Sarah This Mama Life #13 A keyworker she is (K)not, but she is slowly losing the plot.

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Yeah I honestly don’t know why she seriously thinks that anyone really cares about her boring vlogs from 3 months ago. Her family are boring, she’s boring, it will be nothing but borrriiiiinnngggg. Why bother?! I actually dunno why she bothers at all with vlogs - if there’s nothing interesting or out of the ordinary to fill it with it’s literally just watching another dull suburban family. It’s pointless.
 
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She honestly needs help. Shes living her life through other instahuns. No time or effort have gone into the kids or their rooms, they're all just part of the 'insta picture' but sadly Isla isnt an insta worthy girly girl and Lachlan in her eyes is 'naughty' so again not insta worthy.
 
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Her kitchen stories It’s just so wasteful and unnecessary... she only wants to stay a few years anyway. It is just too much for the space, and i like fluted glass, but it just doesn’t work in that space and will make it asymmetric
 
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I knwo ! Who is she apologising to exactly ?
Wonder if she is like this in her own day job, always on the back foot making excuses for not getting stuff done on time.
 
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What the actual fuck is that dry crap she’s eating tonight? Burnt tortillas and a chopped up salad tomato thrown on top. I need a litre of water just looking at it. Love how she thinks her meals will inspire people. And also love how she gets gousto or what ever it is and she still fucks it up!
 
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Oh seriously what the fuck is this meant to be!!!

some dry brown rancid looking nachos with a tomato quartered and thrown on it....

In what world is that nachos?!!!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with her?? Like seriously?!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if I put that out on the table for dinner my husband would think I was having some sort of joke with him.
 
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I’d be divorced if I presented that shite! How hard is it to fuck up nachos to that extent
 
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I’d be divorced if I presented that shite! How hard is it to fuck up nachos to that extent
I know right?! Like, nachos itself isn’t even cooking. It’s putting a few basic things in a dish and putting it under the grill. I honestly dunno how she can look at this shit she serves up and think it’s acceptable?!!!!!
 
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I know right?! Like, nachos itself isn’t even cooking. It’s putting a few basic things in a dish and putting it under the grill. I honestly dunno how she can look at this shit she serves up and think it’s acceptable?!!!!!
mans the best bit is, this is how shit her meals turn out when she is following a step by step guide from Gousto! Is the quartered tomato supposed to be salsa? I’m so confused
 
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That’s it- spunk thousands on quartz worktops but get your dopey husband to do the tiling...
 
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Just seen Emily Norris home account photos of one of her boys bedrooms. It’s exactly what Sarah has attempted to do in Lachlan’s. Is that what the big rush was? To get it done before Emily. I’m not a fan of the Norris family at all but they are actually taking their time and getting things done properly by the looks of it.

Lachlan’s room doesn’t look well done at all.
 
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The recipe is a Lean In 15 one ....I’d be lean in 15 as I wouldn’t eat that shit she presented ....Who in their right mind thinks that’s appealing and I’ll post it to social media ....no amount of boxed in extractor fans or quartz worktops is going to improve her cooking skills !
 
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She’s basically made chilli and deep fried some tortilla wraps, why do you need to pay for gousto to cook such a basic meal? Why cant you just pick the ingredients up from the supermarket?
Can’t see why anyone would chose something like nachos from there list of things to have? It’s so easy to do, and she even fucks that up, it’s looks cremated and so dry pretty sure Gousto won’t be resharing that story.

No, but at least she’ll have a pretty background to take pictures of her monstrosities on.
 
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Funnily enough I made the children chilli tonight with 2 kilos of mince and four different types of beans, spiced it myself. Put it over jackets with all the fixings ...they choose from a platter ...bacon, cheese, coleslaw, soured cream and tortilla chips plus a salad . Now have enough for nachos for Fajita Friday and enough to freeze for chilli another day ...I do have 5 kids but it’s economical, nutritious and most importantly...not fucking burnt! I’m not convinced with these Gusto boxes might work for couples ...unrealistic for a family with wee people or a hoard like mine !
 
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Will you adopt me please?
 
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