Sarah Burke #69 With Azip zip here and Azip zip there, Iโll wither ye all with my beauddiful Jewish hair
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I predict a loved up post of herself (the quiff will make an appearance) and Keith with a cheesy bolloky caption 
sheโs too predictable! Canโt wait to see this dress!
sheโs too predictable! Canโt wait to see this dress!
What dress will she go for????
Morticia Adams with a quiffI predict a loved up post of herself (the quiff will make an appearance) and Keith with a cheesy bolloky caption
I think she will go with the Coral dress, the one suited to someone who is slender and who's upper body is toned.
Generally drs don't take bloods on a Friday as the lab won't take them and they will be there all weekend... its Monday to Thursday for bloods generally
Iโd love to be a fly on the wall at that wedding hope all the bridesmaids are hotties just to anyone Miss ringlets herself thinking sheโs only beaudiful!
Any local news ...are the sisters gossiping in the salon !! I'm thinking she pulled out !
O to be a fly on the wall of that wedding reception
Iโd rather buy a dress thatโs too big and have it taken in than to be acting the eejit like this wan and trying to make it bigger
It's strange that there's no post up yet, for a woman that overshares the most inane, boring, inconsequential details of her life yet there's nothing today when there should actually be something to write home about.
Bet she will share a snap from the hospital 
My guess is there has been a meltdown of nuclear proportions. Mickey has packed his bags and taken his pedigree chum and legged it. Luke is in Sonic's sending subliminal messages on Lukoland for some one to come save him. The new azip and the old azip have burst and the slit has ripped up to her can be seen from outer space highlighted collar bone . Keets phone is going to explode from all the texts and phone calls. I feel a hospital visit coming
Is she embarrassed about her weight gain and that's why we have no photo yet? Yano if she just owned it and said I've put on stones she would be better off, no one would bat an eyelid but it's her arrogance and trying to pass her gut off as a cute baby bump is her downfall and just buy clothes that fit!!
I have the popcorn ready 
She's on a silent journey today guys.
There'll be nothing posted today then she'll do a post tomorrow saying how she only made the ceremony because she was so sick (probably has a stitch from wearing 6 bicycle shorts under her azippy dress to hold in her 'bumpy bump').
She'll tell of how Teet wanted to come back with her but she told him no but really Teet was delighted she buggered off because he doesn't like anyone, let alone her.
There'll be nothing posted today then she'll do a post tomorrow saying how she only made the ceremony because she was so sick (probably has a stitch from wearing 6 bicycle shorts under her azippy dress to hold in her 'bumpy bump').
She'll tell of how Teet wanted to come back with her but she told him no but really Teet was delighted she buggered off because he doesn't like anyone, let alone her.
Iโm with yaI have the popcorn ready
I'm nearly more excited about this wedding than my own 
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