Sallie Axl #59 please come back sallie, we love you, warts and all

[pussygolightly]

What in the universal credit is she wearing

 

[pussygolightly]

Oh my days … that lead isn’t even plugged into anything

 

[Lonewolf]

So our Sal went awol for a few days and had us worried sick but fear not she is back baby

Thread title winner was @WhatasadlifeJane, well done a crate of crab sticks are on the way

So where in the world is our favourite porta potty ???

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My thread suggestion had 50

Yous are all cunts

Hate it when people are sly behind ya back, not doing nothing for no1 no more, putting myself first from now on, don't trust any1



Nah well done @whatasadlittlelifejane_ yours was way funnier and I love you all really

 

[Stripper Vicar]

 

[Dramalama78]

no words

 

[the_moonins]

What are the Vengaboys doing there?!

 

[Its_Me]

As if being employed is a ‘con’ she’s thick as shit not every employee is on minimum wage and not every self employed is making mega money either. Both can have positives and negatives in terms of security.

 

[I am undercover]

How can she do the school run every day if she lives in TULUM?

she commutes from Tulum babes she’s a hard working mum x

 

[wiganuser]

Yeah, it was deffo a month where it was warm enough for illegal outdoor coked up raves.

I miss the days of her being off her tits by 9am after writing her daily goals on an A4 lined pad of paper at 5am

working out in fluffy boots

walking round Leeds looking over her shoulder every 5 farts

Remember when she befriended that salon foreign woman and they caused a load of shit

Aromat/5am club/bedsit/balaclava/baxel bean/hilton Liverpool custody val days were elite

 

[Stripper Vicar]

home is where my kids aren’t

 

[pussygolightly]

wtf did she cut her hair with … garden shears

 

[kermucklowe]

Because of retrograde (whatever the fuck that is) and making a list she's feeling great.

Shes making a list
Shes checking it twice
Off away soon
To be covered in shite

 

[Lonewolf]

Wtf has she got to go in a will??

Half a dozen cheap pairs of shein sunglasses
2 ton of Ali express shit blag outfits & shoes

Ffs Valerie just leave a note saying if you wana be buried or cremated simples

 

[Lonewolf]

Sorry @Lonewolf i totally missed yours when i was looking

Lets raise some scissors for what would have been a great title

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It's ok strip I've been consoling myself by snorting lines of aromat and necking bottles of red all the while denying my children exist

 

[Stripper Vicar]

She’s not even original, that fella filmed some other girl doing the same “dj” video back in May It looked much better too

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Thread suggestion: Superstar DJ? No, just a hoe on the snow

 

[pussygolightly]

Jesus Christ whoever posted this did her dirty .. she looks like a right twat

 

[Lyla001]

Have i just read this right? (Latest story). BIBLE STUDY. BIBLE STUDY !. Sallie Axl Shes finally fuckin lost it!

 

[Theyannoymetoo]

Right who’s gonna tell her…… ok I’ll do it. Sal you are beyond BEYOND tragic. You have two beautiful children at home and you choose you fu*k about in a cave thinking you’re some sort of flex. Tell you what’s a flex. Making tea, Bathing and reading your children a storybook in bed EVERY SINGLE night kissing them on their foreheads as they sleep. That’s the flex right there. Grow up you old pathetic slag. SHE’s BOILED MY PISS TONIGHT ON BEHALF OF HER BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS!

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Surfer necklace Sal has entered the thread