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Sarah This Mama Life #13 A keyworker she is (K)not, but she is slowly losing the plot.
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Why the hell was she cracking up at Sinbad trying to find something to watch on the tv?! And lolāing at them both wearing grey?!
It must be laugh a minute round at the Bland Mansion
They are so fun and crazy!
It must be laugh a minute round at the Bland Mansion
They are so fun and crazy!What gets me is these are the HIGHLIGHTS she chooses to share! At this point her account is pure parody.Why the hell was she cracking up at Sinbad trying to find something to watch on the tv?! And lolāing at them both wearing grey?!
It must be laugh a minute round at the Bland Mansion
Is it me or is the lower box shelf not look level. The wall paint and the IKEA kallax look alike looks fine but the one with action figures looks off.
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Notice how his room is space themed because he is so into space but any toy accessories of his own are marvel.
I know whoās house Iād rather visit have a cup of tea with........ Sarah is mental!! Sorry but sheās not right! Also who follows her? sheās draining, boring and so unstable.
She is teasing us with the promise of some before and afters of the rushed house makeover. That will definitely give us a good laugh.
This is why Tattle is here, she puts it over as a few pennies ( Mrs Meldrum style) but itās actually a lot! Bunch of bloody dodgy sale reps, all of them
I thought it looked off too. I think it's the figures being in the box maybe? Those boxes look better with books in them. It looks odd having the action figures in there.
She needs to stop with the weight loss, her jaw is getting bigger and bigger.2 things:
1) whatās with the Angelina leg? (Makes a change from the trying-to-make-a-thigh-gap pose I suppose).
2) wearing her shoes upstairs on carpet, the mingerbet her kids are walking around barefoot and then getting in to bed.
Remember she blamed him for kicking her in the mouth when she clearly had lip filler!!!Blaming her child to cover up her being too lazy a cow to buy apples and cut them up herself for her child. Classic Thismamalife content
Difficult to tell as it looks like IKEA just threw up on the room. None of it works together.
But yes, looks wonky. Bet Sinbad will get the blame for that as well.
Yes these are the āfive minutesā of the day she deems interesting enough to share
This gets me too. If these are the best, most insta worthy moments (in her opinion) what the heck happens the rest of the time?! What an existenceYes these are the āfive minutesā of the day she deems interesting enough to share
Those box shelves look ridiculous especially next to the cube unit, she should have just got a couple of normal shelves for him. Always with the insta trends never whats practical or you know, actually looks good. Still can't get over her cut half tiles in the kitchen. 
Shes gonna head 'home' to scotland
Ā£700 per person on a holiday?! Is she really showing off about that now. Sheās just bought a house she seemingly hates and is spending a fortune redecorating.
This is the year that people have lost jobs, homes, businesses have folded etc and sheās considering spending thousands on a holiday. Keep it to yourself, Sarah. Itās just distasteful. Sheās always showing how much her furniture cost, expensive houses on Rightmove, thousands on builders etc.
This is the year that people have lost jobs, homes, businesses have folded etc and sheās considering spending thousands on a holiday. Keep it to yourself, Sarah. Itās just distasteful. Sheās always showing how much her furniture cost, expensive houses on Rightmove, thousands on builders etc.
Even with all of the things you mentioned sheās still miserable. Still wanting more and other things.
Have you noticed that she flaunts how much her grand plans cost, but how rarely they actually materialise? For instance going on about the quote for the carpenter for the weird fake fireplace that Rob is going to have a crack at himself now!
I really think she gives the impression that they're rolling in it, but it's all just Sarah's fantasy land.
She is tone deaf, constantly seeking approval from strangers over social media, striving (unsuccessfully) to be some sort of influencer and a shameless show off.
I donāt know who her friends are or how she is perceived with in local circles but she just appears to be completely unsatisfied.
This is a shame because they both have secure employment, a newly purchased home, the means to do work to the house and two happy and healthy children.
Iād absolutely put that money towards work for the house rather than a holiday.
But then itās perhaps she just wants to prance about in her bikini in warmer climes than a windy West Wittering beach!
I donāt know who her friends are or how she is perceived with in local circles but she just appears to be completely unsatisfied.
This is a shame because they both have secure employment, a newly purchased home, the means to do work to the house and two happy and healthy children.
Iād absolutely put that money towards work for the house rather than a holiday.
But then itās perhaps she just wants to prance about in her bikini in warmer climes than a windy West Wittering beach!
Good to see she's working really hard looking at holiday bookings.
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