubby’s a tool...

 

[Peachbomb]

Don’t forget the fake chimney being built so they can have more shelving in their fake alcoves!!!

Ooh yes! She will need loads of wee cuties to go on there haha!

 

[sully25]

Does she only know how to operate the oven and how to cook if it comes in a big red box with a instruction card asking for a friend

 

[Penelope Strawberry]

I’m going to sound horrible here but ‘Is’ is not a natural ballerina

She's about as graceful as her mama.

 

[GiggleBee]

Has L not got a present then?

I doubt it

 

[Pagger]

Why wouldn't she google it 12 months ago?

 

[Lilybobtail]

Where is the rest of her fruit and veg! I have one 4 year old and go through twice as much on her alone never mind us!!

 

[FraggleRock]

She just can’t let her own activities go. How many of us have not done something for ourselves (workout, coffee, whatever) because the kids take priority?

Because she’s so selfish and everything is about her (in her head) she acts like she’s so hard done by, when she has such an easy life - has two kids but only parents one because the other is shoved in nursery!

 

[Georgethecat]

What was with the weird glove she was wearing? I give myself a facial every week and have never used a glove to apply products